I need more of *me*. When i said that to My Slut, he said “WHAT. You already have so much time to yourself!” “I mean i need two or three of me la. Stress…”
How
am i going to take pics of Jacklyn (Malaysian Idol) The new Bliss and DJ Fono when they’re all scheduled at the same time.
How. Howhowhowhowhow!? And i can’t reschedule it cos i’m taking One Buck Short tomorrow night.
I didn’t go to Ghetto yesterday, fell sick and decided to recuperate. I slept at midnight. MIDNIGHT! Fairies don’t sleep at midnight. They stay awake whole night. -_-
Woke up today craving for raisins. I dreamt that raisins were the best food ever. And that i stole a handful and was happily munching them in my dream. Woke up, having an aftertaste of raisins in my mouth…
I’m not in an awfully good mood today. So i just had chocolate digestives *nyum*
I might be going overboard this time. i can do this i can do this I have so much to do I got a fever thinking bout it all And lay in bed for an hour trying to nap But i couldn’t
“Do a detox plan,” said Yishyene “You mean NO ALCOHOL?!” “Yes Joyce the world will end right.” -_-
Do you know why i blog? Do you know why i edit yummy pics to attract people to visit my blog?
So that once in a while….
I surprise you with…
Something that my friends only look at because i force them to…
But in all honesty, it’s so amazing, how can you NOT love them?!
Fairies!!!
please click to admire it in larger proportions
Hence forcing you to admire beautiful fairy images.
Aren’t they pretty!!! Yes they ARE! I know right? Such lovely wispy clothes too… I agree, the ethereal look is *so* in OH! Look how they just blend in with the flowers Yes… such a wonder how amazing they are (crap i gtg now or else i’ll continue this haha)
Went for the Cream launch yesterday. Then experienced a massive line outside Velvet after midnight. Shall blog later too busy now
Thanks for agreeing to bring me back pork pies from Tesco Thanks for making your way there to buy them Thanks for buying me three precious pies Thanks for wrapping them up carefully in sponge and paper Thanks for hand-carrying it all the way back from UK Thanks for not eating it when you opened your hand luggage Tho you said it smelt damn bloody marvelous compared to the muesli SIA gave you for brekkie Thanks for all your effort Really, thanks… i know you put in alot of effort to make sure i’d get those
Precious Pork Pies
Oh yea. And thank your mom for accidentally eating them.
I ran around the whole day with Ashley. I rewarded myself for being good and hardworking in December by going shopping today… even though i haven’t got the pay yet. *guilty look*
heh.
I erm charged it to the card. My Slut was scolding me from his office thanks to Ashley She grabbed my mobile phone from me and said, “You know what she did? You know she’s supposed to use her card for emergencies, right? And she bought a fairy sticker book with it!”
It was so worth it, i swear… Remember how i wanted to buy another sticker book last time and i didn’t? I shall scan my new book later when i’m free and show all of you what a total bargain it was for 19 ringgit.
I love flower fairies. It’s so much like my existing tattoos and now i feel like getting more!!! “You already have two wei. How many fairies you want?!” – PassedOutBen “But… but… i could have a huge beautiful one on my back where they’re all joined and there’s flowers and things!” “You want to have a playground on your back…?”
Dave joined Ashes and me at Chilli’s after that. I had my usual beloved tomato juice cos my stomach still felt wonky from drinking too much on Sunday night.
I went to Bukit Bintang in the evening with AshleyFai to catch some fashion show by LICT. But we were 20 minutes late *whoops*. So i ended up being terribly obsessed with my Joyce Rewards Self Program by trying to buy new slutty tops to party in.
“I need new slutty tops.” “Why la, not enough meh.” – My Slut “No… i haven’t shopped in months and i’m always wearing the same slutty tops out clubbing!” “Then don’t go la.”
He obviously knew i wouldn’t take heed to his suggestion.
By the time the shops were closing, i was a happy camper. I had acquired
Seven new tops – 3 decent and 4 marvelously slutty One pair of diamante sandals One denim skirt Two kiddy books
All with…. Rm100 in my wallet. Okay. So i cheated. I used my card…. 0_o i *am* gonna pay the bill! The total was Rm 300 Value, right!
The problem started when i wanted to buy this classy top They said i’d have to purchase Rm 50 and above to sign for it Okay then I ventured to another part of the shop Big mistake… Big discoveries! And the most evil thing is, they have this discount promotion going on:
Buy 1 top, you get a 20% discount Buy 2 tops, you get a 30% discount Buy 3 tops, you get a whopping 50% discount!!!
“Miss, if you get this one too *holds up top i’m pondering whether to buy* you get all at half price off!” What. Half price off? *ears perk up* “Really…?” *tries not to sound too excited* “Yea!… *waves top evilly in my face* If you dowan then nevermind la, but then only 30% discount…” *casually chucks 3rd top to the side*
WALAU!
That felt like someone putting Malibu under my nose to sniff then taking it away!
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What kind of TWISTED MINDS do these people have?! Do they know the kind of effect it has on us girls?! Yes… so i fell into their trap. I don’t care! Because now i have new slutty tops to satisfy me for weeks!!!
BWAHAHAHA!!!!
*hugs tops crazily*
P/S Dave, you’re been asking for the post bout hot men and babies. Here.
from drinking too much on Sunday night.
