Blue Dress
All the blue dresses have sold out already (except for those i’m still in contact with thru email), so stop emailing me bout them!
Will take pics of the lavender + beige one soon
Belts still available, must tell la which colour you want (black, dark blue, red, light gold)
Sorry to those i haven’t replied yet bout the belts
Will take close up pics of it too

Puggy asked me to put this up

Been really busy
Torn between getting the shots for the dresses done or go sailing this weekend
Damn damn damn
Choices choices…

I Have A New Cert.

I still can’t find my SPM cert (not that i seem to need it at all)
And instead have slowly collected a pile of certificates related to more fun things!
For life drawing in London
For climbing Mt. Kinabalu in 2004
For bartending from Martell

And the latest addition – Defense Driving.
Disclaimer: Defense Driving does not = to Improvement in Spatial Awareness for Joyce.

Company sent us for the course in Shah Alam
I followed TylerTheFairysitter from behind (of course, ‘cos i don’t know the way.)

They work us hard.
So hard that we take forty winks any second we can get.

Poor us. 

After watching extremely disturbing accident videos and pictures at the tutorial, we were all to convoy to the track, where we’d have our practical

20 plus cars of only two models.
No problemo.
I can easily spot and follow any of them them fine on the highway.

So off we went.
A traffic light broke our neat procession.
Right at the front of the traffic light was… me.
0_o

I gazed at all the cars zooming off into I-Don’t-Know-Where-We’re-Going in slight panic.
Shit. Shit shit shit. Are all the cars gonna follow me now?
But i don’t know the way!!!

Through the rearview mirror, i could see the line of company cars behind me.

Die.

So i called Tyler.
Faithful ol’ Tyler.

He gave me directions.
I followed them.
And missed the turning while on the phone with him.

“I’m supposed to turn left, right?”
“Yeah i should be able to see you soon… ohshityoujustmissedit!”

I whipped my head to the side to see the small turning on the left in a blur behind me.
And we both started cracking up on the phone cos, hey, Joyce just missed the turning, and everyone was following merrily behind her.

Fantastic.

After leading them further up before doing a U-turn, we managed to all park at the track.

“Eh, who was leading the way la?”
“What the fuck, went one round.”
“Not me!”
“It wasn’t me!”

I walked up towards my team.
They all stared at me.

“Should have known it was you!”
“If i knew it was Joyce leading i wouldn’t follow!!”

“SORRY!!!” 

 
InYourFaceTini’s shoes
She helped me do my claims yesterday

They spread oil and water on the track for us to swerve + spin on before trying to regain control of the car

My car overheated and i called Lam to tell him
“Guess what happened to my car!” i blared in distress
“… Don’t tell me you crashed it…”
“No la, the engine is overheating -_- “
“Phew.”

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I Thought Of AzwinAndy

While I Was Peeing

Because ‘Itu Kamu’ was playing in the bathroom at a hotel
-_-

ShoppingStory #29483

Having the discipline to avoid going into Key Ng for a few months now, i gave in and trotted into one of his outlets at The Curve
And spotted the most darling little corporate dress there
Sleeveless black with stark thin lines of bold colours running down it
I tried it on despite it being an ‘S’ (Key Ng’s ‘XS’ fits me perfectly)
It was too big

I suggested aloud that perhaps, just perhaps, i could get it altered
QueenKanch went behind me to gather up the loose cloth
“Cannot, cannot. You have to alter so much, no point.”
“Sigh.”

They sold out in XS in black, and in white (i would have resorted to the white), and in all their stores (made the staff call the other stores)

Out of desperation, i called Key Ng himself, thinking that MAYBE he’s got an extra stashed somewhere
“Don’t have la… we have very exclusive number of pieces… next time you must go earlier!”
“Argh!”

This is what happens when you abstain from window-shopping and *then* go
Your size runs out due to popularity

I took it a bit slower, and tried my best to relax one weekend
It was sunny, then it rained, but i didn’t mind ‘cos i had my chirpy stripey umbrella from M&S with me
I feel really chuffed everytime i carry it 

FaiTheMai got checked out of the hospital and QueenKanch fetched him to have banana leaf rice with DramaNadia and i

Fai all strong again.

DramaNadia reading the business section.
It’s a lawyer thing.

QueenKanch trying to avoid my digicam.
I is too quick. Yessssss

Went to thread our eyebrows
Looked through some of the boutiques and refrained from buying clothes
Failed from refrain when it came to shoes
Went to Kitsch to show DramaNadia the other shoes there

I picked out a MrMen shirt to show them
“Hey! I wanna buy this! It’s PERFECT FOR ME!!!”

It was:

They turned around and choked before laughing super loudly

What i really should wear is

SupaFookFrancis wore it to my birthday and i wanted to steal it off his back

Or maybe

I am definitely

:p

DramaNadia wants

but they don’t have it

QueenKanch should get

This is perfect for BlackChickJessie or i:

I was telling LaughingLoga how BlackChickJessie is more champion then me
I thought i was the Utter Klutz
I can trip while walking on flat road (i have. And hurt myself badly too >_<)

But BlackChickJessie takes the cake!
We were in the meeting room, all listening to DikTracyHau or someone talking
She miscued the wall behind her
And stumbled while standing still

….

I’ve never in my life seen someone almost fall down while standing still

She looked around to make sure nobody noticed…
And saw me pressing my lips from chortling at her

So cute.

I’m so bad with names
Lagi a Chinese name
But i *can* remember Reza Ehsan’s name..!
Loved his designs at the Icon show @ Cenfad last week
Will blog those pics when i catch up with them (if i do)

CherubicCho took me to his sis’ gallery a few weeks back for an exhibition launch
*Wei Ling Gallery*

I’m all for kitschy, whimsical, happy art (though i do admit i fancy Goya’s stuff)

This is my favourite.
Just could never afford it.
:p
Called Merry Go Round (duh)

This is their doggie downstairs.
Cho knows me well enough… and he prollie knows i’m saying ‘doggie’ cos i forgot his name

I took this from downstairs looking up at the ceiling
A fire ravaged the building years ago, and they decided to keep the old floors that had holes burnt through them
With a transparent covering over it
So cool kan?

Blue sky from one of the paintings upstairs

The spa expert.
The everything-also-she-wants-to-do.
The student.
The model.
The kindergarten teacher.

Wanted to put up these pics for so long but lack of time!

Girlie night out is the best.
Scrumptious food, wine, desserts and of course, rib-tickling crazy laughter and decadent stories.
But the stories are secret *shh*

Also, it’s so tough getting us all out at the same time due to schedules and such.

I don’t have a sweet tooth so i wasn’t as crazy crazy over the arrival of the desserts as much as the others, esp. DhanyaTheMonkel

But i have to admit rather sheepishly that after having a bite of the Pavlova and the Pear & Ginger Upside Down Pudding…
I’m a goner

We all adjourned to Velvet after that to dance to Mambo
The music is so temperamental nowadays… one minute they’re playing happy retro, then suddenly rock a bit

Breaking our groove la.

Okay my arm looks kinda freakish here.
Aps looks like Elastigirl.

Piling our handbags next to us allows dancing with abandon.

Oh yeah.
We DANCED SO MUCH all our feet hurt the next day!
We didn’t even need alcohol to dance!
Everyone was just so hyper crazy happy already!

“Are my tits not big enough?!”
They are darling, more then enough.

SpankyCammy likes it in the middle.

Jamie joined us for a bit.

Dhanya danced so much, i should call her the Duracell Bunny!
Hmm. That is possibly a better cartoon name for her.
She didn’t even drink a drop that night!

But even Duracell Bunnies’ feet get tired.
Us giving our tootsies a rest:

I look like a pregnant woman hovering above them -_-

Okay look at the picture.
I didn’t even notice it at first myself.
Doesn’t Dhanya’s head look strangely detached from her body?

Totally man.

That’s cos it wasn’t her!


Oh Spanky One fell asleep waiting for us to take the picture

Can’t wait for the next one.
It’s like an adrenaline rush that’s healthy for you.
Easygoing laughter, crude jokes, nonsense dance moves that we manage to convince people are cool.

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Don’t Wear A Bra

… when you wear this dress.

‘Cos it’s double layer at the boob part and the front dips so low anyway!
I’m helping QueenKanch sell this dress.
There’s S and M

Hmm S&M sounds kinda naughty… :p

Anyway, there’re sizes ‘S’ and ‘M’ and only four pieces of the blue ones left
There is a beige edition as well but i didn’t get shot in it
Will get the pic of that one soon

The back of the dress is pretty low, where the belt is
It zips up in front
(i’m so lazy to write this creatively, just spurting facts!)

You won’t be able to find this in any other boutique or whatever
Cos QueenKanch got it made in the factory

Perfect with a black belt (i’m sure you all have many many belts already!) and matching shoes
Or white belt + shoes

Dress: RM 95
Belt not included but also for sale if you want: RM25

Email me if you want it – joycethefairy@gmail.com
First come first serve

Pix by Kevin Han

: : Edit : :

So much for advice.

I was asking TylerTheFairysitter bout the post above:

Anyhoo, one dress just got sold already!
Wee!!!

A Match Tonight.

WoohoozzzZzzZzzzz…..

MaryBerry and i on the phone:

“What are you doing tonight?”
“Going to the Cenfad exhibition with a friend…”
“Oh, TL, Adam and i watching football later at night, wanna join?”
” 0_o … why the hell would i want to watch FOOTBALL?! HAHA!! The whole point of not having a boyfriend anymore is you don’t have to watch football with them! Hahahah!!!!”
“EEeeee… i wanted you to teman me…”
“Watch football..? Er, sorry babe. Your boyfriend, your duty.”

:p

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Have You RSVPed?

I went for the past two RSVPs (KLue + Martell)
Didn’t know how popular it was till the reservations sold out early the last one!
Went with FaiTheMai and co. for that
I didn’t know QueenKanch wanted to go  >_<
She missed the last one, *and* the one before that

eee i wanted to go for the martell thing sheeesh
last month missed
now fully booked
pooey
who asked you book so late ha ha
i didn’t know bout this month’s one
i only saw it on your blog actually
aiyo ok next one i book for you straight k? 🙂

This month still has some empty spots if you wanna go!
Hurry!

Eh geram la the flyer… i save it as a big file but it won’t upload in its proper size
Lazy to fiddle with it (more like no time!)

See it here!
*click*

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I’m Utterly Exhausted.

Had two hours sleep last night.
TylerTheFairysitter called to wake me up at 7:15 am. This is so not my time. Anything before 10 am is so not my time.
Drove all the way to Shah Freaking Alam for our defensive driving course, which was really fun!
Idiotically hot and tiring tho.
Drove through traffic all the way home.
And here i am.
Tired as heck.
But blogging. -_-

Will nap now and do work when i wake up.

Before that, i must bitch.

Tony Tricked Us.

Tony Roma’s just opened in Cineleisure at the Curve.
To commemorate their launch, they advertised a mug of beer for RM1 till the 18th of May

Wait, wait! Hold your horses and don’t run there!
Read first.

My dear alcoholic colleague alerted us this fantastic promotion and called her partners in drinking crime to join her for the RM1 beers last week.

Me, being quite the kiasu didn’t want to blog about it cos i didn’t want too many people to go there and it’ll be so crowded

A few days ago, a group of us happily plotted to have lunch (and beer) there again

I knew something was amiss the moment i saw the place was empty outside as we walked towards the patio.

They had stopped the promotion!
We stood agape outside the glass window and read a notice they’d put up, stating how they have decided to end it.

HOW CAN you put up a freaking banner advertising that you have a promotion until 18th May
And then when response is overwhelming, you end it just like that?

It’s like breach of public trust!

We made our way to The Curve just to have it!
And then BECAUSE we were already there, we ate there la
Hmph 

InYourFaceTini was more pissed then everyone put together :p
Not only do they have a less desirable promotion now (2 beers for price of 1 *ptui*), but the beer this week isn’t as nice as last week’s
So different

I have beef with Tony
Not going to eat there for a long time.
End.

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