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Saturday April 2, 2005

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Do You Like Your Work Meetings?

I do.

I just got back from an editorial meeting
Where they fed us alcohol in the afternoon
Whatmore after i just got sloshed last night

My editor thinks it will make us open up more to creative ideas
*joyce nods head very fast in agreement*

Bacardi.
And coke.
On a Saturday afternoon.

I love my job.

Saturday April 2, 2005

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My Determination Paid Off

I was SO tak puas that i didn’t party properly on Thursday night
That i was on an all-out mission to crazypartyhappy on Friday night

Went for Mike Koglin’s trance thing at Zouk with GobiRitaHonSengGBKMark

Woo… my hair is curling nicely here *admires self*

I’m like a little imp popping out
What IS IT with my tongue when i take pictures tipsy….
0_o

Then i bounced off to The Loft
Twilight Action Girl has awesome music
AdamMarionRudyWolf and i forgot who else was there
Made friends with this BBC chick and drank with her
Alcohol bonds ๐Ÿ™‚

WHAT THE HELL was i doing taking those?!
*flabbergasted*

Anyway, silly Loga told me the Pope passed away when i woke up at 11
I’m sitting here blogging and my mum just asked me

“Do you know what’s going on on tv or not ha?”
“I know la. The Pope died right.”
“NOT YET LA!”

Wah. My ears pain wei.

“Whoops. My friend told me wrong…”

Thursday March 31, 2005

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god i ate too much and was

TOTALLY IMMUNE

tonight
retribution for eating chicken mutton fish crab squid
left Zouk at 1 am
came home
meant to blog
passed out
just awoke

shall go back to passing out

bloody dentist appointment at noon
let’s see what she has to say bout my braces now, shall we

Wednesday March 30, 2005

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I Like My Dent So THERE

hA. I’m awake early and not for the gym today.

I’m so proud of my so-called muskels on my arm
Was showing it off to AaronMySlut/ProGermanAaron (fuck even i’m* getting confused)

“SeE! There’s a LINE there!”
 *proudly flexes tiny fairy arm*
“That’s not a line. That’s a tiny dent.”

Pah.
What does *he* know about exercising
The only thing *he* does is try to walk every time i jump on him in 1U

I was bouncing around the house showing Daddy my muskels too
I can’t help it
All my life i’ve had skinny froggie-looking arms
And for once i see some sort of definition

: : Edit : : Had to run out in a sudden ;p : :

“Daddy! See my muscles!”
“You’re so skinny. Somemore want to work out.”
“Not so weakling lar…”

My father does not approve of my body now
He loved it when i just came back from London and 10 kg heavier than when i left
You should have seen Azwin and Chee Hooi’s face when they saw me the night i returned

Wednesday March 30, 2005

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Joyce Alco Fairy

Crap.

Liyilianne pointed out something so i have to change my marvelous post and not target anybody
Damn
I was going to have so much fun too

My name is not google-ble at all

Oh, trust me i tried
Haven’t all of you done that before?
It’s great fun

A bit depressing la cos you realise you’re noone on the world wide web
But hey
All the more to push one into becoming someone… google-ble

Hell
I typed my name and all these other Joyces came up
I typed ‘Joyce Fairy’ and this  came up

But AHA!!!!

Do you know what i type and thEN *i* come up?!
I typed ‘Joyce Alco Fairy’ and THEN i come up here

Great

So my existence on the net is only apparent when alcohol and fairies are involved


AshleyTheMonkey  was giving me a lift home from lunch with QueenKanch

“Bloody hell la, raining everyday”
“WHY?! Better then freaking hot right!”
“Haih, just saying la, supposed to be the heatwave wut now.”
“SO?! Thank god it’s not hot anymore man. Can die.”
“Why you freaking out? I’m just saying…”
“…….”
“Oh yea, forgot. You’re from England.”