Went to this Kent thing at SegaFredo with Mary and Edwin last night pizza wine malibu pineapple & beer Then i buggered off to Bliss to drink to Jose usual whiskey & coke He’s… hmm i don’t know how old he is His height definitely doesn’t give me a clue either
Then i ran off to Velvet for Mambo with MaryLisaAdelCallie forgot what else i drank PassedOutBenNadzSimon were there too
It’s All In The Mind, Baby
I bought a whole BOX of Brand’s Essence of Chicken in 1Utama today I’ve being delusioned into thinking that it will make me healthier with the lifestyle i currently have
When i was sick on Chinese New Year’s Eve, I bugged Loga to take me to 7-Eleven to buy my first jar of the miracle stuff
“Why on earth would you want to drink that?!” “Cos my friend said it’s good….” “So you think that drinking Essence of Chicken will get you well again?” “Uh huh…” “Taste more like Essence of Ass to me.”
After i had downed it
“So how do you feel?” “Wait….”
I look down sullenly for a few seconds… Then i sat up in a sudden *think Jack-In-The-Box* with a grin on my face going,
“BoinG!!! I feel SO MUCH BETTER ALREADY OHMYGOD!”
Loga stares at me
“You’re so delusional, man.”
Delusional or not, by chucking countless Panadols Ribena – Vitamin C is good for you Tomato Juice – so is Vitamin A Essence of Chicken Bloody Mary – alcohol cures all I got well by First Day of Chinese New Year
So my brother has a new girlfriend I hope he doesn’t pummel me for blogging it so publicly… She looks pretty and sweet They both look good together She’s taller than me Everyone is taller than me Except… Mary and Sky Wow Two people Wait i’m veering from the main subject again
There i am talking to Ashley about The New Girlfriend Ashley is driving Joyce can’t drive
“What’s her name?” “Rebecca.” “Oh i think i know who she is… from DU right?” “I dunno, she’s tall and sweet-looking la.” “Ya ya, quite a nice good girl… last i know.” “Well. That’s good… i would want my brother to get with a Nice Sweet Good Girl kind and not someone…” “… like you?” she ends my sentence gleefully
I yelled in the car while she giggled cheekily
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On another note My mind is so scrambled i forget what work i have to do I need a PDA I know people misuse the word ‘need’ But this is not one of those times
Working from home requires so much discipline I’m full from eating slabs of salmon Thanks for lunch Andrew
There i am standing next to about 10 couples lining up Dave, Ash and i are to eat in Chilli’s for dinner
“Seriously, Chilli’s is like the *most* UNROMANTIC place you could EVER bring someone to for Valentine’s Day!”
I said that very very loudly Intentionally, so help me God
“No, Joyce. You’re WRONG. Mamak is the most unromantic place you could bring someone to!” pipes in Dave
“ohmygod you’re right! AND Chilli’s is the second!” i practically yell
Imagine the scene as Ashley shoves me in with both hands
Prollie cos couples were staring cock at us
Well really
If you were going to do the whole Valentine bullshit
At least go somewhere romantic for fuck’s sake
Chilli’s is a chill-out area Very sports-like For a group of friends Happy happy bright atmosphere
P l e a s e . It’s not like i’m being bitter about Valentine’s Day because i didn’t celebrate it
Quite the contrary, smart you
I actually got myself into trouble for the first time because i detest celebrating it Won’t elaborate due to privacy But anyway I still stick to my guns that Valentine’s Day is cock
Excellent Cos i just came home it’s 6 am Too tired to edit pics now Pls click on each pic individually, she writes funny things
I’m currently so into Natasha Bedingfield’s ‘I Bruise Easily’ Tis a nice song tho i don’t relate to it
CNY pics on Smalls site Some BBQ pics on Fai The Mai’s site Links on left you goose
So it’s Valentine’s ey
An example of procrastination:
When i just receive payment/money Ash: Don’t go spending it so fast la you. Save can or not!
When *she* receives money Ash: Let’s go SHOPPING!!!! *crazywildlook* Intelligent Me: Oi… Can’t you save? No job now, right. Ash: *crazywildeyes* FOR WHAT?! Intelligent Me:
I’m going shopping with my favourite girl today She got birthday money to shop I… shall just watch… and keep my ang pow at home
Besides that,
i shall scoff
at the mutigazillion couples holding hands in the mall today I’ve never fancied Valentine’s Day Regardless on whether i’m single or not
Once when i was single – told everyone i was busy And let them come by my house to drop off their presents slash flowers at random times So they wouldn’t bump into each other of course Tact, my dear Damn now my secret’s out but i don’t plan to use that one anymore
When i wasN’T single – told my then-boyfriend “Please don’t waste your money. You can just cook me a decent dinner, give me a nice massage and great sex and it’ll be all good.”
I think it’s a cute day to give cards and things to people you fancy or friends you love But i detest the whole
In fact… *evil intelligent idea* I shall further taint this unlovely post with a photograph long-awaited by some *evil evil EVIL fairy grin*
One weekend ago, i was in Zouk for a little while
Asian Heritage Row
chilling
The Ivy
Happy Tipsy Nights are always fun. Obviously.
And then i noticed… everyone staring intently at Ben Ho snuggling up to a girl Wassup la… cannot let the poor fella get a dance with a girl is it… “You know why… that she *points at respective girl* used to be a … he.”
Actually i have transexual friends And have great respect for them
But obviously this is too much for some to take when their friend doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into… (pardon the pun)
Naturally, someone let him in on her deep dark secret After He spent glorious minutes embracing her gently
Here’s a photograph to remind you of your regretful night, Ben Happy Valentine’s Day ๐ We know and you know it could have been so much… more
