I was at work and thought of Malibu. And thought of my father who is in China. Who could buy me Malibu. On his way out of KLIA.
So i smsed him. Global roaming rocks
Daddy hey buy me Malibu when you come back k
he replied
I don’t think i should, aren’t you turning into an alcoholic as it is.
i retorted
No la… i mostly drink on weekends now. I just like the taste of Malibu in my milk and ice cream.
He then smsed
Yes. I’m sure implementing alcohol into your daily food isn’t alcoholic.
I didn’t reply. -_-
PassedOutBen – 1st Edition
Last Friday, Jason threw a party. Jason is an alcoholic. As am i. Hence our strong bond.
We spent the whole afternoon shopping for the party. My pony eyes actually opened wide seeing how much he bought.
I just got my teeth pulled out the day before. I wanted to ask the dentist whether i could take alcohol.
“Can i drink?” “Yes, of course you can drink cold water…try to avoid warm water though.” “Oh.”
I didn’t dare say i meant alcohol. Ash & Abel tried to deter me saying alcohol makes the wounds heal slower bla bla bla. Jason, on the other hand, said his friend had *his* teeth pulled out, drank. And all was fine.
So naturally i listened to Jason.
So on Friday night i pottered to Jason’s apartment with MediumBen.
“Come for awhile la.” “Dowan dowan, i’m supposed to see Jinny/Callie/Gerry…just wanna use toilet.”
Jason said, “You can’t use the toilet unless you drink.”
Wow. Talk about evil. So MediumBen ended up staying a tiny bit longer.
Then he ended up playing drinking games with the guys.
Of course, someone had to lose.
… and it was Tim.
Oh boy. Ben had to cajole Tim for 15 mins to drink that shit. Ben should be a therapist.
Finally. I can blog. The thing that amazed me is that my ratings soared in the time i couldn’t.
So many party pics to put up. No time tonight. Tomorrow i shall let the world view the
PassedOutBen – 1st Edition
Oh.
MediumBen is no longer known so, he is now known as PassedOutBen.
Anticipate, people. Anticipate.
Wow i haven’t bitched for so long, i’m so happy! *fairydances* Let’s bitch about kids today. I encountered two very annoying children on Sunday.
I love kids. I honestly do. I even wanted to be a kindergarten teacher.
There was this little boy in the bathroom in 1U. A prime brat, i tell you. He was throwing a tantrum and gave me such a shock i almost slipped into the toilet bowl. When i came out of the stall, he was still screaming away and called Ash a monster when *she* came out.
“No. You’re the monster,” said she.
I stared at him in disgust. I detest kids with no manners.
“You know what he needs? A tight slap,” said i, rather loudly.
*pause*
“Actually, you know what i’d do if i had a kid like that? I’d pour heaps of malibu and liquor down his throat… so much so that he’d get a fucking horrible hangover and behave himself. That’ll teach him.”
Ashley and Kanch stared at me for pretty long after that.
