Oh yes, i’ve been so busy i almost forgot to blar this So there i was, 5 minutes before KokYew picks me up for midnight mass And nothing to wear
I *had* planned to wear my white dress (supposedly all holy you see) And realised last minute that i can’t cos it’s strapless and my huge tattoo would be showing In CHURCH Holy mother of god, imagine the stares i’d be getting from aunties
I couldn’t wear my other dresses cos i’d either worn them before or they were too slutty for church So again. There i was 5 minutes rush rush rush fucking hell do you know how difficult that was?! Everything in my closet was too slutty for church and there wasn’t time to iron the non-slutty ones!
So in the end i wore a really colourful turtleneck and olive slacks
And you know what When i walked into church feeling all Hail Mary I stoned because
Holy crap!
There were really skanky hos there! Short skirts, low tops, high heels There was even this girl there who dressed just like she was going to go clubbing I was like, Oi! Have some respect people!
“So you’re one of those people who pose baik la in church” “I’m not posing… just dress properly la tiu…” “HA. Then in actuality you’re like the devil at night.” “oI.”
Carl Cox
So yesterday Was another of those nights where i got really trashed And danced and danced Found surprising photos in my camera the next day I remember partying with RitaGobiGBKHonSeng And hanging off poor PassedOutBen like a monkey And tipsy-talking to Walter And lying down on the rock outside Zouk after everything Ho hum…. And tonight will be another….
Kuantan : 2nd Edition
Then we went to another bay area Which was like heaven We were the only ones there
Mild depression is just silly Not as talkative Not as insane Not as sociable Not as alcoholic
“I realised something…” “What?” “You know how people drink more when they’re sad…?” “Uh huh…” “Well, i seem to drink less when i’m sad. Which is good!” “But then you’re almost never sad.” “Okay, fine, so that means i drink more overall, but still! At least i don’t do any tragic drunk things.”
And then suddenly A tiny thing Changes everything and i’m in a fucking good mood Listening to my beloved The Darkness And singing along really loudly to it Cos noone is at home to give snide she-sings-terribly looks
Kuantan : 1st Edition
So i crept out of my house at 3 am with my bag of clothes. Felt like i was running away heh
Jason was making me super kan-cheong by shouting “Faster! FASTER! Got carrrrrrr!!!” When really, the car was miles away -_-
Pah! The internet here was making me think none of my posts went up… and five did. -_-
We had an amazing dinner yesternight. Four of us scoffed five dishes of fish, prawns, chicken, seafood and tofu. All for an obscene 20 ringgit a person. Fucking cheap right! Can die.
Then Calvin and Joanna took Jason and i around their hometurf…. to drink. We went to the Hyatt. Where i had two peach brandies cos i was so damn full from dinner. Don’t think added volume could my tummy take! Hence i took the hardcore way and just had liquere.
Then we went to this dodgy pub. Where Jason and i almost died drinking beer. Already we were so friggin full and Kuantan ppl don’t drink whiskey…. they drink beer!
Beer And beer… And more beer….
This was just not doing it for us… we were sober. AND felt like throwing up haha
Going to eat (again) then to the the heavenly beach (again)
