Thanks to Kanch who let me tag along on her ‘40% off everything’ shopping spree She got lent some transferable staff discount card for Padini Group FORTY PERCENT OFF?! Christ, that’s like almost half price off!
I kind of lost it Got four pairs Even that required some self-control And spent a wee bit too much Just withdrew money today somemore Eep So i’m hiding the shoes in the storeroom hoping Daddy won’t see them anytime soon And interrogate me on my splurging
I even bought the same pair in two different colours Cos they’re so WONDERFULLY SLUTTY With metal and silk ribbon Bet you’d just drop dead if i wore it and rubbed my legs against you…
Gawd i’m so slutty when i haven’t had much sleep! Slept like a freaking three hours last night Woke up to allow someone use me as their make-up puppet I hatehatehate thick make-up and couldn’t wait to wipe everything off
So coincidental, Kanch, Wanie and i were strutting past La Senza And unaminously agreed that these pair of undies there rocked I come home and stumble onto a picture of it here Perhaps it’s a sign i go look for where my pair is hiding
I’m off to take a kick-ass long bath And a quick catnap
My neighbour must think i’m whack cos i was crouching in my garden taking photographs of drizzle and raindrops on a Monday morning…
Because We’re Just Too Hot
I *had* to put this picture up before the rest
Check out MafiaMary‘s unbuttoned shirt and loose tie… It wasn’t like that when she arrived Mary’s so MAN! So SEXAY! I wanna pull her tie off! *shrieks*
Okay okay *tries to control self*
You can tell when i’ve been at home alot I blog more Been at home the entire day pushing myself to write
“Hey, where are you?” “At home.” “What you doing at home?! Aren’t you coming out?” “Got deadlines tonight… can’t…” *whimper* “You mean you’re going to be at home the whole day?” “Yes.” “THE WHOLE DAY?!” “Yes.” “You’re not coming out at night?!” “No.” “… What if i told you there was Malibu?” “Where?”
The Dunhill CME party last night was fun Music was awesome In some sort of effort to curb my dehydration from all the alcohol consumption from last night I drank chinese tea, water, chocolate milk and 100 Plus
Don’t have time to edit those pics first so, later! OldAlreadyEdited pics up first
100 Plus or beer?
Hmm looking at the title above I can *just* imagine PassedOutBen saying “The choice is obvious.”
Such a procrastinator to not do anything about it till he *needs* it after that accident Wait I haven’t made my IC yet too… I’m still carrying around my disgraceful police report eep *sheepish*
It was a FREAKING HOT DAY And my eyes were open all slit-like As we trudged across this wide parking lot to JPJ in PJ State
“It’s damn hot it’s damn hot it’s damn hotttt!!!!” “YuP.” “You know what will the *perfect* drink now? A nice cold beeeeer…” “Actually… i was thinking more of 100 Plus…!” “NO. Beeeeeeeer!” “100 Plus!” “Beer!” “100 Plus!” “BEER!” “You alcoholic.” “Beeeeeeeeer…”
i continued moaning about heavenly cold beer as we walked in the blasted Malaysian heat
He had to take a number for his turn There were many numbers Many many numbers
So we went outside where FreckledAdam whipped out his DunhillLights Oh, but he’s quitting So, good on him!
It was hot And there was nothing to do Except take pictures
This is why you have a digicam So you won’t get bored as hell at times… ๐
He does! He does! He’s got the wavy brown hair! The pointy ears! The freckles! *claps hands in joy*
The first time i told AshleyTheMonkey that Her jaw dropped and eyes slit “Oh. My. God. La. So what… he’s Peter Pan and you’re Tinkerbell?… HAHAHAHA!!!” I just nodded my head and grinned like a maniac
FreckledAdam had a go at taking pictures But obviously *i* have better picture-taking skills So only one goes up
I know *looks at picture above* I damn layan diri right
When our turn was up He didn’t have any pictures to put on the license So clever
Hence we left and i waited in the car while he hurriedly took them
Vanity Equals Obsession
I bumped into PassedOutBen at the gym the other day I was done with my workout and he was doing cardio We chatted about nonsensical gym stuff and my nicely-toned arms
“Friend. You’re halfway there okay.” “Halfway where? Eternal hotness?!”
I grinned sillily He looked at me exactly like this
The first time i heard this nonsense was early last year when someone said “Seriously man, damn x okay.” “…. Huh? What’s ‘eks’?” “Expensive la haiyo.” “Walau! How could i possibly guess that?!”
And now we’re hearing all the different versions constantly emo = emotional ori = original
I even simply said one the other day not knowing whether others use it and everyone got the gist of it anyway sensi = sensitive
Ben Ho was quite amusing at the Carlsberg party As usual, he’s inspecting whether or not the girls are real girls or guys pretending to be girls Difficult? You bet.
“At least the girls are ori wut.” “HUH?! Ori!? What’s that?” “Oh. Urm… original la.” “Oh! I thought origami..” “Idiot haha!” “Ey i think we’re damn different generation la… i don’t know all this lingo wei!”
He turns to Zeyhan
“Eh you know what’s ‘ori’ or not?” “Original la.” “EH. How come you know? Wait wait… how old are you?!”
