I stayed up the whole night doing work But supercouldn’ttahan and took a 15-minute pass out period Woke up in a hurry from my fairynap cos i was going to be late for an interview another writer and i were doing in klcc
I PASSED OUT in the LRT!
I was so tired, i accidentally fell asleep against the glass So shy man
During my nap at home, i had a weird dream and smsed Loga in the lrt about it:
“Hey i dreamt this super weird dream where we were in this strange boarding house kinda place and you whispered that my tampon was coming out (eww) and i ran off to change it. And my mother was being a real pain and telling big ben all the sorry things bout me. What the hell. On the way in lrt now to klcc. It’s freaking HOT here.”
He replied that someone else dreamt of him last night too but i took the Weird Trophy for sure. Yay me! Thank the fairies when he replied, my mobile woke me up barely one stop from klcc Or else i would have missed it and ended up in Kampung GodKnowsWhere!
I planned to take the photos of the review, ciao and collapse at home But no It was A FREAKING COFFEE REVIEW!!!!
How the hell can i sleep after drinking so much coffee?!!!? *bawls*
Two of us had NINE drinks between us Seven *with* caffeine I almost threw up liquid on the escalator when leaving I was so hyper but tired i would have bounced around if there weren’t things around me I felt like Tigger in Winnie the Pooh Bouncebouncebounce Boingboingboing You know what i mean
I was driving PassedOutBeninsane in The Curve Got all excited when i saw that there was actually an Early Learning Centre there
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I used to get my toys from there when i was in Newcastle!
“Nooooo this place is for kids! How old were you when you were in Newcastle?!” “Six!” “How old are you now la…” “EIGHT!!!” I yelled gleefully while dragging poor him in
“I feel like playing with the toys!” “I feel like putting you to sleep.”
I guess he couldn’t take my hyperness Spoilsport
Surprisingly…. i got tired after running around the kid’s store Kinda like taking a kid out, tiring her out and chucking her to bed Which is what i’m about to do now Because tomorrow is a public holiday And tonight we PARTAY.
do you know whose motto this is? heh. i know you know la FaiTheMai sit down la
Thanks to PassedOutBen and his bloody obsession with branded streetwear… I’m poring over the other Superstars instead of doing work
There was some teeny tiny dot of dirt on some crossover shirt of his Unkle and James Lavelle And he freaked out insanely I almost jumped off my mamak stool thinking there was a cockroach on his arm when he started swatting at his sleeve crazily
“What what?!!?!” “OMG look at THAT!”
*points at fucking super tiny DOT* Seriously. I could only see it when i squinted. -_- < like so
“Omg please la. I thought what….” “It’s DIRTYYYY!!!”
*puts finger to wet glass and tries to wipe off miniscule-sized mark*
He then went into overdrive on the importance and glory of branded streetwear Started la… I just layan
“Do you know what shirt this is or not?” “Urm…” oh shit forgot “You forgot right.”think think think! “Urm what ar…. bwek” “Do you remember i told you about James Lavelle?” “Yea!” no! “Okay. Who is he.” alamak kena kantoi “Urm…. he’s a… fashion designer. yea.” “Oh. my. god. If ah hoong and desmond hear you say that… they will scream.”
From a normal whining about wishing to have more shoes, he tripped into a tirade on how Lynnzter and i have the same shoes as him (though she and i have different ones)
“….bla bla bla i wish i had more money i wish they brought this and that edition here singapore is heAVEN for shoes bla bla bla and what the fuck now Lynnzter and you both have the same shoes as me!!!”
He started waving his arms madly with his voice rising in succession I just stared
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See how unstable materialistic things can make us?
Listening to Switchfoot nonstop *click* Twenty-Four, Gone, Adding To The Noise The Beautiful Letdown They’re all so mind-numbingly good Literally
My father had some coupons to give to my brother and i “Nah, got some GSC ones… two for Nick and two for you.” “Okies, thanks.” “Oh yea got one more…” “Alcohol coupon?!” “… drink coupon for Renaissance. Yes, it’s alcohol, so it obviously goes to you.”
Yippee.
The next day…
I had just spent ages attaching family photos to emails and sending them off to my aunt
Upon waking up, Daddy said “Aunty Geraldine wants to speak to you” “Oh… when did she say that?” “Last night on the phone” “Wokay.” “Yea. She said to stop drinking so much.”
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He continued “You know, drinking wine is okay but drinking hard liqour all the time is really bad…” I tried to save face. “I drink more wine at night now! If i could choose, i’d always take the wine!”
Daddy cocked his head to one side as he reached for his pack of Kents
“It doesn’t make a difference if you drink alot of wine *and* hard liqour okay! I’m serious, in ten years time, you’ll be suffering from liver disease. Then you’ll have to get a transplant…”
He paused to light his ciggarette I was just about to retaliate with a retort on how he can’t get a lung transplant He spoke just as my mouth was half open
“Smoking, on the other hand, has long-term effects.”
He grins.
“Whatthehell!”
Then he proceeded to give me a cocktail coupon for Renaissance Hotel And i told him i got him some Dunhill Top Leaf ciggies and a lighter
Hmm So first we blared each other about our drinking and smoking problems And theN we give each other things that don’t exactly go hand-in-hand with our words… Marvelous!
I told Loga everything and he laughed and laughed and laughed “Your family damn messed up wei!”
I’m glad i decided to post writing up late Changing tactics as i realise everytime i tell friends something, they’d promptly reply “Yea i know, i read it on your blog already.”
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That’s damn sad wei Cos then i have nothing to talk about
Plus i’m not in a very chirpy mood to write about anything happy for you all I’m exhausted Emotionally and physically I know it’s taking alot more out of you But believe me when i say Me too
… dunked with Maggi Curry is lip-smackingly addictive
Will be super busy for a few days That and i’ve managed to do it again Got myself into a fix A fix A nice big fix
And seriously la stress the goddamn flash isn’t coordinating with my camera why whyw hwy wHWAY??!?!! And i’m supposed to go test lighting in freaking 10 minutes This is so not good I caNNOT fuck this job up!
