This is gonna be awfully fast
Went gambling at Nain’s place
Jason and i ran off to The Loft for 2 hours

The Loft is just too happening hmm

Went back to Nain’s place
Accidentally passed out
Bastards took pictures

Why is everyone using my camera EY

I woke up and they threw me into the pool

Such are my friends

Going to Genting now

Tata

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They Wish They Were German

So there’s this other group of friends i see sometimes
AaronBenBoZaidiMelvin
They’re into German warfare
Well mostly Aaron and Ben Bo
And other… substances
Very not my thing

They speak German
I speak Fairy

We were hanging out in Ben Bo’s room

Zaidi: Aiyo… so wrong.
Aaron: Why la… *shakes head*

Ben has many pro-German items in his room
His hand painted toys for example
Did them all himself, he did
The landscape too

Then someone took his German hat and chucked it on me much to my protest
“DowaN!!!”
“Everyone who comes into the room has to.”

I felt like a little girl being bullied by four older boys.

Wait i am little
And they are older…

So i wAS being bullied!

Then they chucked an army coat on me too
And made me stand near the curtains while Ben held up the flag

“Eh go stand near the flag there, see how you look haha!” *pushes me*
I drag my feet there miserably
“Eh! She sure got camera! Take picture!”
Someon digs through my bag for my camera and they gleefully snap away

They tortured me, i tell you
Made me pose for them somemore

And i’m going to Genting with them tomorrow
This shall be fun

Ghetto Heaven was awesome last night
Went with LisaRyanAlexPhuah
Saw AbelPassedOutBenKrystle
BernardNatalieNasu
many others

Zouk Long Island Tea is so dangerous…
Heh

Jason will be back tonight
I’ve missed him and Calvin heaps!

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I love Chinese New Year

It’s the only time in the year that allows me to drink wine in front of my whole family 30 minutes after i wake up
How glorious
My cousin  is accusing me of influencing her mom to drink

What utter nonsense
I just mentioned, ‘You might like it… it’s sweet…!’
i’m still sipping on wine while blogging at their house heh

I didn’t go home last night
In brief :-

KL : :
Lisa’s birthday : :
Haagen Daz Choc bday cake : :
Lisa is 24 : :
Aaron helps sis fix modem prob : :
i fall asleep waiting : :
our drinking & bonding plans are spoilt : :
Ee Han’s house : :
gamblegamblegamble : :
i is lucky : :
Had cards, 17, drew one more, got 21 : :
You get the idea : :
Zaidi’s apartment : :
They smoke up : :
I drink : :
Layan Dazed&Confused : :
Talkings cock : :

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Withdrawal Symptoms?

Got horribly sick after cleaning my room
Have a disgusting heat rash all over my body and face
Trying not to scratch it is so difficult
Fever Cough AllFlushed

Ever since Fono pointed out Brand’s Essense of Chicken to me and mentioned that it was good for ‘people like us who stay up late’

I’ve been conned into thinking that it cures ailments instantly

I was pondering whether to go out or not
Self conversations rock

Should i go out?
No i’m sick
But i’ve been at home all day!
But you’re sick
I could get Brand’s Essence and tomato juice if i go out
True…
But you’re right, i *am* sick
Yea. And it’s bad to be sick on CNY

I went out anyway
Got Brand’s Essence of Chicken even though someone warned me against it saying it tastes like Essence of Ass
Mind over matter really does wonders
I felt immediately better after that
My friends just thought i was being delusional

I walked down Asian Heritage Row without makeup, dressed ultra-decent and carrying Ribena
You would have thought i was a 14-year-old my relatives were bringing out on CNY eve out of pity

I don’t know whether it was the Brand’s Essence, the Ribena, the Tomato Juice or the Vodka

But i got MIRACULOUSLY BETTER when i reached home

Happy Chinese New Year!

I just came back from Chinese New Year Eve family dinner
Was sending a work email online
I still haven’t finished cleaning my room

I can do it
I can do it
I can do it!!!

Then i’ll go out, drink myself silly and celebrate

Hoorah

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Spring-Cleaning Fairy

That …
*points way below*
was written yesterday evening

I spent the entire day cleaning my room

I conquered *imagine Joyce flexing muscles*
Under my bed : : Corners of ceilings : : Sorted my rubbish out : : Washed all my bedsheets and laundry : : Gave all my soft toys their first bath ever

It’s really getting me into the Chinese New Year mood
Sounds of vacuming drilling tidying up were heard throughout the house

My family reckons they’re comedians

I was peering under my bed pondering how to tackle it
Daddy watched me
“Maybe you’ll find fairies under there!” he pipes up cheerfully
“Haha.”
This will take alot of time
No going out today boo hoo hoo
-_-

I stalked around the house tracing my weapons
MopBucketsVacumCleanerCloth
“Would you like a gasmask?” Daddy offers

At 7 pm, my brother Nick peers into my room
“Wow. There’s a slight improvement.”
And sauntered off

I lost it

“WHat dO YOU MEAN *sliGHT* improvement?! I’ve been in here WHOLE DAY!! Slight improvemenT?!”
He’s nowhere to be seen once i could open angry eyes properly

So now you know why sometimes i take so long to come down when you all *myexcellentfriends* pick me up…
Ok ok my bad, i know

I gave some of the toys a bath
Not all though
The ones you see are just half

They sulked terribly
Didn’t fancy the cold soapy water, oh no
I felt a tad bad
As if i was drowning them while they stared sorrowfully at me with cute Puss-In-Boots eyes

Anyway i’ve taken 5 Panadols since last night
Aaron thought i shouldn’t have gone out with Lisa and Mary
But i love them so
Lisa’s room is a hazard
Worse then mine
Love that she makes me feel so tidy
Will write more bout that another day

“Make sure you ask Lisa for Panadol.”
“Uh huh…”
“Wait… you just had wine somemore. You’re not supposed to take panadol and alco. *sigh*”
“Doesn’t matter la. I’ll just take it.”
“Yea, not good to be sick on Chinese New Year.”
“See, see! I don’t belong here! I should go back to England!”
“… what nonsense…”
“It’s true! I’m meant for COLD WEATHER.”

Well i think it’s absolutely true
The hot weather has morphed me into a
 WhinySelfish  HaveEverythingMyWay  Bitch

Just ask anyone i’ve been hanging out with recently

It’s sweltering!

And i’m meltering!

It’s so goddamn motherfucking hot la tiu…
*curses*

*curses again*

I’m panting
I just walked my dog
Now we’re both panting

It’s always hot when it’s Chinese New Year
I’m actually feeling feverish

*wails*
*whines*
*looks around desperately for cold cocktail ingredients*

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