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Friday April 8, 2005

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“Joyce’s Therapy Non-Alcoholic Substance”

That’s what i wrote with marker on my chocolate milk
In an effort to deter my brother from gulping it all

I was to go to the bank and gym today
Was just about to dial for a cab when i thought to myself
Crap. I shouldn’t go to the gym.
Once i end up there, i’ll go for drinks with Callie or Ash and not do my work

So i decided to walk to the bank since it was such wonderful cooling weather
I pulled on my sneakers and walked down the hill

It’s lovely noticing little things around you when you walk by yourself

I saw a bird

PassedOutBen (POB) and i went for the Carlsberg party at The Loft last night
It’s so cock how they say it’s free flow but not really

LogaJessieZeyhanBenHoChrisVijen
EeHanCallieBT
were there too

I looked around the party
Me: YeS! I’m confirm  wearing the sluttiest top here!
POB:

I bumped into Lina & Craig who were painting tattoos on people
“Devil or angel?” asked Lina
“Hmm devil lor…”
Why hide the obvious, right?

So she painted it on my chest
Which attracted a bit too much unwanted peering after that

It was crowded and boring after a while

So i went to Zouk for Ghetto Heaven
It was really ghetto compared to the crowd at The Loft

POB and i went to gobble chicken wings in Jalan Alor after that
Fucking fucking good!
Or maybe cos everything tastes extra good when you’re tipsy….

Thursday April 7, 2005

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Happy Birthday Andrew!

This is the day they took me go-karting and jet-skiing
It was my first time doing both so i was pretty excited

Edward taught me the basics and off i went
Once i got the hang of standing on the jet-ski,
It was awesome feeling the wind blowing my hair back as i skidded over the liquid surface of the deep mining pool

Then we went go-karting

The entire go-karting track was fairly dry
Save for one patch of mudwater

Which i HAD to crash RIGHT INTO
I was ambitiously taking a corner too fast
And drove head-on into that blasted patch

Tyres went flying everywhere
I had mud, grassbits and dirt on me from head to toe
The go-kart was well and truly stuck there
And even my little muskels i had built up couldn’t pull it out

So the malay fellow had to help me
Damn shy
“Ah moi, you okay ar?”
“Uh hmm yea heh.”
i grinned sheepishly

I guess it didn’t look too flattering
That i was the only one covered in dirt and mud
When we all pulled up after our rounds

Plus i was the only girl

Everyone else there must’ve been thinking
“This one confirm typical female driver man…”

Andrew  suggested i take off my only pair of shorts while jet-skiing cos i was sure to fall off while trying to stand up
It was sound advice as i did fall off a few times

When we went go-karting
Of course i put my shorts back on
Which was a useless effort
Because i got it wet with mudwater anyway
-_-

But i had a TON of fun
And thank god Andrew didn’t take any pictures of
Distressed Fairy in Mud

Ooh look at me blend with the wall


I Got Soul But I’m Not A Soldier

I’m coming out of my cage
And i’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta gotta be down
Because i want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this

It was only a kiss

It was only a kiss

Okay. Fuck.
Really should *not* blog when tipsy
Write all my personal stuff down and everyone starts questioning
0_o

*excerpts taken from The Killers

Thursday April 7, 2005

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Lack Of Blogging

Is the result of spending my time
Working out
Seeing certain people more
Drinking
Passing out

I think i need more productive things to do in my life
I seem to be just flowing (which some might wish for)

Anyway i’m just PISSED OFF NOW

You know how it is when you’re out and you anticipate a wonderful meal waiting for you at home…
I was on the phone with Loga when i noticed the box in the fridge WASN’T there
“ohmyfuckinggod don’t tell me someone ATE IT i’ll CALL YOU BACK!”

My brother ate it
I’s sO irritated i almost strangled him

But i mustered up in memory all the nice things he has been doing for me lately and swallowed my annoyance

Fuck la i’m still fucking fucking annoyed and also bloody hungry and adam, i can’t cook cos there’s NOTHING to cook in the house!

I’m going to drink Malibu.

Yes that’s what i’ll do

And listen to angry songs
The Killers will be an excellent option

Monday April 4, 2005

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Superman’s Krypto
Joyce’s Steven

I got Steven for my 11th Birthday
He’s an English Cocker Spaniel, obviously
His real name is Bucklandle Walwyn Prewitt

 

But he looked like a Steven to me so that’s what i called him


When i was 14, i calculated that he would probably only pass away when i’m 22
At that time, i sighed with relief thinking
“Thank god, that’s years and years away!”

It suddenly hit me that i’m 22 this year
And i remembered that thought i had years ago…
Where did all that time go?!

Now i’m afraid
It doesn’t hit me that hard cos he looks young for his age

Okay dowan to talk about it anymore

I played Scrabble again just now
We’re getting so addicted
Tarry has resorted to carrying the game around and bugging us to play
Kinda like a little kid hee hee

I was so tired, i spelt ‘egg’ wrong
How wrong  can you go spelling a three-letter word like that?!
I put down the letters E-E-G

Ashley: What’s that…? *stares at board*
Tarry and Sharini cock their heads as well
I squint at it upside-down

We laughed SO much upon realising what it was
We laughed more at Tarry’s funniness but i’ll leave that for others to tell…

omg
Talk about ultimate failure
0_o

Eeg.

Sigh.


Have you ever…

Met someone and felt like you’ve known them from a previous life and had the good fortune of bumping into them again?

I have

Let me tell you about one
This was sometime in December last year
I was working for a Dunhill event in KL Tower
It paid extremely well and all i did was
Greet guests, socialise and drink
Urm though after awhile i was told to stop

But anyway
stop talking bout alcohol Joyce concentrate
Back to the story

What happened was this strange feeling that i knew someone there
Though in all honesty, i’ve never even had a proper conversation with him before

Whenever i’m emo angry upset happy drunk whatever
I write
Most of it is saved on my pc and rarely on my blog
Some are scribbled on pieces of paper
Others written down neatly in a notebook

So that night i wrote this:


So very strange and out of place

For me to barely know you

Yet feel your presence around

Somehow

 

I donโ€™t know you

I donโ€™t know you

 

But why do I feel an

Invisible

String

Pulling

My sight

& sense

to your direction?

 

I donโ€™t know you!

I donโ€™t know you!

 

Yet I just know everytime

Youโ€™re somewhere around

Cos I turn

And there you are

 

 

And you know what’s the cool thing?
I actally see this person on a regular basis now
We get along grandly

He says I always seem to call at the freakiest perfect time
When they’re talking about me
Or when they just arrived back from holiday in the airport
Or when he’s just about to call as well

 

: : edit : :

 

Okay.
Why is everyone getting the *wrong* impression bout this post?!
This doesn’t definitely mean i like him in a sexual way!
Is it not possible to connect with another person of the opposite sex on a friendly plane?

 

Bah.

Sunday April 3, 2005

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Malibu Rocks Indeedo

Tarry and QueenKanch were talking about Starbucks drinks
We were playing Scrabble in Starbucks with AshleyTheMonkey

I overheard Tarry saying ‘Malibu Rocks’
And QueenKanch correcting him saying
“No la… it’s Malibu Dream or something like that right.”

I wonder where that came from

I feel quite unstable
Haven’t slept yet
AT ALL
Partied till 7 in the morning
Walked into my house just as my parents were leeaving for Cheng Beng

Whoa, just in time
Scurried upstairs to change quickly and followed them to the temple
I’m Catholic but my father’s side practices Buddhist traditions\

omg la i seriously can’t think properly and write now

later okay

i have a family dinner in two hours and NEED TO SLEEP or else i’m going to pass out in my food