As i was saying I was doing my final day of Christmas shopping And saw the evil ‘50% off everything’ sign
Some strange force pulled me in So in other words I lost the plot
You know how girls can be the most impatient creatures in the world sometimes?
Yet It’s amazing how the chance to acquire beautiful pieces of clothing for an obscene price can muster up the patience of a Pope The queue stretched thru half the shop Unfortunately this wasn’t like Zouk where i could cut the line And every girl stood there waiting patiently and quietly Amazing huh
The sad thing bout the sale was I rummaged and rummaged And just could *not* find any slutty clothes in my size!
The tragedy, i tell you
So i bought angelic decent clothing of happy colours instead
And called my Dad after to tell him i’ll pay him back my credit card bill in February
“What have you been buying la” “Erm stuff…” “Yea. The company called me cos you’re nearing your limit.” “I have a limit?? You put a limit??” “Of course la. Think i crazy ar, let you have a Platinum without limit.” “Oh. But not like i’m gonna buy anything really expensive!” “How i know. Maybe suddenly you lose your mind or something…”
Daddy laughs evilly I huff in indignance
I went to watch my church friends carol in Eastin Hotel after that Tina came along Tina is cool
Here’s my pony with her new haircut See! Now we both have the same haircut *hugs pony happily*
I’m off to do super last minute Christmas shopping with KokYew now It’s tradition for us to go every year I have so much more to do… Still haven’t made cards yet
GAWD
And what do i do in my free time? I gave My Little Pony a haircut yesterday
I have had two Christmas shopping trips so far Both times i stopped cos my little arms could carry no more And i still have more to go tomorrow
Wednesday last week was hectic (isn’t everyday!) I went to Velvet after the Cream launch
My oh MY There was a long long loooooong line stretching to the car jockey area How on earth was i going to get in I sat outside waiting for Calvin to get me Everyone was already inside since 11 you see
I observed that the line hadn’t moved a bit for ten whole minutes
Calvin came out to talk to the guy in charge of the line “She’s on the guest list” “Everyone is on the guest list” he firmly said. Woah. Talk about attitude Okay okay i understand how it is It is his job
As i was pondering how to skip the horrendous line A kwailo (white) guy came out from Velvet “My girlfriend is outside your spg girlfriend heh and i want her in now. What does it take?!” The Line Guy looked boredly at him and said “There’s a line. Ask her to line up.”
Woaaaah…. *kow tow*
Anyway i managed to skip the line And went in after two minutes I won’t say how Can’t let my secrets out, can i! I bet everyone was shooting evil evil looks at me *nyahaha* *superior snicker*
I’m off to Bliss for R&B tonight Would always rather dance to r&b than Mambo
