: : Everytime i hear Kelis’ Trick Me, i confirm will picture Kanch dancing… : :
Equation Of The Day Hot Guy + Cute Baby = Joyce’s Heart > Weak
There’s just something fucking alluring about a hot man holding a cute baby.
It was years ago when i first witnessed this heart-dropping scene. I was dating this guy and followed him back to his house. His mom was busy and he had to babysit his nephew for awhile. The one-year-old was bloody adorable with big eyes and a puckery-red mouth. I wanted to play with the baby but he cried when i held him. So i hurriedly chucked him back to my friend. All was normal at first, bla bla bla he fed the baby bla bla bla the baby made cute noises bla bla bla i kept my distance so he wouldn’t start crying. I guess i felt like my maternal appeal didn’t kick in since the darn baby (i can’t say daMN baby can i…) didn’t take to me.
And then.
He was carrying the baby to burp him after eating. They both smiling and making silly noises at each other while he showed the fascinated baby his reflection in the mirror. Walau.
My heart just melted into squishy strawberry cream. I almost gasped out loud, i swear.
Needless to say, i got with that guy. Okay we broke up already but the point of the story iS
Hot Men + Cute Babies rule. Period.
Just. Look. At. That.
See. There i go distracting myself from final projects again. *slaps self*
I watched Donnie Darko before years ago. Got half of the story and didn’t bother rethinking the rest.
I watched it again just now. And thought James did a nice write-up on it on his site. I actually get the whole story now. Bwek*
* oops *
My dad just went to the fridge. Surveyed the contents of his wine bottle… and said loudly to himself,
“Hmm. The wine seems to be evaporating…”
Why is it blur. sigh. screw it.
* * Update to BITCH * * 7:15am * * Why the HELL DOES MY ILLUSTRATOR KEEP ON SHUTTING DOWN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR bloody pissing the hell out of me DiE bitch diE *punches/kicks/curses at it*
Here are pics taken in Zouk weeks back on different occasions. Not with my cam, thus the lateness and randomness.
i think this was in July.
This was 3 weeks back i think i wasn’t too sober myself here. I remember aaron was there as well… somewhere around. God. The more i stare at this photo. The more slutty i think i look…
I remember how much i wanted to go last week… gosh yea i was really losing it. Muahaha… i’m doing so much work today so that i *can* party tomorrow. DedicaTION.
This is the gf posse. This is the gf posse of my bf’s posse. Yea. There are only three of us.
Elaine was happily snapping away with her new digicam. I was eyeing the alcohol. And Jenny was forcing everyone to drink…. shots. After shot. After shot.
Guys were actually running away from her. *those pussies* And Zaidi’s line remains in my head, ‘Oh my god. She’s Satan.”
i have to go have lunch and bond with Jessica now. Ciao! yay i can eat again.
I just went on the MyLittlePony website. And was colouring pony pics online for fun. Then i did THIS. click to colour! psst* you don’t have to tell anyone you did it like me
And then. I was thinking to myself:
“what the fuCK am i doing!? I’m supposed to be doing my work! oh my god. I’m getting whack… and i don’t even take drugs…”
Okay. well. I’m just really bored and easily distracted. Plus i’ve only eaten chicken soup since yesterday. Just that is sadness in itself. My braces still hurt bleargkjljlj I’m so hungry… *whines*
Plus, i miss my slut, but didn’t get to see him cos he was in the office till almost 2 am last night. Insane-ness. But we’re gonna watch ‘House of Flying Daggers’ later. so hurray…!
Featuring… Yishyene’s Pony
photography byyishyene fabulouscroppingediting by joyce
Remember my obsession with My Little Pony? (i still sleep next to it, thanks for asking). Well, Yishyene went skiing last week, thought of me and took some pics of her pony too!
DiE bitch diE *punches/kicks/curses at it*
