Okay Having one full time job and two part times aren’t funny My fairy candles will darn well burn out soon
I don’t even have time to attend to my beloved blog *stress*
And with the partying
I’m getting awfully little sleep ๐
Barcode was excellent yesterday I always scurry over if PassedOutBen gives me word the Bass Agents are spinning Layan hard house to the max
So many awesome pics Will try my best to put them up
I’m off to Avenue K for the tsunami charity event It’s CNY-themed
“Must i wear a chinesy top?” “Yea if can la.” walau i’m the most unchinese Chinese you can find, i can’t even speak chinese. damn shy “Oh… i don’t think i have any la… what about i wear all red and prosperous instead?” “Yea yea, can also!” wait a minute…*thinks* “eh… i have alot of red clothes… but they’re red slutty clothes…” “…”
You arse and a half CHANGE the DAMN sidebar properly dammit. Give you my password and you write nonsense on the side idiot. And it’s spelt ‘calenDAR’ uRGH
My father is a true feng shui junkie He recently attained many pieces of furniture to place strategically all over the house To prepare for the New Year That’s what *i* think anyway
I came back from another Bottomless Tomato adventure To find my mother shifting all my old storybooks
“Hey… what are you doing? You’re not throwing anything away are you?!” “No la… got some i put outside lar…” “What!!! HeY, Don’t La Throw My Things Away before asking me!!!”
I wailed all the way while running outside to get them Quite emo la i know
But i’m very emotionally attached to my old books They bring me back memories of reading them over and over again Till the characters intruded my dreams
I carried the whole pile back into the house
And sifted through them OHMYGOD she was going to throw away my fairy story books I waved them crazily in the air while shrieking “NO THROWING away ANYTHING that has fairies on or iN it!!!”
My parents stared back at their only daughter who had lost it
Mom: Hey wait ar… *turns away* i show you this book okay… You wait la till you read it.” Joyce: Huh… what is it? Mom: Wait la *continues looking for desired book* Joyce: Don’t tell me it’s some therapy book… *dread* Dad: A bit too late for that right.
Walau!
What a blow Straight to my heart, man
Thanks for always letting me steal your food Thanks for all the nice hugs Thanks for making out with me when i’m feeling drunk and slutty Thanks for forgiving me for kissing other girls
Love you
Now Can you please stop playing badminton with a certain someone and come see me instead
I was about to have my usual Recovery Drink at Chilli’s with Kanch
Sundays are to recover from Saturday nights
JohnsonIvanKelynnPassedOutBenChengLeongDonSamKitEdwin at Atmosphere for Wetmusik Happy GobiRitaGBKHonSengKengYewMarkJess at Rum Jungle LogaJasonXieLynmanymore at The Loft
So i Plopped my ass down and waved for the waiter to take our orders
“Hi, I’d like a…” “Tomato juice…,” he mutters in concentration while writing it down and nodding his head knowingly “…tomato juice please…” eh wait did he just say it before *i* said it…!?
The waiter looks up and grins, but it was the maintain kind y’know, like he was trying not to smile too much I grin back in embarrasment wah… takkan i drink it thAT much tho i admit i drink an average of 4 glasses everytime i order a Bottomless and erm i also frequent the place just to sapu the tomato juice
Later on Jovin came too and he was giving his order I focused on finishing my 2nd glass so the waiter could take it away to refill at the same time Just as the satisfying slurping i-won-the-race sound could be heard, i looked up And the waiter was giving that maintain grin again
“He prollie thinks you’re some tomato juice freak.” Kanch stated calmly
I hate it when she says things so calmly cos she sounds so rational making me feel even more insane
My Name Is Joyce Wong, okay.
I felt a bit unsteady today Was making a business call to an acquaintance
“Hi, it’s Joyce……..” “Which Joyce…?” “Joyce Wong…” “Erm… Wong ar?… wait ar…” *thinks* “Uhrm… Joyce the fairy…?” “OH! HI!”
Kanch overheard and turns to stare at me with her Big Shocked JoyceYou’reAFreak eyes. I just looked back at her like this
Oh yea Her favourite line for me is “Joyce, you’re such a freak.” I hear it on an average of 5 times a day from her My favourite line for her is “Kanch, you’re such a bitch.” Cos she’s so tak layan and acts like queen of all QueenKanch….!
