I looked at the tiny numbers on my mobile phone … 8:10… Why did i wake up so early automatically for! I snuggled back into bed Don’t all you working people just hate me I had no work today
At 10:10 I contemplated For a good fifteen minutes whether i should go for Yannus’ Hip Hop class at 11 am Decided not to be such a horrible bum and put my clothes on
The first time i manage to drag myself to go for one of the dance classes….
It got canceled cos he got injured last minute. Fantastic.
“You’re such a jinx man.” – QueenKanch “Haha…You’re destined to be fat” – POB (PassedOutBen)
Such sweet friends have i
QueenKanch went on about eye cream while walking around 1U I listened while discreetly looking down at the floor Walking and hopping within the tile lines Nonono don’t step on a line cos something bad will happen
“Joyce.” “Huh…? What?” uhoh why is she giving me that joyceyou’reafreak look… “Are you stepping in the boxes?!” she says shrilly “Er yea..” “You’re such a freak.” “Takkan you never did that!” “Yea i did… when i was a KID!”
I waited around for my personal training session with Jeff at 1pm Apparently i’m underweight So i’m doing mostly weights to tone up
He was teaching me all the stretches to do after everything Being pretty flexible It’s astonishing I find it painful to do the ones Where you sit down with your legs stretched out And try to touch your toes
He said the blame is on the high heels I said i was short
He helped me stretch more While i whined in pain “Go to your happy place!” he said
I immediately thought of Fairyland
Two people *thankyouthankyouthankyou* made me banners… so finally you all can link me properly
I’ve got sunshineeee!!! On a cloudy day! When it’s cold outside I’ve got the month of May
I just got home Slightly tipsy But all good “Friend, you’ve been drinking since five pm” Said POB (PassedOutBen) Not my fault, said i Couldn’t have possibly fed myself wine could i? Business is business
Anyhow i went to 1U to run errands today Did my ritual of buying three rubberballs AND I GOT A METALLIC ONE
Glory Be!
Now
If only i could get the glitter one….
As you can see, i got a pink and white one along with the blessed
Should i sleep? I swore i would go for dance class at 11 am Eleven freaking ey em
Sunday Morning, rain is falling… Feel the make up still on my eye.
Joyce Likes Balls
Rubber ones, silly.
As AaronBoonThaiNizwani were buying snacks at Potato Shack I pottered around looking for anything interesting to amuse myself with And oh Lord, found something i did!
There was this machine there with superbouncyrubberballs! I glanced at it from a foot away with folded arms Not very cool to be caught staring jackoon-ly at a rubber ball dispense machine, you see It’s just like a gumball machine, fyi
Then the glitter and metallic colours caught my eye Ohmygod these are not bad wei… Ooh….! *think Powerpuff Bubbles voice*
“Niz! Niz! Come see…!”
Niz loves alcohol advertising slutty tops feng-ing And MOST importantlyfairies There are only *two* friends of mine who are as insane about fairies as i am Sharon & Nizwani Remember that So based on that background i reckoned she would be excited about my discovery as well
“What what? Ooh….!”
I excitedly pointed out the wondrous glitter ones to her She loved the metallic ones more There were other interesting patterned ones as well We both peered excitedly into the glass ball holding all the happyrubberballs
There was no turning back
I went to change my notes into RM 1 coins 1 buck for a rubber ball is… a waste of money, true But acquiring that glitter rubber ball would bring me True-and-true kiddy happy joy Which even some of the richest people cannot acheive
I had changed 3 bucks worth into coins Anymore and i would lose control I put the first coin in trying not to look too excited Maintain la you know Alot of people watching movies at TGVs on Sundays
I lifted the metal flap…
Ohmygod la I swear that must’ve been the UGLIEST ball in the entire machine!! It was some puke-y vomit colour with dabs of shit in it Hmm it’s army camouflage coloured as well Prollie that ProGermanAaron would like it
Okay. NEVERmind. I expected this, hence the three coins. I chuck in the second coin and turn the lever trying not to hope so much…
Okay *sigh* Another dollar wasted This is a superboringrubberball It does* have Kent colours tho Perhaps i shall give it to Ben Ho the Ho
Boon Thai bounced the ball and didn’t realise the power of its bounciness It bounced away and he had to chase it Not shy
Third and last coin
Third time’s the charm, right…
WHAT?!?!? NO glitter? No metallic?! I felt like
KICKING THE MACHINE!!! THROWING MY HEAD FROM LEFT TO RIGHT LIKE A MADWOMAN!
But of course i didn’t I just growled softly and whined my misery to AaronMySlut It looks like one of those fake testicle implants men with testicular cancer use
So now my grandmasterplan is to buy three balls everytime i go to 1U in an effort to FINALLY get a glitter ball
As AaronBoonThaiNizwani were buying snacks at Potato Shack I pottered around looking for anything interesting to amuse myself with And oh Lord, found something i did!
There was this machine there with superbouncyrubberballs! I glanced at it from a foot away with folded arms Not very cool to be caught staring jackoon-ly at a rubber ball dispense machine, you see It’s just like a gumball machine, fyi
Then the glitter and metallic colours caught my eye Ohmygod these are not bad wei… Ooh….! *think Powerpuff Bubbles voice*
“Niz! Niz! Come see…!”
Niz loves alcohol advertising slutty tops feng-ing And MOST importantlyfairies There are only *two* friends of mine who are as insane about fairies as i am Sharon & Nizwani Remember that So based on that background i reckoned she would be excited about my discovery as well
“What what? Ooh….!”
I excitedly pointed out the wondrous glitter ones to her She loved the metallic ones more There were other interesting patterned ones as well We both peered excitedly into the glass ball holding all the happyrubberballs
There was no turning back
I went to change my notes into RM 1 coins 1 buck for a rubber ball is… a waste of money, true But acquiring that glitter rubber ball would bring me True-and-true kiddy happy joy Which even some of the richest people cannot acheive
I had changed 3 bucks worth into coins Anymore and i would lose control I put the first coin in trying not to look too excited Maintain la you know Alot of people watching movies at TGVs on Sundays
I lifted the metal flap…
Ohmygod la I swear that must’ve been the UGLIEST ball in the entire machine!! It was some puke-y vomit colour with dabs of shit in it Hmm it’s army camouflage coloured as well Prollie that ProGermanAaron would like it
Okay. NEVERmind. I expected this, hence the three coins. I chuck in the second coin and turn the lever trying not to hope so much…
Okay *sigh* Another dollar wasted This is a superboringrubberball It does* have Kent colours tho Perhaps i shall give it to Ben Ho the Ho
Boon Thai bounced the ball and didn’t realise the power of its bounciness It bounced away and he had to chase it Not shy
Third and last coin
Third time’s the charm, right…
WHAT?!?!? NO glitter? No metallic?! I felt like
KICKING THE MACHINE!!! THROWING MY HEAD FROM LEFT TO RIGHT LIKE A MADWOMAN!
But of course i didn’t I just growled softly and whined my misery to AaronMySlut It looks like one of those fake testicle implants men with testicular cancer use
So now my grandmasterplan is to buy three balls everytime i go to 1U in an effort to FINALLY get a glitter ball
“Boogeyman was possibly the worst ever horror movie i saw” “Omg really? The trailer wasn’t half bad. Didn’t think it would suck! You all shoulda watched _ _ _ _ _ _ _” “Yea man, that’s what we thought too.” “Ya la… gawd i cried twice okaY. Pretty touching shit.” “Why? When the guy died issit…” “Eh no la, i cried at other parts and not when the guy died…” *suddenly remembers Loga&Co. haven’t watched it* “Oops….” *can’tstoplaughing* “Damn salah man you. You owe me.”
Ah… but i’m so nice and crossed the movie title out so i wouldn’t spoil it for the rest of you. I have to say i’m not the movie-spoiling kind though This almost never happens
I’m having a block and i hate it Can’t seem to write properly Can’t seem to arrange facts properly Can’t seem to get the word that’s just hanging off the tip of my finger (typing you see) Can’t seem to alot properly But blog can.
