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Tuesday February 22, 2005

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*
Don’t*
Mock The Fairies!

I was telling PassedOutBen about hares the other day while pottering about Low Yat
He doesn’t believe in them
Just as he doesn’t believe in ponies

So i started making it obvious to him it *does* so exist

By asking Gavin,
“Gavin, Gavin! Do you know what’s a hare? H-A-R-E?”
“It’s like a rabbit, i think.”

By skipping up to Sharon,
“Sharon, you know what’s a hare, right? H-A-R-E…?”
“A bunny….”

By tugging on Ben Tan’s sleeve,
“Ben, do you know what a hare is… H-A-R-E?”
“Something like a rabbit isn’t it…”

The point is at least they knew what a hare looked like
I would then glance at PassedOutBen triumphantly

Suddenly
While they all were taking a smoke
PassedOutBen piped up

POB: Hey! Did you know… there are such things as fairies?
Ben T: Ha? What? *not sure he hears correctly*
POB: Fairies… you know, those little things that fly around…
*stares meaningfully at me*
Ben T: Oh, haha, yes ar…
POB: *puffs on ciggie* Yea. And. That’s not the only  thing! Did you know there are *forest* fairies and *sea* fairies and *SKY* FAIRIES???!!
Ben T: AH? *almost falls over laughing*

At this point i’m whacking PassedOutBen wishing i don’t tell him so much

Gavin: Then how do the sea ones breathe underwater?
POB: They… They… *can’t stop laughing*… use scuba gear!!!

Everyone laughs merrily

POB: Forest fairies, that one nothing la…
Ben T: Then how about the sky fairies?
Sharon: I know! They use parachutes!

My head turns in a shot to stare at her in disbelief
Hey! You’re supposed to be on my side!

My face was absolutely traumatised
Their laughter at the fairies was about to make me keel over and die
For one thing, i’m not close to Ben Tan and Sharon
It’s prollie only the second time i’ve met them

So much for trying to hide my freakiness in the closet till they get to know me for the fabulous person i am inside…

“Bennnnnn!!!! Why did you have to tell them that!”
“*You* started the ‘hare’ thing!”
“Now they think i’m a BIG FAIRY FREAK and i don’t even know them that well! Shyyyyy!!!”
“Well, you *do* believe in them…”
“You didn’t have to mock them! Don’t mock the fairies!”

You heard it people.

Don’t.

Mock.

The

Fairies.

*wags finger warningly*
You’ll definitely lose points with me if you do -_-


Edmund’s Farewell BBQ

Isn’t it always that we find any excuse to hold a party with food and drinks?

But i have to admit that Edmund’s parties *always* have FuckingAmazingFood
His dad BBQ-ed most of the meats and Edmund & his mom did the rest

It was just a small party of ten or so
Most of them Sri Cempakians

Doesn’t he look like a lion tearing away at his food while watching you to make sure you don’t steal it… Heh

Edmund has changed quite a bit from when i first knew him
Used to date him when i was 16 ^ ^
Now he’s more… grown up and not so small-boy ๐Ÿ™‚

Oh yea, can you pls tell me where i can get awesome chicken wings?
Suggestions pleaseeeeeee

Sunday February 20, 2005

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Blabbing Bloggers @ Alexis

: : Edited : :

I couldn’t believe Kim was short
Always had the assumption she was tall judging from her photos
Apparently she’s shorter than me!
Was telling PassedOutBen bout it

“Wow… i always thought she’s tall… and she said she always thought *i* was tall, haha!”
“… No, man. You’re both like hobbits wei.”

-_-

I wasn’t in a picture-taking mood that night so i don’t have that many pics. Could you all pls send me some, please!  ๐Ÿ™‚ Thank you.
joycethefairy@gmail.com


A Sane Conversation

“Where’s she going?”
      “Off to drink another jar of Brand’s Essence of Chicken.”
“That nasty stuff!?”
      “Yes yes, she says it’s nice though, claims she likes herbal soup and anything similar.”
“God… i wouldn’t touch that stuff if you gave me ten grand!”
      “Exactly how i feel as well.”
“She’s never been into it before… why the sudden urge?”
      “You won’t believe this! She actually  thinks it’ll compensate for all that alcohol she consumes.”
“Crap. She’ll need fifty jars a day then.”
      “Haha! Oh well, whatever strikes her fancy…”
“Delusional isn’t she?”
      “That would explain the fairies…”


Taking a break, i browsed through my past posts
July this time
It’s like reading my diary
Only much less personal and scandalous

And found a part with a photo of Daddy!
Go see!

Saturday February 19, 2005

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Someone massage me please

My neck hurts like a bitch and a half
I passed out on it wrong last night
Been working whole day friday & saturday
I’m just about to stop now

Spent the whole day researching about the hazardous effects alcohol has on health
Not my choice of research if you know what i mean

Alcohol is bad? NO!

I tend to write good things about alcohol rather than the opposite

But i can’t deny the facts that i read online and am starting to worry…

I felt so jittery i jumped crazily around the living room for awhile
Went to stick my head into the freezer
God knows why

I can’t wait to party and destress!!!
*throws alco-is-bad-for-you notes on the floor and rushes off to change*

Friday February 18, 2005

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Overdrive

Had a super long day
Shunji Matsuo  was in Kuala Lumpur for a week
I interviewed him
And he gave me a fabulous new cut and colour

My last bit of work was taking photos of Fai’s nephew & niece
I was so tired…
And got frustrated trying to make kids laugh
Ash and Fai helped alot by making funny faces, noises, actions and what-have-you

He was damn cute tho!

I tried teaching Lareyna to say ‘Malibu’ but tak jadi

Cannot take it
Will nap now
And go out later

: : edit : :

This is quite tragic
I ended up passing out till morning
With the pc left on
And my make-up on as well

“Your fairy wings are getting raggedy…”
“Shut up!”

Thursday February 17, 2005

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Joyce Skips Ghetto Heaven

 

I had a quiet night
Didn’t feel like partying hard
So i went to Frangipani with LogaJessieJoseBenHoLeisaStan
Had a Frangipanties *it has Malibu wowee!*
Strawbaileys *strawberries and baileys*
Dry martini & beer

 


 

I never realized I ever wanted you, the first

And you too, the second

And you made me realise I wanted the other as well

Complicated isnโ€™t it

Both

 

And then thereโ€™s the other

The third that happened today

You disappeared for so long

You made me cry last time

You made me want again today

But youโ€™re so far away

Like I said

Distance

 

Not all of you are bad for me

Definitely problematic

Access to the first and second are so easy

 

And I shall have one again before I sleep