How To Waste Your Phone Bill

A prominent object in my house at the moment is my birthday book from Andrew
The one filled with fairy illustrations and fairy facts all out to kill you fairy-mockers
*big satisfied smile*

So anyway
I leave it downstairs so that everytime i have a minute to spare

Everyone always has a bit ‘o time to spare
Just whether you decide to use it to
Read like Kim
Drink Starbucks caramel macchiatos like Ashley
Sleep like Fai
Wank like Loowee
or drink like me

Crap, went off topic again
So everytime i have a minute to spare
I flip through the book and excitely recite fairy facts to any family member that has the (mis)fortune of being within hearing distance of me
My brother usually looks at me boredly
Sometimes he gives me this half-smile which seems to hint that he has a crazy sister
My father usually looks over his newspapers for a second and goes ‘Hmm’ (probably wondering whether i got mixed up in the hospital maybe…?)
My mother…. hmm i haven’t actually done this to her yet… *makes mental note*

I was on the phone with AshleyTheMonkey and The Great Book was in front of me

“Did you know that child fairies, unlike human children, are hundreds and even thouSANDS of years old?!”
“…lalaLALALA!!!”

Stupid girl trying to drown me out so i continued

“And did you know, fairy children come into the world in the early days of May!!! That’s SOON!”
“EHihavetogo, i gotta go feed the erm aliens in my backyard BYEeee!!!”

I continued reading out fairyfacts loudly and she rambled on about random things (i don’t know what, i wasn’t listening) at the same time as well
So it was a pretty useless conversation we had as we tried to drown each other out
Talk about wasting phone bill….

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This Godly Hour
 

It has wiltered

Yet its presence is still stubborn

Sitting in the corner of my neglected room

Catching my heart’s eye every time

I trip rush run doing my every day thing

Hope that it will spring bloom skip like it used to

But nevermind that

I hope you’re better

The Fairydoctor whispered that it would be

I didn’t know whether to believe her

Then the girl in the white nightie looked at me before she leaped

And her body twirled with momentum

I told her not to

I told her not to

They all didn’t listen to me!

Strings cut her deep

Everyone gasped

My heartbeat hovered like i knew it would

I couldn’t see any red blood gash pain

But you know how it is

You see it from so far…

Yet still feel the pain

Not physically

But emotionally scraping on your heart

Which might prove more torturous for some

The second girl still prepared to leap

Foolish thing! I called out with panic in my voice yet trying to maintain rational and calm

I told her not to

I told her not to

They all didn’t listen to me!

Oh baby it’s a wild world

It’s all mixed up

Flowers girl nightgown string white

Run skip slow down stoop crouch cry

But nevermind that

For i awoke swearing never to eat

Bacon sandwiches, cheese toasties and snickers

Before drifting off to the Land of Nod again

Which is why i’m still awake at this godly hour

Godly, for ‘tis the time

The common black bird in my backyard sings

The elderly neighbours practice tai chi
The auntie lights her joss sticks
Its welcoming smell reminding me of Penang
My mother drives off to work

No wait

She’s left already

And i’m still awake

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FENGFENGFENG!!!

Just got back from Mambo
The music was layan as usual, cos i love old music so much

But it just *cannot* beat the faster bpm
I come straight home

And chuck the headphones on my head
BLASTING hard house
And waiting ever so patiently for Saturday….

Bollocks.

Not very patiently
But still waiting…

Saturday…..

Saturday…. are The Thirst Finals

Prollie something we’re all looking forward to
Unless you’re don’t fancy raves, progressive house and the like
Or unless
You’re Bri-ish and been to much bigger and better raves  -_-

I just can’t wait to jump around, dance and go absolutely crazy
Need it, i do
Feels like a long-anticipated orgasm i would say

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And You Thought I Loved You

heh such a captivating headline i couldn’t help it

Some people love that i give my friends quirky names on my blog
Shaun  thinks they’re all like cartoon characters

MafiaMary hates it
“STOP calling me that on your blog!”
“Whyyyy”
“Cos everytime i meet someone new while partying they ask me why i’m called MAFIA Mary!”
“Because you *are* mafia, darling…”
“I’m NOT!” *stamps feet*

And then after a week she gets afraid i might change it to something else like MaryBlinkABlink
“You’d better noTTT!!!!” she’s pretty loud sometimes
“I won’t la.” i reply boredly
“Good.”
“Yea… you don’t suddenly change names of brands do you? That’s just bad brand strategy if you’re not careful.”

And she thought i was just being nice to her
*nyuk* *nyuk*

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Skippety All Around

It’s so easy for you all to tell whether i’ve been busy or not
If i’m busy with work, i’d be at home doing it, therefore blogging alot as well

If i’m having a leisurely week…
Then i’m out 24/7

Hence lack of blogging kekeke

FINALLY kicked myself to go to the gym this week
Was all ready to whip out my pepper spray lest i see some psycho bloggerette…
I worked out my ass and thighs so fast i couldn’t walk properly after that

Went to Sungai Wang today with AshleyTheMonkey, FaiTheMai,, QueenKanch and Tarry
It is really the haven for strange quirky clothing at dropdead prices

My dear friend Sashmar called me to say we might be off to Koh Pangan mid-May
Please let this happen
Pleaseeeeeee
I need a holiday
(actually i’m lying)
I just want a holiday

Gonna dye my hair blackityblack now
It’s way beyond borderline jeng
I may like to feng….
But sure as hell i don’t want to look like an AhLian!

My AuntGerry from London just called
She hooked my cousin up to intern for Lulu Guiness
Lucky bitch!

I think it’s about time i got a full-time job so that i can hopefully get myself shipped off there in due time… since they’d rather i get some *real* work experience here first

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