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Sunday May 8, 2005

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It’s Just 15 cents goddammit!

I have a mobile phone again (same no) so please sms me your number
And really, i mean everyone whom i know
Just because i’ve known you since high school doesn’t mean i remember your number by heart
-_-

Other than that i feel naked and left hand-less without cameras



It’s Actually 8:26 am

Yes i don’t always click my posts to have the accurate time
Cheater mE

Since i’m awake till now
I shall just stay awake a bit longer and run to the bank
And shove my tiny fairy self through the Monday morning bustle

I just remembered, LogaJessieMichelleAmanda and i were having dinner at Bukit Bintang kl
I was staring and staring at a reproduction of this painting…

Trying hard to remember who the artist was and i finally got it

“Bah, i was thinking my memory is awful as hell and was trying to remember the name of the artist,”
I said to LaughingLoga as i nodded my head towards the painting
“So who is it?” he asked
“It’s by Botticelli.”
“Are you sure? It looks like it’s by Michaelangelo.”
“No la… it’s by Botticelli..” i said firmly
“It’s The Birth of Venus right?”
Oh how LaughingLoga shocks me sometimes
“Yea yea… wow you know!”
“Yea la… it’s by Michaelangelo!”

Now he was making me doubt myself 0.001 percent
For he *did* know the name of the painting after all

“Noooo i’m pretty sure it’s by Sandro Botticelli!” 
I shifted in my seat, unsure of my memory incapabilities caused by alcohol

We argued for another minute before i seethed,
“I’ll GO HOME and FIND OUT!”

And sure enough

It’s Botticelli

hA!

I win.

*hops around LaughingLoga annoyingly*


 

 

The New Haircut

I change my hairstyle pretty frequently
If you randomly click on the past posts on the calendar, you’d see what i mean!
After trying as many styles & colours as i could with long hair
It went medium
Then short

Then now ultra short

all photos courtesy of Adeline since i have no cam ๐Ÿ™
This was Saturday nite at Atmosphere


Easy To Disguise A Fairy

How, you say?

Just
– Change hairstyle
– Wear conservative clothing

No, really

After an all-day wedding shoot with Andy
I went straight to Poppy to see
MafiaMary CuteCalvin Nain Azrin Tim Joanna Sharon Choons
Jose BenHoTheHo Jessie Stan

Everyone i said hi to kept on gawking at me

“Where did you come from?”
“Omg i couldn’t recognise you even though you were just next to me!”
“Shit, thought you were someone else wei.”
“You look so corporate!”
“Wow… i’m not used to this. Never seen you wear so much cloth before.”

I wore this crisp white shirt with runched bottoms
Good for hiding fats
But bad cos then i end up using that as an excuse to chomp on curry, meats, chocolates, jellies, maggi goreng, fried rice, satay and other nonsense all day…

BenHoTheHo and i went looking for the HavanitaChick
Or rather… he* did
Being a nice friend, i got him information
Wouldn’t you like to know, Ben?

Sunday May 8, 2005

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Our Sunday Goal

CuteCalvin had been craving for tiramisu, so he told me in Poppy on Saturday night
So we planned to devour it on Sunday night in Alexis @ Bangsar

MafiaMary, KelvinTSD, Liz, him and i had dinner in Chilli’s 1 Utama
I was having my tomato juice as usual
And since we were already in 1U
We decided to go to Delicious at the back of Ms Read

Famed for their desserts, i think that they have an excellent concept
Ms Read is actually a boutique for plus-size women
With a connecting restaurant famed for its delectable desserts – Delicious la haih

So that means if you shop there because you’re fat
You’re definitely going to have no problem appreciating the amazing food & desserts there

And if you’re not fat and venture into Delicious because you orgasm from eating yummy desserts
(like MafiaMary does – she just sort of sits there and sighs quietly to herself with big eyes and a slight grin)
Then you’re going to end up fat and shop in Ms Read anyway

Plus, if you feel awful because being fat equals to difficulty in buying clothes

NO FEAR!


Cos there’s just a plus-size boutique next door, darling

So we flopped ourselves on the rattan chairs and wide sofas outside
Can smoke – extra plus for most people
And slowly ‘Mmmm-ed’ on
Hot brownies covered in vanilla ice-cream covered in fudge
and
Very pretty butter cupcakes with icing

Unfortunately for CuteCalvin, their tiramisu was sold out

CuteCalvin: Wah… damn full. I feel like a tub or lard. I think i won’t eat supper tonight…
MafiaMary: I think i won’t breakfast tomorrow…!
JoyceTheFairy: I think i won’t eat whole day tomorrow…!

Being full makes you talk cock cos i just ate supper :p

Anyhow, another of my favourite food there is the Lamb Shank Pie
*dies*


Easy To Disguise A Fairy

How, you say?

Just
Change hairstyle
Wear conservative clothing

No, really

After an all-day wedding shoot with Andy
I went straight to Poppy to see
MafiaMary CuteCalvin Nain Azrin Tim Joanna Sharon Choons
Jose BenHoTheHo Jessie Stan

Everyone i said hi to kept on gawking at me

“Where did you come from?”
“Omg i couldn’t recognise you even though you were just next to me!”
“Shit, thought you were someone else wei.”
“You look so corporate!”
“Wow… i’m not used to this. Never seen you wear so much cloth before.”

Friday May 6, 2005

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The Cheek

Well
I just found out its some malay fucker who has in possession all my things
He had the cheek* to email me saying he’s more ‘tertarik and nak berkenalan’ with me
Prollie cos my email was on all my new name cards
I just hope the evil fairies get him one day… *chants spell*

Ivan from Zouk said he and security found my non-valuable (to everyone else but me) things strewn around the rave area
Namecards EvitaPeroniScrunchie HouseKeys MakeUp
Daddy will be relieved to know the housekeys aren’t lost
Though we changed the locks already just in case as my address is in my wallet
I won’t even write down everything else i lost cos it’s just silly to mourn over it

I got a new haircut
Very pixie punk
“New cut, new beginning,” said FreckledAdam
“Shit you look more like me,” said AshleyTheMonkey

I like

I feel like a boy when i wash my hair
Of course, not everyone likes it
There are still the boys who think that girls are more alluring with long lustrous hair
(to brush their bare breasts with when it bed, i presume?)

I went to Bliss for the Henessy thing
RainbowGayDave was tipsy and gave my jeans pocket a sip of Henessy

Atmos was holding the first qualifying round of the shuffling competition
It was kinda boring but i thought ThisGirlChristina had some excellent moves

The MTV Digi Party was at Espanda
Amir
was *such* a kinky thing just now…
Never in my life have i seen him so outgoing!

The Loft had awesome music as usual where i slutted with MafiaMary
Zouk had it hard

And then i pottered home cos i have to go off for a wedding shoot
At 6 am
It’s now… almost 5 am… crap

I WOKE up at 6 pm yesterday… so my sleeping time is damn screwed up now

Thursday May 5, 2005

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My Carrie Moment

crap i gtg do something RIGHT NOW so i’ll jot this down in a bit

Scrabble is Cool, Mind You

Once in a while we’d get together and play Scrabble over supper
From a positive point of view, we’re at least using our brains pondering on the existance of silly words instead of only mindless conversation and bitching

I mean, really
Just LOOK *points above madly* at my SHITASS letters
All vowels…
Minimal points…
ISH*

FaiTheMai is awfully competitive when playing Scrabble
You know how men are
They always have to prove they’re the best at most things
And when they can’t they give so-called-sweet lines like
“Oh i was giving chance la”
Or
“My letters damn sucky man”

RighT

See Fai in action:

Like as if he’s in Scrabblympics or something…
Sheeshhhhhhhh

Tee hee Ashes is so cute when she pouts

Okay
I don’t know why my upper lip was on my arm then
*harrumph*

note:
Again, i’m repeating myself that some of these events take place way earlier then when posted up. So can everyone stop emo-ing with me bout what i’m up to

Tuesday May 3, 2005

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Finally Human

So i finally get the gist on what it feels like to be human
:p
Yes yes i guess i’ve mostly been living in my fairy dream world
Unperturbed
by the reality of trouble and sadness

I’ve always somehow been able to be happy no matter what
And i’m losing that ability increasingly since a month or so back

I hope it’s just a phase
I hope it’s not because i’m growing older and unable to conjure up that spark
I hope it goes away

Nowadays everytime i close my eyes and fall into slumber
I have the most god-awful nightmares

I’m not used to having nightmares
Strange dreams including things like jumping clocks and shit like that, yea
But not scary freaky TheCell-like jitters

They come in fast short stories
Another beginning just as the last one ends
It’s tiring
It makes me not want to sleep alone
It makes me not want to sleep sometimes even
Perhaps this is why i look so goddamn tired even tho i *have* been getting enough sleep

I bumped into my trainer today and he said i looked exhausted and told me to rest more
I replied weakly that i have*

The other day i woke up because i punched the wall
How absurd is that
I was dreaming that an alien monkey attacked me and i tried to box him off

My fist lashed out in reality and just so happened the damn wall was right in front of me…

Sakitness i tell you
Fighter, someone said

*i know you have everything. Perhaps it’s time you email me since i don’t have your number. Ey.