Joyce Obtains A Plant

*I’m stuck at home today
One, cos it’s equinox monday
Two, cos i have to do a bit of work and try* not to blog

*I’ve decided to start replying everyone’s comments they leave… usually i put it for last and end up not doing it

*Kim and i were bitching incessantly last night
It’s amusing how letters on an MSN window can make me shake with laughter at times

*I was temaning ProGermanAaron having a smoke outside 1U after lunch
We stumbled upon this nursery
Or rather, i did
He was looking around listlessly
I got excited looking at all the pretty flowers
These velvety purple ones caused me to stoop and stare for a good 5 minutes

I walked around the nursery somemore
And found the MOST GORGEOUS flower there…

“I wanna get it…!”
“For what?!”
“It’s so pretty! It’ll look GREAT in my room!”
“Wasting money.”
“No! It’s only six bucks wei… it’s like paying six measly bucks for happiness!”
“No… it’s like you’re paying six bucks to take it home and kill it.”
*Joyce smacks Aaron*
“Shut up. I’m getting it.”

At the cashier, i whispered to Aaron
“Eh… ask the uncle how to take care…”
He laughed
“Idiot. Wanna buy but dunno how to keep!”

Last night
“Anyway my plant is still alive” *beams through phoneline*
“Yea? That’s good!”

*silence*

“…. OI. It’s only been ONE DAY okay. If your flower died in ONE DAY, i really don’t know what to say to you lor.”

At first i wanted to name my new baby Bloody Mary
Because it’s red, has a name to do with alcohol and MafiaMary’s name is in it too
Three things i love!

But then i decided that it was too unoriginal
And changed it to Suicidal Mary
For two very good reasons
Because ‘Mary’ still makes me think of red (bloody mary and  MafiaMary’s fave colour is red)
And ‘Suicidal’ in the hope that reverse psychology will work on my plant and won’t die on me too fast

Behold Suicidal Mary!

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I read a particular piece of writing last week
It made me stiffen
My heart hurt
The sensation was as if two fingernails were being scratched slowly across my heart
Then the feeling of it being engulfed in a plastic bag for a mere two seconds

Then the pain pushes upwards
Dull shots up up up
Hesitating at my throat
Felt as if someone had just boxed me there
My throat widens slightly as i gasp for breath
Choke choke choke

Then the pain pushes upwards
The air coming out of my nostrils warmer

And the pain pushes upwards
My eyes get hot
And i blink
So that the tears will be spread across my eyeballs
And not drip, for salt and moisturiser do not go

And the pain pushes upwards
To my head which cannot conjure an answer for you
I wish you could find your way
But the fire escape seems nonexistent

I read the particular piece of writing last week
For the second time
It made me stiffen
My heart hurt

And everything happened all over again

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Colour Me Crazy

I knew Saturday was going to be a blast
So i went all prepped up and prepared…

I matched my eye colour with my sequins
Sorry i can’t help it if colour coordinating is second nature

Had dinner with Ash at Modesto’s
AshleyTheMonkey & MafiaMary are both stuck on MalibuPineapple too!
I’m so happy my two darlings and i share the same passion now

Spread the joy and glory of Malibu  i say!

Walked in the damnfuckingheat to KL Tower for Prodigy
Drank outside with AshleyTheMonkey FaiTheMai Narveen & Bayi (obviously not his real name)

Okay i’m lying
FaiTheMai didn’t say that
In fact, he never would
I’m just making things up to stick on pictures of him so that i can post them on my blog, look at them and grin to myself
Like so

I tried taking a nice photo of the outside area of the rave
As usual BLOODY Fai kept on posing in front of the camera

I think he’s trying to show he’s strong and not fat

I tried focusing upwards so he couldn’t get into the picture
I was wrong

After i yelled and managed to chase the bugger away:

AshleyTheMonkey didn’t want to drink at first
She doesn’t drink much at all
So i poked
And prodded
Till she too succumbed to the amazingwonderness of alcohol

Unfortunately security took everyone’s digicam batts to return only after the concert
I was superdamnemo

“I *must* get it back! I must get it backkkk!!!” *plots crazily*
“Haiyo. One night you don’t take pictures won’t die okay.”
“NooOoo….! You don’t UNDERSTAND. I HAVE to take pictures! I’m attached to my camera! I feel naked!”

Ash ignores me and leaves me to my whining

Prodigy was pretty darn amazing
They looked absolute surreal and sublime at the same time
Big ass pity i didn’t have my camera batt
Phui Khei and i had a prime view by standing on the platform facing the stage
Height-challenged us wouldn’t have been able to see much otherwise!

I was quite the gones
And was layan-ing for all fairies worth

A typical tropical storm caused the rave to end abruptly close to 2 am
Everyone planned to eat supper and go home

AT TWO AM?!

to go home!!!

So CheeHooi dropped me off at Velvet where i met up with Bernard

It was pretty packed
I didn’t bother running around and stood in a corner dancing to myself
Everything ended way too early…

Told Bernard i’d get a lift back with Fono who stays near me
So i hung out in the djlibrary for awhile waiting for him to finish up
Seriously. Don’t click unless you’re in the mood to squint and choke on your saliva
Distracted them by showing them this SuperFuckingGrossCrap
That Aaron and Zaidi asked me to go look at yesterday
It’s just so goddamn disturbing especially when i just woke up somemore….!

Went to chow down on Bak Kut Teh and watched Shutter  so that we can’t possibly imagine ghosties when the hot morning sun has already risen
Hence only sleeping at 9 am
For four measly hours
Before running off for jet-skiing and go-karting
HooraY for SuperActiveFairy
*tries not to fall down and collapse*

Ah what a productive weekend
*sighs happily*

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Joyce Knew There Is Karma

Went to Bar Blonde to drink with GobiRitaGBKHonSeng

Then to Zouk cos they wanted to layan DJ Blink spinning
I remember the security guard not lettting me in the back to take pictures of DJ Hyper spinning
Then DoorBitchIvan gave me a media sticker
Which i urm stuck on my stomach later on

Went to Velvet to drink with Andrew

Then ran to Poppy

Tonight was one of those nights i drank a bit and ended up passing out…
in Poppy

So shameless

“Yea we took care of you. Took a lot of pictures as well,” said a certain Someone.
“Ha?! With digicam or phone?” i panicked
“Both!” said he.

I guess there is* such thing as karma after all
As i constantly and joyfully take photos of them when they pass out

Thank god they don’t have a blog to post them on

Okay i took my Totally Different Story down
One, the text on the site changed
Two, i’m awfully bitchy when i blog tipsily
Three, i’m trying  not to bang people online ;p

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