Hung out with AshleyTheMonkey and FaiTheMai at Terrace Bar last night We had crispy duck pancakes and too much beer Saw Little Miss Jellypixie Had champagne with Loga&Co. at Poppy for a bit Then a cocktail with Adam & Marion
Then i left everyone to say hi to Fono & Terence in Zouk
Came out and lost everyone And they didn’t pick up their mobile phones All of them -_-
Walked around The Loft hunting for a familiar face Which proves difficult to do when it’s extremely dark and i’m extremely tipsy
And THEN.
Mr. Brightside suddenly came on! So i stood there and layan diri Not shy
Finally someone felt the miss calls and called me back Hung out in Velvet Decided to leave Did my pass out thing in the car And fell asleep on Marion’s sister Oops Damn shy
I’m wearing my new shoes out tonight!!! If anyone steps on them i will KICK THEM!!!!!
I didn’t even really plan what to do on my birthday cos i had so many other things on my mind and couldn’t be fucked to plan something…
And my two best girlfriends did it for me.
First of all, i had a grand time trying to get a cab to work And THEN, the daft driver had to take me to the old kl hilton when i already said kl hilton sentral to avoid any confusion So much for thAT!
Joanne is just evillllll She told the people at Zeta Bar that it was my birthday yesterday So they made me down shots from their luscious spanking board Before i could rush off to a-supposed small dinner with a group of them
Instead…
They surprised me with a bbq party of 30 ppl
I want to say so much more…. but argh i can’t for now Have to step out of the house in a bit to sit still for someone Just you wait till i spill it out
…at home doing work. Even had to cancel seeing a certain someone in the afternoon *cries*
Cab taking extra long to come So can blog really fast Fucking hell going to be late to take pictures at Zeta Bar
Staying at home on your birthday is good because people drop by with pressies! Like a fairylike bouquet of lilies with a fairy poem! Thanks Diana! And a BIG FAT fairy BOOK of illustrations and FAIRY FACTS OMG from Andrew
So so so so hard to concentrate on the pc and not go throught the wholeeeee book…. *dies*
And.
GUESS WHAT.
JUST GUESS
One of my presents is…
This
omg…
*whispers*
The Adidas Superstar 35th Anniversary I love Tokyos…
So so bad No sleep on Tues night with only a one-hour nap on Wed afternoon Equals to total passedoutness the moment too much alcohol is consumed
I had to work last night And Joanne nicely told Zoltan (The Loft’s Operations Manager) that it was my birthday after midnight He made me drink like killer it’s-your-birthday-so-die drinks Whatmore after all the cocktails we just tried…
Fairy kaput.
As usual, i wake up all alert after a couple hours of sleep after drinking 0_o
Shaun, thanks for calling all the way from Ozzie. Real sweet of you! Azwin, YEA BAYBEH you’re BACK! We gonna partaY toniGHT…. Rudy, i know i said i’d call back but… later today okay? heh
On Sunday Night…
My mobile rang
It was AaronMyFormerSlut
“Hey…..” “Heylo.” “Happy Birthday…” “W.h.a.t.”
You could tell from my voice hell was to break loose
“It’s midnight…” “Yea so?” “And it’s your birthday after midnight.” “No. It isn’t!” “Yes it IS.” “I would think i know when *my* birthday is, right?!” “It’s the 11th tomorrow…” “I’m aware of that.” “And isn’t your birthday on the 11th? So i called you la.” “No it’s NOT ON THE ELEVENTH!” “Yes it is… it is right….?”
I didn’t see the point of him repeating incessantly that my birthday is on the 11th when i already said it wasn’t -_-
After he tried in vain to save himself…
“You’re joking right?” “Why would i do that?!” “You’re joking right?” He repeated “Bwahakj;ljgagaga i’m not!!” I almost flung water out of the cup i was holding “So when is it…” “Call Ashley la.” I lanceely chucked the water back into the fridge “… So when is it la…” “It’s on the fourteenth.” “AH!!! I knew it!” “Rightttt…” “Come on… You know i know, right?” “Yes yes i know you know you’re so fucked!“
He’s just so lucky that Rules Of Being Joyce’s Boyfriend doesn’t apply anymore Because forgetting my birthday would have had a penalty of, probably, no sex for three months Thank god for such things as vibrators, if so
