Class had ended and i made my way downstairs… A typical Malaysian monsoon storm raged at 5 pm. Before i knew it, all the other students had disappeared… Everyone had somewhere to go or someone to pick them up. Someone was supposed to pick me up as well…. But he had passed out. And no amount of phonecalls could stir him from his hibernation mode.
And so.
I stood there feeling like a 7-year-old who had just finished school and mommy forgot to pick me up.
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Anyway. What happened after that was a pathetic attempt to find a ride home. Not easy when it’s storming and flooded. And my mobile has ONE bar of battery left. Isn’t it always in a desperate situation WHEN YOUR HP DECIDES TO PLAY DEAD!!?
In the end, i went to my ex’s house to break fast with his family. His mom is a damn chat good cook… can die i tell you.
Louis called while i was at work and i hid in a corner whispering “I HAVE to go to Zouk tonight… I want to destress and dance and drink!”
I: made it there, thankfully.
I have cuts on my knees… cos i tripped in the parking lot.
Louis should thank Kok Wing… cos he doesn’t know how much he helped.
PassedOutBen lost his voice… cos he was screaming for help when Mary and i performed endless lewd acts in front of him.
Melissa thinks i’m crazy… because i spoke to the bathroom lady for ages. At least i didn’t give her money. I used to give my money away to bathroom cleaners in clubs when i got tipsy.
So the tipsy fairy is compassionate. Hidden qualities.
Just finished lunch, today is not as hectic as usual… Though things suddenly come pouring in at 5 pm just as i’m going to leave (i hate that).
I was really really really super awfully sleepy this morning. My Slut fetched to work as usual (the sweet dear). I needed something to keep me awake… Something to liven up my mind… Something to lift my chin up to the world.. (instead of slumping down and stoning) Something to make me jump and shout,
“TODAY WILL BE A FANTASTIC DAY!!!”
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So i drank Milk&Malibu on the way to work.
In a red plastic cup (destroy evidence later) “What is that…” – My Slut “Milk.” “ohmygod. I can’t believe you…” “I’m sleeeeepy… it’ll wake me up!”
He shook his head in defeat as i sipped from the plastic cup and peeped at him from sideways with wide, innocent, made-up eyes.
Well. Lotsa feedback on the boxers issue below ey? I got a phonecall from Ears today: “Oh, that girl has a new boyfriend now.” “Oh rea-lly.” “Yea. Let’s all send him boxers, heh!”
Cheeky bitch. Tee hee…
I went to watch The Grudge with PassedOutBen just now.
There was this part in the beginning when i was blessed with a sight of all things hot and unholy. A cliche good-looking actor was lying on the bed with Sarah Michelle Gellar. And his hot-as-hell ass in boxers was facing the lens. Talk about angle shots. Aishah, i swear you would have died on the spot.
“OhMyGod. That. Is. One. Hot. Ass.” I whispered in the dark.
In retort, Ben grunted really loudly in the dark. see bears do grunt Somemore it was a SuperQuietMoment in the cinema. I couldn’t stop laughing.
I usually don’t talk at all in the cinema. Cos i hate it when people do, hence, i don’t. There was noone near us anyway, i gather noone wants to watch a horror movie on Tuesdays..? Later on, Mr. HotAss was in a dire situation.
“Fuck no! Get up! Hot Ass can’t die! NooOoOoo!!!” Wah so stress man
I think Ben was also stressed at my nonsense cos i saw his noseholes flare in the light of the show.
Another stress part was when Ben dropped his hp on the floor. Remember how i said there was noone sitting around us? I got a prime shock when i felt a bump near my foot, first thought was that the Ju-On girl was crawling near me. He proceeded to grope in the dark for a few seconds. Then he sat back in his seat. Hmm? He dowan to find his hp issit… So i helped him look.
WALAU!… fucking scary to go groping under dark cinema chairs, i tell you! Especially when there seems to be so many spots the damn Ju-On girl could pop out from… and crawl menacingly toward me….. I found it in the end. Ben damn smart… cos he was scared too!
How fast a mood can change I was happy whole day long Just spoke to a friend on the phone Who’s down Which makes me feel sucky Cos i want to help But i can’t I gave my thoughts And made you cry Which made me cry
