I love reading Kim‘s blog And she claims she’s never seen a photo of me with my braces tho she tries and she tries…
I edited this post cos i realised what a bad one it was So i tottered to Cream with Andy last night Andy takes fuckingamazing photographs We were supposed to do a review on all the house specialty cocktails there
Ohmygod. A job for Joyce which directly involves alcohol?!
GLORY BE TO GOD!
I didn’t do much, took down notes, names/ingredients Then Andy used me to pose with them
It was such t o r t u r e To *pretend* to drink To *pretend* to pose professionally when i felt like grabbing them violently and gulp it down greedily To *pretend* to suck on the straw ok so i cheated slightly and tasted it But it wouldn’t do to have a half-finished cocktail photographed ey -_-
No it wouldn’t
It was like gentle teasing Whatmore half of them had Malibu in it
And when we finally finished up and got to drink everything I didn’t even finish them all…
I went to IKEA to buy an alarm clock yesterday Used to have two but i broke them by throwing them across the room Don’t see how you can blame me if i was unconscious Soddof *looks at ceiling*
I found a lovely one and my non-chinese friend agreed it was leet So i tip-toed and reached waaaaaaay into the back of the shelf to get a nEW one While squinting in concentration, a voice piped up,
“Damn chinese man you!”
I burst out laughing so hard i almost fell into the shelf even though he was annoyingly correct
Well i gave Loga the same pony, except of course that one still has her long hair I give people ponies sometimes
If i think them worthy
I just gave him the pony yesterday And do you know *what* i got in my gmail today?!
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This is what you get when you give a pony to a friend working in BAT (British American Tobacco) He stuck a ciggie to it in the office!!!
*wails*
It’s supposed to be My Little Pony!!!! Not My Smoking Pony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I absolutely protest against a foul ciggie even so much as NEAR my pony’s mouth! Even if it *is* his pony now…
I know you think this is great branding No This is great branding That *points up hysterically* is evil branding!
And look at her hair!! It’s all WILD and pontianak-like! That’s not how you brush your pony’s hair!! She looks more like she just got stoned and turned hippy!!!!
*wails fading as fairy flies off in agony*
I Like Them Bigger Than
My Hand Can Hold
This was on New Year’s Eve I know, i know… i haven’t put up jackshit of NYE pics yet… no time! I’ve been rushing from work to home (to do more work), than out (take photos) than back home (to do more work)
Even woke up early today to do some work. Now it’s just workworkwork But where’s the money?! I’m not seeing much yet -_-
Next to me is Calvin He’s back in Kuantan And Jason is in S’pore I miss them both Hurry up and come back dammit!
I love this picture You wouldn’t need to wonder why now, would you.
So i was doing some research on Excessive Alcohol… and read this
Excessive alcohol consumption is the third leading cause of preventable death in the United States after tobacco use and poor eating and exercise habits.
Urmm okay… Then i read this
Researchers considered any man who averaged more than two drinks per day or more than four drinks per occasion to be an excessive drinker. For women it was more than one drink per day or more than three drinks per occasion.
Daddy took the Exilim with him to HongKong Hence no party pics from this week Pity Cos many a FarewellBirthdayAlco ones there were
I sent him an sms: Hey can you pls buy me Malibu at the airport… Plsssss… Do you want this poster of 8 gold carp and 1 gold carp from Dunhill? Quite nice.
Cos really He’s into the whole feng shui thing and i thought he might fancy it
He replied: That’s an expensive barter to me.
But he bought me it anyway I thought he wouldn’t cos he didn’t the last time i asked Gave it to me while saying “You’re going to drink yourself to death.” “No i’m not… anyway i don’t drink at home anymore.” *cough*
The Orgy That Disturbed
I was online Someone was telling me how he got invited for a gay orgy I tried not to have too many mental images in my head and typed You know i’m open-minded so go ahead if you want and i’ll still love you I went offline
Dreamt awful awful awful things A tree house where they drugged the poor boy Everyone, male and female, performed disgusting things on him by turn As i watched from the window Of the innocent-looking tree house
I woke up traumatised To that friend of mine, Don’t tell me shit like that before i sleep again! EVER!
The Alco Adoration
Went to some far-away place for Tarry’s birthday dinner CrayfishCrabFishSquid had we Chee Hooi’s adoration for todi Is amazingly like mine for Malibu
Y’know how i hop around offering ppl, “MaliBU?! MaliBU?!” He does the same Only it goes, “ToDI?! ToDI?!”
Went for a friend’s farewell dinner on Saturday He was verifying with his father which bottles of alco we couldn’t take from his bar I was praying don’tsaythemalibu don’tsaythemalibu don’tsaythemalibu Thank god he didn’t So i had fantastic curry and MuchMalibu for dinner
I fled to Zouk for a few minutes to say hi to some people I didn’t club ok Just sat in the console and drank MoreMalibu *tumpang glamour*
Then spent some time with AshFaiKanchTarryAmirRommelAdrian drinking more in Poppy
I don’t know how i managed to keep awake till 9 am
