Blasted Weather

It keeps on raining on and off which is a real pest cos it keeps us from our activities.

Just woke up. Heh.

Gosh, everyone here keeps on stuffing me with food!
Oxtail Stew Chicken Rice English Pork Pies Kolok Mee Chicken Sandwiches More Chicken Sandwiches Souffle Lots of Cakes and desserts and snacks…

Gonna eat Sarawak Laksa and look for orang utans now.

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What’s The BEST Drink in the WORLD?!

I thought Shal’s four-year-old nephew something he can treasure the rest of his life.
“Okay okay, repeat after me…Malibu. MA-Li-BU… come on, say it. Say Ma-li-bu…”
“Maweebu.”
“Yay! Cool cool, okay, you know what’s the bEST drink in the world? It’s Malibu. So when people ask you that, you *have* to say Malibu.”
*big cute 4-year-old eyes stare at me*
“What’s the best drink in the world?”
“Maweebu.”
*i cover him with kisses*

Two days later, we’re having lunch with the whole family.
While waiting for the food to come, i decide to practice it with him again.
“What’s the best drink in the world?”
“Maweebu.”
“Ohmygod! What have you been teaching him, aiyoooo!” – His mom, Michelle
“Erm, heh.”

Besides that, the event went great.
Shal’s whole family are absolute sweethearts.
The bandboys are a whole bucket of fun.
And i don’t have time to put other pics up.

When i come back la.

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I like airports

Many people say they hate airports cos it reminds them of being separated with someone they love.

Me on the other hand… i love airports.
To me, it smells of adventure and wannabe-clean.
Even if i’m not going somewhere, i get all excited in an airport.
And remind myself (somewhat miserably) than i’m not the one flying off.

I smsed my friend my time of arrival.
“Hey babe, i’ll be reaching at —- okay.”
“Oh. I’ll be having a press conference then. Don’t worry i’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“Ok cool. Are they going to be holding a card up with my name on it…. awesome.”
“Yea. Saying Joyce The Fairy on it. I’ll describe the person to you so you won’t get kidnapped or worst follow some chicopek home.”

I’m not sure what a chicopek is… but he sure sounds yucky.

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I Still Want To Be Incredible!
The Incredibles were so incredible i watched it again
 -_-

I brought my Little Pony  to office today.
“Look what i’m bringing!” *proudly shows My Slut contents of bag*
“OI!” *thinks i’m being irrational to spread joy and colour at work*
Honestly, i didn’t even show it to anyone cos i didn’t bother to.
I just left it sitting next to my pc.

I had no fucking clue how layan so many people were to it!

A girl picked it up and started singing the Little Pony theme song.
Twice.
I laughed.

Two guys came over to stroke its shiny pink hair.
I swear i thought they might argue who gets to hold it longer.
I stared.

The best was when,
The Salt Guy  had an imaginary conversation with her…

Normal Voice: Hey how you doing?
Squeaky Voice: I’m okay, what’s your name?
(goes on for an absurd few minutes)
Normal Voice: So how does Joyce treat you huh?
Squeaky Voice: Not too bad, i don’t like it when she eats beef in front of me tho…
Normal Voice: Ha? Why not? Hey i don’t eat beef too, you know…
Squeaky Voice: Well, i’m friends with cows you see…

Ponies and cows….!

At this point i laughed so much i couldn’t do any work.

I was
quite free for a while today and laughed reading xiaxue.
She’s such a riot.

I finally
booked my flights to Kuching. My guess that the prices would drop are horribly wrong. So i’m paying a fairy foot to attend my friend’s event.

Ryan
took me to eat a super dinner in D’Tandoor (uptown) today.
Shit… if you haven’t eaten there before. You have to go.
Everything was delectable… the rice.. the curry… the gravy….
My stomach is protesting i think of such thoughts at this time of the night.

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