I can’t help it I was making all sorts of stupid facial expressions when reading her reply to my last post She’s not making any sense But anyway i’m sure you can all read for yourselves so i won’t elaborate
So now she wants to be a model…
*stops laughing and tries to breathe*
And. Ohmygod this one is sooo good… She wants to give Body Step classes.
Yup she wants to give Body Step classes.
Fuck wei!
QueenKanch and i used to guffaw at her dancing thru the aerobics window while we were at our desks
Actually we wouldn’t make fun of people dancing horribly Really We think its adorable when the chubby malay auntie tries doing R&B… Or the composed old chinese lady tries to salsa…
But circumstances cause ones’ reaction to change I’m sure you get me You’d naturally laugh at someone you don’t like being a Tryhard Especially when she glances at us ever so now and then to see whether we’re checking her awesome dance moves We *were* checking her out la, though for different reasons
Okay I’m done bitching As Kim said We’re just giving her more attention (which she wants) And i prollie have used up a month’s worth of bitchiness in one blog page
It was just too funny cos i was making all those expressions and HAD to take pictures…
How’s *that* for modeling ey? HAHA.
God, i’m such a bitch sometimes ๐ Gonna arm myself with chocolate digestives, bbq chips and 100 Plus Curl up in my air-con room and read the marvels of Lewis Carroll now
I decided to yam cha awhile in Banana Leaf instead of going to Segafredo and Mambo @ Zouk Being good since i have work to do tonight and tomorrow
Plus someone nice invited me to Poppy’s 1st Anniversary Party tomorrow night And then there’s Zouk’s 1st Anniversary Urban Baroque Party MOS ft. Paulette in Atmosphere on Friday night And A joint birthday GetDrunkAndOuttaMyHouse party on Sat night
Chucked in my Saturday Night Fever OST and i really shouldn’t have My bum started moving in the chair Then my shoulders Followed by my head bopping and lips-a-pursing like MafiaMary
Because you wrote silly things again, i just *have* to goddamn biTCH. Besides, everytime people say they read my blog i easily reply “It’s just for me to bitch and put up pictures.” *grin*
Those of my friends who have already read your blog have been deeply entertained reading your crap. So let’s spread the joy, shall we?
Okay, what made me mad is not what you said about Kim But rather the absurd way you defended yourself These are things that noone really knows so she can’t very well write it Kim prollie has so many retaliations herself but let me do my own version to give you a heads up okay? *nice fairy*
“I don’t have all the time in the world to sit in front of the comp and click refresh. I happen to have a life, unlike some people”
You have a life? Oh really. From what i remember, when i was working in the gym, you’d be hanging around Let’s refresh your memory with a conversation we once had
This was at 12 noon on a workday:
“Aren’t you supposed to be working?” “Oh my shift only starts at 6 pm!” “Oh okay, why don’t you go work out then?” “I just did!” “…. What the hell are you going to do here for *six* hours wei?” “Oh just hang around i guess!” “… right….” *nods head slowly and backs away*
Wow *big fascinated eyes*
Hanging around the gym for SIX HOURS, and NOT WORKING OUT, with noone who wants to talk to you, does not constitute to my idea of having a life But hey, everyone has their lines to live by right? If we compared ourselves to you… then we’re all socialising like Kylie
“I smoked when I was in Taylor’s College, year 2001. That was before you even discovered how smoke tasted like.”
Wait a minute… *purses lips thoughtfully* Wasn’t it you who asked me whether i smoke, i said no and you agreed you don’t like it either? Oh nevermind The alcohol might have made me forget Doop dee doo…
“I feel so sorry for you honestly. Trying to be someone you’re not.”
I have to comment that Kim has an extremely strong sense of originality PassedOutBen told me that after i mentioned i read her writing Which just made me want to meet her more Which *you* had to interrupt in the first five minutes i stepped into Alexis Again, thanks for being so tactful -_-
I know i shouldn’t be wasting time writing all this, in a way But hey, if i wasn’t writing bout this, i’d be writing bout fairies, ponies and Malibu as usual So let’s give the audience a taste of something different
I woke up late for gym again today Must… Go… Tomorrow… Think tight ass Think tight ass *scrunches up face and concentrates on imagining*
I went to take photos of the SS2 pasar malam last night Poor FreckledAdam looked out of place in the crowd In his nice gay-ish work shirt And poser-ish new bluetooth earpiece Hee hee *ducks* He pottered off to work
I met up with TheMonkey & TheMai who were there as well Stuffed ourselves with superunhealthyoily delicious food Fried ice cream! Chicken skin on stick! Chicken wings!
Plus i just* had dinner an hour before that… Ho hum…
Okay, i come home from a joyous night of Scrabble with AshleyTheMonkey FaiTheMai QueenKanch and ShowerTarry to read something that made me heart-thumpingly MAD
There’s this awfully strange girl that i met while working in Celebrity Fitness in January. Let’s just cut the beginning to this post short and go right into business shall we?
“Firstly, I would like to talk about the Fairy. When you first started working at the places we used to work, I thought you were really pretty.”
Why thank you
“Being a shallow person, I decided that you should be as nice a person inside as you do on the outside. So I befriended you.”
You know what, i leave it entirely up to people who meet me whether they think i’m nice or not. Heck i befriended you as well! I was working at my desk and chatted to you for a few minutes. In my opinion, i thought it was damn weird that FIVE FREAKING MINUTES after i know your NAME, you’re saying things like “Oh! You should meet my boyfriend later! “Yea? Sure!” “Yea he’s really hot!” “Urm… okay…”
In my opinion, a normal girl wouldn’t say that to another girl she *just* met It’s like a twelve-year-old bragging
Okay nevermind One strange remark can be excused due to probable miscalculation and miscommunication
“Maybe I was trying too hard when you were going lunch with Kanch and I decided to tag along but all I wanted was to know more about you.”
I just met you an hour ago. Sometimes people take their lunch break as their rest break, you know. Work is tiring. Kanch and i use that precious hour as our only time to laugh and not have to layan people. Dear Kanch has been working there for ages and doesn’t like you and didn’t want you to come. I try my best not to judge people before knowing them myself and honestly wouldn’t have minded you tagging along. I told you politely so there was no wrongdoing on my part.
“My guy friends always tell me anyway, “Pretty girls are not always as good as they look”.”
Heck! I ABSOLUTELY agree with your guy friends! I’m always saying, “Don’t judge a book by its cover”
On the last day of my work there, i was talking to one of the managers The manager… about a work thing And you popped right up and said “Hey… *turns briefly to manager* oh sorry *turns back to me* i heard you were leaving! Why?!” I was like, ohmygod is this girl for real And said politely “Hey, i’m talking for a bit, i talk to you later okay?”
Talk about not being professional and having no tact! Besides that so many other weird things happened that i can’t remember
“You even gave me your number, I remembered and I had some pretty pleasant conversations with you.”
Fyi, i gave you the wrong number. i SO rarely do that. Almost Never.
Yes, you would think that i was having pleasant conversations with you because i wasn’t as mean as everyone else to ignore you. So i always smiled at you when speaking to you “Why don’t you just ignore her? Then she won’t bug you!” “I can’t la… i don’t know her… and she’s never done anything evil to me.” “Then don’t blame me if she sticks to you haha.”
Do you remember when you sat in our work area even though you actually should be in the other counter? Kanch and i were on the phone making business calls and you sat in our colleague’s chair in between us I reckon she might’ve been glaring at you while i looked at you puzzledly with the phone to my ear After a good 5 minutes and realising that we’re working and cannot layan you, you spoke to yourself “Oh i’m bored… i guess i’ll go entertain myself somewhere else…”
That. Does not. A pleasant conversation make. That was. So. Lame.
Let’s think of other so-called pleasant conversations we had Ah yes i remember! I was speaking to Kim at the bloggers’ meet in B’sar when you interrupted us I swear you are just SO GOOD at doing that So i smiled slightly at you and spoke to you abit After awhile i said, “Oh hold on, i wanna wish a friend ‘Happy Birthday'” Barely fifteen seconds after i said that, you interrupted again My face was less than a foot away from Nikki’s when you POKED your face in between ours
Unbelievable I have never met anyone like you in my life Absolutely no manners or tact
“But soon after you left, I became quite suspicious because you only came in the morning.”
WHATTHEHELL?! Damn perasan/paranoid wei you… You think i planned to go to the gym in the morning to avoid you!?!? You’re BARELY IN MY THOUGHTS. I GO TO THE GYM IN THE MORNING COS IT’S LESS CROWDED And my work appointments are mostly in the EVENING and NIGHT The dance classes i like are ALWAYS at 11 am My trainer has more appointment slots in the morning And There are alot of guys in the free weights area at night And I don’t like guys seeing me lift puny weights okay There i said it Boo hoo you made me confess why i go in the mornings
“I added you on MSN but you avoided me.”
Urm i think aloT of my friends can vouch that i don’t speak to them on msn much I’m always busy doing work, editing photos, or blogging
But yea i can admit i blocked you after thinking you’re a total freak case I’m pretty sure that’s why MSN invented that feature Amazing isn’t it?
“Was I too clingy?”
That’s an understatement
“I’m sorry, I don’t have that kind of feelings for you.”
WALAU
I SWEAR this took the CAKE I’m not that paranoid and vain okay In fact, who doesn’t like attention? If someone fancied me, i’d think it’s cute and get to know the person more I believe that there is a reason for attraction to take place and to give the person a chance But The kind of attention that *you* give makes me think to myself “FuCK it’s her, run run run hide hide hide”
It doesn’t help that you used to stalk a friend of mine years ago It doesn’t help that he’s still freaking scared of you, as am i ill leave his name out of here for his* sake It doesn’t help that you put pictures of ponies and some fairy thing on your blog It doesn’t help you have Kim telling you off on her blog as well on the 18th It doesn’t help that you write about an astonishing number of people ditching you, don’t you wonder why? It doesn’t help that i hear people try* to accept you but in the end they just study you out of fascination and disbelief It doesn’t help that you try to pick a silly non-fight with me
I tell you what *would* help I won’t link you or say your name
