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Sunday January 23, 2005

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Joyce Actually Obsesses 

Over Something Else

Besides Fairies, Ponies & Malibu

I was about to have my usual Recovery Drink  at Chilli’s with Kanch

Sundays are to recover from Saturday nights

JohnsonIvanKelynnPassedOutBen ChengLeongDonSamKitEdwin
at Atmosphere for Wetmusik
Happy GobiRitaGBKHonSengKengYewMarkJess
at Rum Jungle
LogaJasonXieLynmanymore
at The Loft

So i
Plopped my ass down and waved for the waiter to take our orders

“Hi, I’d like a…”
“Tomato juice…,”
he mutters in concentration while writing it down and nodding his head knowingly
“…tomato juice please…”
eh wait did he just say it before *i* said it…!?

The waiter looks up and grins, but it was the maintain kind y’know, like he was trying not to smile too much
I grin back in embarrasment
wah… takkan i drink it thAT much
tho i admit i drink an average of 4 glasses everytime i order a Bottomless
and erm i also frequent the place just to sapu the tomato juice

Later on Jovin came too and he was giving his order
I focused on finishing my 2nd glass so the waiter could take it away to refill at the same time
Just as the satisfying slurping i-won-the-race sound could be heard, i looked up
And the waiter was giving that maintain grin again

“He prollie thinks you’re some tomato juice freak.” Kanch stated calmly

I hate it when she says things so calmly cos she sounds so rational making me feel even more insane

 

My Name Is Joyce Wong, okay.

I felt a bit unsteady today
Was making a business call to an acquaintance
“Hi, it’s Joyce…….. Joyce Wong…?”
“Erm… who?… wait ar…” *thinks*
“Uhrm… Joyce the fairy…?”
“OH! HI!”

Kanch overheard and turns to stare at me with her Big Shocked JoyceYou’reAFreak eyes.
I just looked back at her like this  

I’m craving for pork pies
It’s 4 am…
*continues craving pitifully*

Sunday January 23, 2005

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Joyce Actually Obsesses 

Over Something Else

Besides Fairies, Ponies & Malibu

I was about to have my usual Recovery Drink  at Chilli’s with Kanch
Plopped my ass down and waved for the waiter to take our orders

“Hi, I’d like a…”
“Tomato juice…,”
he mutters in concentration while writing it down and nodding his head knowingly
“…tomato juice please…”
eh wait did he just say it before *i* said it…!?

The waiter looks up and grins, but it was the maintain kind y’know, like he was trying not to smile too much
I grin back in embarrasment
wah… takkan i drink it thAT much
tho i admit i drink an average of 4 glasses everytime i order a Bottomless
and erm i also frequent the place just to sapu the tomato juice

Later on Jovin came too and he was giving his order
I focused on finishing my 2nd glass so the waiter could take it away to refill at the same time
Just as the satisfying slurping i-won-the-race sound could be heard, i looked up
And the waiter was giving that maintain grin again

“He prollie thinks you’re some tomato juice freak.” Kanch stated calmly

I hate it when she says things so calmly cos she sounds so rational making me feel even more insane

My Name Is Joyce Wong, okay.

I felt a bit unsteady today
Was making a business call to an acquaintance
“Hi, it’s Joyce…….. Joyce Wong…?”
“Erm… who?… wait ar…” *thinks*
“Uhrm… Joyce the fairy…?”
“OH! HI!”

Kanch overheard and turns to stare at me with her Big Shocked JoyceYou’reAFreak eyes.
I just looked back at her like this  

I’m craving for pork pies
It’s 4 am…
*continues craving pitifully*

Friday January 21, 2005

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Joyce Works

I went along to Hilton for a fashion shoot last week
Andy took all the pictures below
except the one he’s in of course -_-

Great
Now my editor will think all i did was eat and sleep
 

There was a great balcony + jacuzzi outside
It was the Lifestyle Suite you see
And i have to say Andy got a really nice photo of me

I think this is the most ‘natural smile’ picture i have…

Then another night i followed him to Cream
To watch him at work
And i was supposed to do some simple stuff
Write
Pose
Drink

I was showing my dad Andy’s work on my pc
He saw the picture above and commented
“I guess you found the perfect job at last!”

Can’t put up the other pics cos it’s for the mag
So better not

I should sleep for awhile now
I slept for only two hours last night
Accidentally actually
Cos i was supposed to be writing

I put some new portrait pics on my multiply  again


I’m Loving It!

Saturday i mean
I’m off today and Tuesday
What wonder…
I appreciate sleep so much more now i’m having two jobs

Louis is helping me put links on my page
At last i will have links of all the sites i love ๐Ÿ™‚
So perhaps you will love them too


I Have No Imagination For A Title Today

I worked for twelve hours today
And will be doing work tonight as well

Now not only am i an alcoholic
Yes yes i’m finally throwing in the towel to the whole denial thing
But i’m going back to my workaholic mode

I’m plotting funny places for me to put my pony where i work
Like on top of the air ventilator
“Don’t blame me if you lose your job” – Kanch

Somanystoriestotellandnotimetotellthemall

Friday January 21, 2005

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I Have No Imagination For A Title Today

I worked for twelve hours today
And will be doing work tonight as well

Now not only am i an alcoholic
Yes yes i’m finally throwing in the towel to the whole denial thing
But i’m going back to my workaholic mode

I’m plotting funny places for me to put my pony where i work
Like on top of the air ventilator
“Don’t blame me if you lose your job” – Kanch

Somanystoriestotellandnotimetotellthemall

Thursday January 20, 2005

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Fizah has a post about me
I’m not too keen about the pictures… they look awful

http://dnamight.blogspot.com/

Would You Like…

So i’m taking this opportunity to advertise
It *is* my blog after all

…Show Dogs?

So a friend of mine used to breed dogs
She has stopped and decided to put her dogs up for adoption aka selling cheap
All dogs are pure bred and come with cert. from the Malaysian Kennel Association

1 female American Cocker Spaniel, age: 2+ years, buff in colour

3 Schnauzers, 2 females and 1 male, all are salt-n-pepper in colour, ages 1-2 years
– 1 of the females was imported from Taiwan for 4k+
– the other female has one more show to being a M’sian champion. She has won two shows already
– the male’s father was a M’sian Grand Champion

…A Hot Body?

So i started working in a gym during the day
Daddy has been asking how come i only seem to take photos at night -_-
And why don’t i work during the day

Making money is never a bad thing
And a friend of mine has just started working there
She’s making a pretty large sum
So the root of all evil lured me to work there too

I love the environment there
So happy energetic sunny
The amount of enthusiasm enclosed in the area is amazing

So

If you want a kick-ass dog as a new friend
Email me your preference and how much you’d part with

If you want to join a fabulous gym (or just take a look around) and become awesomely hot
Email me your contact number

joycethefairy@gmail.com