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Saturday January 15, 2005

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The Present That Made Me Laugh

Jason gave me my Christmas present in a Johnnie Walker paperbag
How very him
He always jokes that one day, there will be Jason Walker whiskey

In the paperbag was a pretty red box
And in the pretty red box, was my christmas note and pressies

I read the note

Joyce, Merry Xmas and looking forward to New Year! Anyway, hope you like your gift, if not, go fuck yourself… choose wisely…

I was like  
Huh? What cock is he writing now… whatever
*looks inside box*

OhmygodhegotmeVictoria’sSecretstufffromUS!
Jason knows i love this scent cos i asked him to buy me some perfume before when he was in NYC
As i was happily admiring the lovely sight before me
Something caught my eye….

I gingerly lifted it out
Strange…
The first random words that were registered into my brain were
Plastic… slippery… ew… orange?

ROTTING CARROT?!

 

The moment it hit me
I burst out laughing for a good full minute….

 

 

 

Happy Birthday Sabri!

Mooky had a bad vibe about me going clubbing this week
For once
He made me promise not to go
His hoarse traumatic voice gave me no other alternative
So i swore on fairies i wouldn’t

Went to The Ivy for Sabri’s birthday dinner
Since when
Do people give out presents to others on their birthday?
That’s just too nice…
*feels spoilt*

Then i went to Frangi & Hemingways

Which is not clubbing

And i heard Adam Beyer’s set was awesome too. Bah.

Friday January 14, 2005

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The Present That Made Me Laugh

Happy Birthday Sabri!

Mooky had a bad vibe about me going clubbing this week
For once
He made me promise not to go
His hoarse traumatic voice gave me no other alternative
So i swore on fairies i wouldn’t

So i went to The Ivy for Sabri’s birthday dinner
Since when
Do people give out presents to others on their birthday?
That’s just too nice…
*feels spoilt*

Then i went to Frangi & Hemingways

Which is not clubbing

And i heard Adam Beyer’s set was awesome too. Bah.

 

Thursday January 13, 2005

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Lunch With Kanch

So as everyone knows there was a massive nationwide blackout lunchtime Thursday
We ate at Laksa Shack
Had a candlelight lunch with Kanch
How romantic, no?
Luckily i put the candle on my water bottle
The light it cast showed…
Many many chillis in my spoon

Fuck man

If i hadn’t put the candle up
I would’ve gobbled that whole spoon and cried all afternoon…

All Pigged Out

I have to stop pigging out
Or else i can’t wear my slutty clothes in pride anymore
Pigged out…

Tuesday
MuchBeer in Hartamas
BeerLasagnaWine in Alexis
Maggi goreng ayam in mamak right after

Wednesday
ManyDigestives
Japanese Noodles
FingerFood at HardRock
MoreAlco
Maggi goreng courtesy of Fai

Thursday
KuchingLaksa
MoreDigestives
BakKutTeh and MuchSoup with AshleyLouisFaiPuiKhey
Mickey D’s Apple Pie

I was stumbling slightly after so much soup
And tomorrow, a friend’s birthday dinner…

*burp*

Thursday January 13, 2005

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Kent Decode Rave : Genting

Will write the details later.
Everyone loves pictures so they go up first ๐Ÿ™‚

This is on the way to the rave
We stayed at an apartment some way off
Genting rooms were fully booked

The rave was delayed due to bad weather
From 7 pm to 10 pm
Then
From 10 pm to 12 am (midnight)
Then
From 12 am to 1 30 am

We waited at a cafe
I ran off to some friends’ room upstairs

You have no idea how difficult it is to find your way around Genting in a state of tipsiness
I called my friend four times
Walked dazedly by myself

Finally
They shifted the whole thing into Arena of Stars
But
Took ages letting people in
In which many left in annoyance because standing waiting in the cold was no joke

I
Grandly forgot to bring a windbreaker or a warm-sleeved coverup of any sort
Supersuper forgot, i guess i was too excited about bringing my Pony
So
All i wore was a thin red spaghetti strap and a black shrug

Everyone kept on asking me,
“Aren’t you cold?”
To which i promptly and repeatedly replied
“Just pretend you’re in an air con room and a big fan is blowing at you…”

I don’t think anyone took my advice though.
-_-
Mind over matter
Try it dammit

So i sat there sipping beer wishing the rave wasn’t so lame
DJ Fono of Zouk asked me how it was
I said
“Fuck man. The music is damn slow. Zoukfest had BETTER BE BETTER than this!!!”

20 minutes later i smsed again
“omg. the music started to pick up. it’s becoming awesome.”

I wasn’t paying attention anymore
And Loga snapped away


(crap. I spelt proportion wrong. Can’t be farked to correct it so nvmind)

So there i sat
Till i could stand it no longer
And ran off to dance insanely with those i came with

 

Phew*

That’s alot of pics for today
My stomach is growling like a lion
And i’m as hungry as a tiger

Then comes the everyday question
whattoeatwhattoeatwhattoeat…

I’m waiting for Ash to pick me up

 

Wednesday January 12, 2005

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For Once

Muslims are not in a supreme position
Zouk got raided at 1 am (Mambo Jambo)
At which muslims and non-muslims were separated

Apparently they were testing muslims for alcohol consumption

Hmm

Every malay friend i know who goes clubbing takes alcohol
I know someone  who managed to bluff his  way out saying he’s Christian
And once he  managed to get out of the procedure, he  smsed me
“Praise the Lord!!! HAHAA!!”

Right -_-
You’re burning in hell, my friend

Now…
They bluffed the non-muslims saying they can proceed to Velvet to party
But no
It was a mere trick to raid all the non-muslims there

I
Was just about to go there
Only i was having WhiskeyMalibu in Hard Rock and Havana Club
Older women can dress more skanky than teens if they want to
I fuck you not

I’m barely tipsy from drinking
Since my night got interrupted by the raid
I should sleep early
Start work tomorrow
Daddy is happy that his daughter is starting something fulltime
Perhaps she won’t have time to drink herself to oblivion
Thinks he

Fai The Mai bought me maggi goreng
And i laughed on it while reading Kim‘s site on my Digestive intake