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Friday March 18, 2005

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Before Ghetto Last Thursday…

I dropped by the Moet & Chandon Party in Mutiara hotel

Can you believe i actually drank so much champagne i didn’t *want* to drink anymore?

Joyce turning down alcohol?!
NO you must be joking!

I made some new friends
Who are into gardening architecture and writing

Went to the bathroom for ages
“What took you so long?! You taking a huge crap is it!”
“No…was having a long conversation with one of the waitresses in there.. heh. At least i don’t give out money anymore!”
Yes i’m pretty compassionate and charitable when drunk

I have more stories but i havE to run
BLAR


Joyce Knew There Is Karma

Went to Bar Blonde to drink with GobiRitaGBKHonSeng

Then to Zouk cos they wanted to layan DJ Blink spinning
I remember the security guard not lettting me in the back to take pictures of DJ Hyper spinning
Then DoorBitchIvan gave me a media sticker
Which i urm stuck on my stomach later on

Went to Velvet to drink with Andrew

Then ran to Poppy

Tonight was one of those nights i drank a bit and ended up passing out…
in Poppy

So shameless

“Yea we took care of you. Took a lot of pictures as well,” said a certain Someone.
“Ha?! With digicam or phone?” i panicked
“Both!” said he.

I guess there is* such thing as karma after all
As i constantly and joyfully take photos of them when they pass out

Thank god they don’t have a blog to post them on

Okay i took my Totally Different Story down
One, the text on the site changed
Two, i’m awfully bitchy when i blog tipsily
Three, i’m trying  not to bang people online ;p

Friday March 18, 2005

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Joyce Listens…. Sometimes.

I really wish i had more time to blog
So many things to say and pictures to show

There was a book sale
Which i walked past
Tried not to walk through it…
But books draw my attention
As would a hot guy *pants*

I ended up with a book in my hand and less money in my purse
Naturally.
The Complete Stories and Poems of Lewis Carroll
*hugs book happily*

So i read it out loud in the car to ProGermanAaron
The part where Humpty Dumpty is telling Alice about the fishes in the sea

There was this phrase which was amusing:

I told them once, I told them twice,
They never listened to advice!

“Hey… sounds like me, haha.”
“Yup. Sounds exactly like you.”

On another note, you know how you get paper cuts sometimes?
Well i got a file cut
What’s a file cut you say?
Let me explain
Nasu and Nat were giving me a lift home
And i tipsily shoved a file across the backseat for space
And the sharp side slid right across my ring finger

At least i can still hold a glass

Thursday March 17, 2005

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Last HOT Sat

Eddie, MafiaMary and i went to support this event thinga ma jig that Callie helped organise.
It was fucking hot i kid you not

It was sweltering
I was meltering…

“Joyce, are you taking pictures again.”

Obviously, darling.

Eddie looked pretty please in the sunshine
I gather my ponies would’ve enjoyed it more than i
Plastic doesn’t tan easily after all

Toiling in the sun they were…

There was nothing much for us to do except hang out, eat and talk cock

I amused myself by taking pictures of whatever there was around i thought the least bit interesting…

“Friend. People will think you’re crazy okay.”
“What are you talking about… i’s just taking pictures of the leaf… it’s so cute.”
“Tell me what you think if you saw someone doing this!”

*promptly walks over to tree, pretend-holds digicam and peers so closely to tree trunk his nose almost touches it*

I couldn’t help laughing

“BWAHAHAHA!!!!”
“See what i mean.”

The end-product
Chun ya!

So basically it was damn chat hot. I waited for Tempered Mental to perform their single but they didn’t *blar* and now i can’t storytell anymore cos i told someone i’d be at some event where the show starts at 9 and i’m still here OOPS gt run

Thursday March 17, 2005

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damn. just as i was about to blog. i have to go out.

Wednesday March 16, 2005

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So i Really Haven’t Had Time…

I swear my memory is getting worse and worse
Which scares the hell out of me
Apparently not enough to make me stop drinking 0_o

Let’s take a look at an example:

I bring out pen and paper to write down things i need to buy
So when i’m in 1U and i remember something
I whip out the necessary tools to aid my memory
While listening to AshleyTheMonkey and QueenKanch babble…
Ohya! I need to get a namecard holder!
I rummage through my bag for my pen and notebook
Hmm where iS it…
*half a minute later*
AH! Here it is! Damn the huge bag… took so bloody long to find it
I hold my beloved Pilot-C4 and fairy notebook in the air triumphantly

And i forgot what it is i wanted to write down.

-_-