Okay.
So RowdyRudy’s emoing with me.
Firstly, because, according to his words, “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TOOK RUDYFAIRYFEST AND COMMERCIALISED IT!!! WHAT ABOUT ME?!”
He blared me for damn long.
Then ended with, “You dirty bitch,” while shooting me a look that made me feel like i stole all his toys.
(btw, we met up today to talk Toy Custody and it’s just too difficult to divide, daymn, how the hell do people divorce and do this shit? No wonder things get ugly. Of course… i don’t think they’re fighting over toys… more adult stuff like cars and apartments. Oh and we’re not adults. We’re in denial.)
So, because we’ve already started the Facebook group called Cat Got Your Tongue and we can’t change the name… “Why not?” asked RowdyRudy. “It’s just this clause Facebook has… kinda like, what if you joined the group, “I love pinatas.” Then the next day they changed it to “I love cock.” Then how?!” “HAHAHAHA!!!”
Okay so point made.
We cannot change the FB group name for now (there’s a reason why we chose that name but that story lari-ed also, so we gotta cut the confusion man!) cos we already have over 600 members.
“Where are these people from?!”
“My friends… other ppl’s friends… it’s facebook man!”
This is where we start our cult.
Our crazy cartoon-loving, toy-sharing (if you’re not scared people take yours home), kiddy colourful world of insanity.
We’re talking Mika-loving in Bali.
We’re talking RudyFairyFest thrown down in Impiana.
Okay. I’m typing this as he’s reading over my shoulder -_-
And he’s going, “NOW ADD PICTURE OF ME.”
Okay. Picture okay?
Nah. That was when RudyFairyFest was born.
In Bali baby.
And that’s RudyFairyFest Party 1 of ’08 early this month.
Okay. The fellow better not ask me search for single picture of him now.
I tired already -_-
Fuck, he’s making me laugh going, “WHY NOT?” now.
Die. Don’t need la!!!
So here’s a list of RudyFairyFests we’ve had so far this month:
01 – All of the Sat the 5th @ Impiana
02 – Fri the 11th, we relived Bali in his house, surrounded by toys toys toys. (i failed to blog about it sorry)
03 – Sat the 12th, we got a table in 21 (okay this one a bit fail. cos we were too partied out from the previous day, sorry.)
<Then RowdyRudy flew back to Bali with his sister Tianna for a week to RudyFairyFest it there… minus the fairy. Beef. Okay la, they did ask me. I really couldn’t run away from work so last min ๐ >
04 – Sat the 19th, i dragged them back to 21 where we danced. And danced. And danced. And then had chicken wings in Jalan Alor.
05 – This Thursday!
I promise to put his picture on our next flyer.
So it’s this Thursday, in Mansion at 9pm.
Join the FB group *here*
And RSVP on the event so you don’t have to pay the RM50 cover!
What can you expect this Thursday?
First of all, i got the Mansion people to agree to letting me have a kiddy pool placed outside.
Biresh helped me ask them. “She wants what?!” – Joanna of Mansion “A kiddy pool…”
LOL. RowdyRudy and i think IT ROCKS they’re letting us turn their place crazy for one night.
(He’s walking around the room mumbling to himself about getting Fan Yang bubbles as i’m typing now…)
Yes. We’re bringing Fan Yang bubbles, our spinners we love!
I’m bringing Mr Elephant and Rockstar.
RowdyRudy’s still deciding as i type what toy he’s going to bring cos he’s afraid he’ll lose it.
Now he’s saying he’s going to put his name on his spinner in case he loses it.
I’m like, “Dude, people will KNOW it’s ours la!” “I don’t care! I think everyone should put their name on their toy!”
So yeah.
According to RowdyRudy, put your name and number on your toy in case things get too crazy and you lose it.
Unavoidably, we’re going to drown you with some Mika-lovin and have Mika Appreciation Time. (at least an hour!, oh rowdy one is shouting. -_- okay, maybe too much, he decides after realising how we might Mika-fry people)
We’re throwing games and giving out prizes, toys obviously!
Sea monkeys take (shit it’s so hard typing this while he’s practicing on the mini basketball game and cursing, it’s damn funny) a spot amongst the prizes since people were getting SO competitive for it last time!
Other toys we’re giving out are My Little Ponies and er, we haven’t figured the rest out yet. We’re going to Toys ‘R Us on Tuesday to shop.
We’re bringing the mini basketball game that was played at the Impiana party.
BUT we’re only gonna take it out for the competition part and not leave it around cos… cannot la, we’re afraid people will lose the balls all.
We’re over our heads with the toys we gotta buy, the ones we’re bringing/hanging from us, games we gonna play early in the night in between DJ Le Kelvin (who’s also part of the Twilightactiongirl foursome), and kiddy pool.
So what do you* have to come with?
1. Come with your toy.
Any toy. Your favourite toy. Your toy of the moment if you must (since some people are too indecisive).
Bring anything else happifying you want to – candy floss! Lollipops! Bubbles! Whistles!
2. Dress in happy kiddy colours.
And patterns. Be flamboyant if you like.
3. (not necessary but would be nice) Bring a floatable toy for the Kiddy Pool God.
This is obviously Rudy’s idea. Since we’re having a kiddy pool outside, we’re thinking people should throw in a small funny something in some sort of token for the Kiddy Pool God to ask for happiness and love.
Yes, we do realise after typing that we do sound a little crazy but fuck it.
*Only 18 and above, sorry. But we’ll be waiting for you to join us once you come of age.
IRC, ICQ… man, those were the days everyone was mostly still on a dial-up connection.
In this day and time when the Internet is of such necessary importance (for work, research, procrastinating work, news, blogs, vids, the list is endless) i cannot fathom how anyone makes do with a dial-up connection.
In fact, if you do use dial-up connection, don’t tell me.
Or anyone else for that matter.
It’s best things like this are kept to yourself.
Sort of how bizarre habits are.
I can give you three reasons straight up why dial-up is a service of extinction.
1. Unlimited Use
You pay a flat rate every month with broadband.
Hence there is no limit on how much/long you use the internet a month.
You could keep your pc online 24/7 for all we care and only have to suffer your electricity bills, be it for webcam surveillance (tho i must ask, what *are* you exhibiting/spying on!?) or continuous download while you’re out.
2. Savings
As above, you don’t have to worry about how long you are online. Read: total opposite of how i am when i’m online in some cyber cafe overseas and counting the minutes and ringgit spent *being* online. Stress.
3. Speed
Of the utmost importance.
Time is of essence.
And time spent waiting for something to download is gone a-wasting, when you could have it completed in a shorter span instead of sitting there staring at a screen, tap-tap-tapping your fingers away.
If you just moved, or merely don’t have broadband (unthinkable!), TM @ www.streamyx.com.my just started a new unbeatable Streamyx promotion that you can latch unto.
Look, they have a nasi lemak version too. Too cute.
All you have to pay as an entry into the Streamyx Combo is RM60.
That’s right.
RM60.
Want me to type it again (just like how you have to retype passwords)?
RM60.
For RM60 (sorry, got addicted to typing it), you get 384kbps with a modem, including fixed line rental.
So you can go for the RM60 package la la la (i’m not even going to refer to it as any other name as c’mon, we look at how much this is going to cost us first) and should you want to go for further deals (this is where it’s difficult to keep to your plot)…
For an additional RM28, you get to make unlimited local calls and STD (F2F) from that line.
This doesn’t include calls to mobile phones. We’re not going to lie to you here. Calls to mobile numbers will cost you RM0.25/min. Beat that!
Should you want to improve your speed, you just have to add RM30 (upon the initial RM60, forget about that RM28 i just mentioned) for 512kbps speed and a monthly fee of RM90.
That means for you just pay RM90 (RM60 + RM30) to get everything going.
(refer to red box in chart below)
And if you want your Internet faster, it’s RM110 (RM60 + RM50) for 1Mbps.
So on and so forth:
By doing this, you get Streamyx + a fixed line = a cheaper rate; because you don’t have to pay rental for fixed lines anymore.
What if you already have a fixed line?
No problem.
This promotion is applicable to fixed line owners or new fixed line applicants.
Did you read that part about the modem being provided, correctly?
Absolutely. All Streamyx COMBO packages come with free modem.
Are you sure there’s nothing else we need to pay?
We’re not hiding anything here. An RM75 activation fee will be charged in your first bill of your Streamyx package.
I have no idea why you’re still reading this (should you not have broadband already) and check out the rest of the details here
Haze’s Freak is ringing in my head now cos they played it in 21 last night.
Walau, i went there for MarkSaw’s birthday (i was late, sorry!) and dragged RowdyRudy and Tianna there even though they’re knackered from Bali.
“Do you realise, this was the last place we were at before leaving for Bali, and we’ve just got back and we’re here again! “ blared RowdyRudy.
But we danced and danced and danced. For three hours. And we weren’t even that tipsy.
0_o
It’s like old party mode (or maybe it never left…) suddenly flooded back full force.
Spent all day yesterday shopping for make-up with QueenKanch cos i suddenly ran out of all my essentials – eyebrow pencil, mascara, concealer, facial cleanser. Had to make her come with me cos she’s such the psycho expert and taught me all the right things to buy (as long as it’s not over RM1k an item Kanch -_- way over budget ni…).
Hence donated money to MAC, Shu Uemura and YSL.
Oh, and alldressedup in Gardens cos they’re on sale. >.<
Oh. And sevendays in Bangsar because we happened to walk in…
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Cat Got Your Tongue?
This Thursday…
Join our Facebook group – *Cat Got Your Tongue*
Come on. Go on now. Even if you’re not free this Thursday, at least we can keep you updated on our upcoming parties
RSVP so you don’t have to dish out for the RM50 cover, and come!
On the day of the MIFA Fashion Show, i rushed from office to Gardens Midvalley, at around 6pm.
Justin said call time for hair and make up was at 5pm, but we agreed that i really didn’t need someone do it for me, plus i hate wasting time waiting around.
We still ended up waiting, obviously -_-
Dinesh, Justin’s friend + other muse, arrived 10 minutes before i did.
And we couldn’t help bitching about how hot it was backstage.
Actually, everyone was bitching.
It was so crowded, like a pasar malam.
Because we didn’t have to wait around for make up, we did a quick fitting to make sure the clothes fit and ran downstairs to stuff ourselves with food.
Yeah. Some models/muses we are.
I adore Sushi Zanmai for many reasons – extensive menu, inexpensive (around same price as shitty Sakae Sushi), smoking area, affordable sake.
Everytime i go there, i feel i need Post-its to mark all the things i want to order… because there are so many!
It was just Dinesh and i, since Justin had to hold the fort (read: be around his clothes), and we chatted and got to know each other since the only thing we had in common so far was Justin. It almost felt like a date. Except he doesn’t swing the same way.
Went back upstairs to the chaos and got grabbed by SmallSerena to teman her eat as well.
She ate, i just had more sake.
SmallSerena
Justin’s haute couture skirt i wore. He gave me the denim corset as a present
Justin Yap (must put full name la… so when people google him, they can read this :D), Dinesh, moi
I was pressuring Dinesh, “So, what kinda smile are you going to give? A subtle cool smile?! A big flashy i-love-Justin-Yap smile?! A give-no-fuck face?!” I grinned different expressions like a maniac.
She was right in front of me and i recognised her so i simply called out, “Hanis!” and she turned around.
“I, urm, watch you on Malaysian Dreamgirl…” i said.
“Eh… you’re Joyce…”
Wah, i damn bangga she knew my name!
“Ringo told me about you “
“Ohhhh…”
And she was super cute man. I’d already stuck out my hand to shake hers and do the regulatory kiss-on-cheek thing but she looked like she was going to hug me then stopped.
TOO CUTE.
You just feel like you wanna take her out, and show her around and bring her out party.
Socutesocutesocutesocutesocute!!!
Like, super cute can die dot com.
Super SUPER CUTE.
Okay i’ll stop.
>.<
So anyway, while everyone’s waiting their turn to go unto the runway, i saw her from across the room and went to stalk her.
And took pictures with her and Alwyn (whom she walked for as well).
Alwyn, Hanis, me (i look… so small there -_-)
When we finally went to walk out, plans changed a bit.
There were supposed to be three of us walking side by side – Dinesh, Justin and me.
Tiba-tiba one of Justin’s models were placeless (i love using that word) and she had to walk next to Justin (cos he had to be in the middle, and she’s tall and would look better in the middle).
So there were four people in a row walking down the runway.
There isn’t really ample space for four to walk down in a row unless they’re all holding arms or something.
And being on the side, i was terrified of falling off 0_o
Imagine falling off… oh god. Utter humiliation.
So i decided in a split second i’d rather walk a bittt behind instead of risk falling off.
>.<
And then and then. While we were posing in the front, i was CLASPING my hands.
As i was doing it, i was thinking, “Wtf am i doing? Stop it! Put your hand on your waist goddammit! You look like a nun!”
But i was too stoned and the moment of standing in front of the cameras only lasted few seconds.
-_-
Fail.
So 7 fail.
Thanks to Ratna and Farah who were cheering like hooligans.
Sorry i didn’t look at you guys… i couldn’t really see anything for the blinding light! Oh, and fear of falling off.
After that YAY! Time to drink
I only managed to snag two drinks -_-
Pat + DikHaHaHau
There were heaps of helium balloons hovering at the ceiling which guests and models were taking home.
In a sense, i’d say we were helping the cleaners cos the event was over already.
I thought it’d be cute to surprise the man at the door with a bunch of them, so i started hopping (so i couldn’t reach the end of the string okay) to get them one by one.
Must’ve looked very sad case cos Joe started helping me.
I was more afraid he was going to topple over cos he looked mighty tipsy.
I soddof lost semangat (or memory) to take pics this week.
Not exactly top of my priority list.
Two outfits from last week.
Okay, be prepared. First of all, i really don’t like this picture.
I don’t think the angle (and my stupid pose) gave the top justice.
And don’t ask me why i was doing that salute thing.
>.<
Was feeling bodoh at the time.
Priya was watching us from the coffee table, declaring in disdain, “I can’t believe you’re posing like a sailor. That’s so gay!”
Ifzan passed me it damn long ago after i asked for a red one. He spoilt me.
I was hobbling pathetically first time i wore them.
Quite sad, really.
They gave me corns on my toes which rubbed raw, so i had to limp to the pharmacy to buy those corn pads that i always see but never needed before.
As you can tell from some of the first pictures, i’m not good at posing.
I can pose for a shoot when people are helping and giving directions… but other than that, i really suck.
Ask SarChan.
I just sorta stand there and flap my arms around.
(Oh but i can pose good when i’m high tho ha ha!)
Take this one for example.
I attempted to hide my face and end up looking like a headless person holding a wig.
Non?
dress, warehouse (i think) RM15 from the DNP sale;
belt, vintage from bangkok;
sheer stockings, topshop;
pointy heels, aldo;
