You Really Got Me There, Anna Sui

I was just about to flip open The Sun  today when i saw a tiny box at the top of the newspapers that captivated me
It was a picture of a fairy (instant Joyce-attraction) and the words ‘Do you believe in magic?’
She was even wearing a fuchsia dress
No logo
Nothing

Woooo must be some article about magic!
thought i, as i swished the newspapers open in a flurry of excitement
I couldn’t find any damn fairy article
Still i didn’t give up

Then
A half-page print caught my eye
It had the same colour scheme as the one on the front page
Spring green & rose pink
Instantly connecting one to the other

It had a picture of a girl and the words
“Prepare to make a wish. Wish wisely, wish well”

What the fucK is this… *curiousasacrazycat*

A few seconds of constant flipping later and
I stumbled upon Anna Sui’s new fragrance – Secret Wish

Haha all that fuss for the ad…
It really worked on me after all! *applaudes*

Then again, it probably worked *only* on me
And Nizwani maybe…
And Shal as well…
Us fairy lovers.

Walau look, even her font colour is the exact shade of fuchsia i like
She must have had some super fairy research going on there…

Restecp

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DramaticKim complains she doesn’t know what kind of music i listen to
-_-
So fine
I shall start posting up what i’m listening to
Last night was all about MLTR’s Played on Pepper album and Human League

FAIRY PICTURES being published

WOOHOO!!!!

dang *points up* the font can’t go any bigger than that

After being wheedled by KelvinTSD and negotiating
I agreed to let him interview me and take slutty pictures for T3 magazine

No
I’m kidding
They were very decent pictures and i was fully-clothed sorry

But there are still pictures of me and fairies in April’s T3 Mag
Okay fine
They’re actually in a pullout that’s in April’s T3

Eh you know when i wrote the title above
I actually meant fairy fairy and not joyce fairy, yea…

The main bigpicture point is that

pictures of fairies in my garden

are in actual publication and circulation!

How FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT?!
I’m ECSTATIC!!!
Are you ecstatic? SO AM I! Woohoo!!!

Besides those photographs, there a couple more that i took in Sabah
And some of moi
Including an atrocious one that
i don’t like and
i can’t believe you let it out on print and
i hate you for that KelvinTSD and
i don’t CARE if i call you that on my blog and how you’ll answer your kids when they ask you what TSD means next time

You can say so much cock like
Tak Sedar Diri…
The Silly Donkey…
So therE hA

The fairyinmygarden photos  are decidedly smaller
was that on purpose Kel? *gives middle finger*
Even so, i feel like i’ve conquered the world with it being there and gadgety people being forced to squint and wonder what in the world they’re looking at

And if you’re wondering why i’m only blogging bout this now
Now is MAY
(The issue is was out in was the APRIL one)
Is cos only yesterday did i get the magazine to view it for myself

But all is forgiven and i still love KelvinTSD cos he took one of my ponies out for a ride in a Mini Golf Gti last night
She couldn’t stop tittering about it all night after that, the excited dear

This was when we were leaving and i was *trying* to take a picture of  ButterSparkles on the dashboard

So we were driving down the highway at 200 kph and
i was annoying the hell out of him by taking pictures left right down up centre

I was so layan, i even brought my own CD to play in the car
The faster he drove, the louder rose the song – dynamic sensors *fuyo*

Happy tunes of The Temptations ‘My Girl’ blared out
“What the FUCK IS THIS?!!?!” he yelled over the music as i sang along loudly

Then i played Nena’s ’99 Red Balloons’
“Seriously Joyce. What the hell are we listening to.”
“It’s damn nice! I used to hear it in Louis’  car all the time.”
“SO. Doesn’t mean Louis likes it, *i* have to like it right, fucking hell….”

After further torturing him with ‘Food Glorious Food’ from Oliver Twist,
we finally settled on My Sharona

“Ohmygod the pony almost flew out of my hand wei…!”
“Joyce. If you let that pony go, i am *not* turning back to get it. I kid you not.”

We stopped at another red light
So i put ButterSparkles to Kel’s face to take a picture

It was blur and i wasn’t satisfied so i continued holding her to his face
After a few seconds he started yelling

And you all thought *i* cursed too much *pfft*

It’s so refreshing to be an absolute PEST to friends who have had a long day at work
They lose it so dramatically, it’s really funny

We parked and i snapped some photos

Pony likes VW

MafiaMary would know the pose  

Put A Fucking ‘Stop’ Button la tiu!!!

For once, i’m actually surfing blogs
All i usually do is write my own, read my close friend’s blogs and fuck off

And

ALL THIS MUSIC PLAYING ON BLOGS IS PISSING ME OFF

Here i am happily listening to Celine Dion’s ‘Make You Happy’
(don’t ask me why la, i just found the cd after not hearing it for 4 years)
And it gets overlaid with some annoying song i don’t want to listen to

Just makes me curse those ass bloggers and close the window
At least Shaun  has a ‘stop’ button, the clever lad

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Today is for Aishoz!

See, i didn’t have many friends in college
Or many close friends at any rate

First year was fun tho
But then in second year is when everyone gets split up into different majors and friendships go through the test of time

Prollie cos i can’t speak Chinese and i *had* to be in this college with 80% CEs (chinese-educated)

I started college on the third day of the term cos i couldn’t get a flight back from London in time
After taking some objective english test so that they could stream us into different classes, i managed to sneak a peek at the results sheet while the lady wasn’t looking

Ohmyfuckinggod i called my dad immediately
Whispering to him in a panic, facing a corner
“What kind of college did you send me to?! I saw the scores for some english test they made me take and everyone gets an average of like, 60 over a 100!!”
“Eh , you* picked the college wut.”
“ARGHHHHHH!!!!!”

I won’t say how much i scored but really
The test reminded of a UPSR (12-year-old) English exam

Panic maximum

I’m not saying my college was bad
Quite the contrary
I feel i learnt ALOT there

It wasn’t like LUCT where you could pay your way through to pass
It was possible to fail by one fucking mark and want to bang yourself on the wall
I have absolutely no regrets going there at all

The One Academy

Back to Aishah
She was my main point of survival in my third year there
We would pass notes, laugh out loud shamelessly and bitch about our problems everyday
If you click on the calendar from Feb-Aug 2004 she’d be in the posts lot 🙂

This was taken last weekend when we were in Subang to prowl around the pasar malam there

That’s Aishah & her Fird

And who else would we go look for in Subang but DramaticKim

No doubt DramaticKim is awesome and effervescent indeed
And such a liar when she says she doesn’t know anything about football *kicks Kim’s leg*

As we entered his car
“Hey baby…” he crooned
“Hey you…” i said back
“….. actually… i was talking to my car….” he said slowly after staring at me for awhile

Ish
So salahs man

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My Tuesday Nights Were Holy

As holy as Sundays were for my mother

Everyone knows i was a crazyloyal Sex And The City fan

I would even GO HOME at 10:30 pm on Tuesdays nights just to catch it on HBO years ago

Joyce at home by 11?

That’s insane.

In fact, i would make sure i’d be able to be at home in time for the show

“What time you all going to leave?”

“9 something la…”

“Sure yea? Cos i want to watch SATC you know…”

“Yes, Joyce, i know! Tuesdays. 10:30. Just come out la! I promise i’ll fetch you back okay!”

“Okay okay.”

Then i’d go ballistic if i was late by even a mere two minutes

There *was* one time VeinsJason promised the same thing

We went to yam cha in Kepong and he superdelayed my return home

“Wait…. i want to smoke first.”

Slowly smokes

“Wait…. one more….”

Slowly smokes another

On the way home

“I have to drop by the petrol station.”

“For whaT?! Pump petrol later la!”

“No la. I need to pee.”

“WhAT?! Later la!”

“You want me to piss in the car is it.”

So we had to stop

Fucking hell *i* almost peed in my pants out of anxiety

As he pulls away from the his parking spot at the gas station

He stops in front of the air pump

“What are you doing?”

“Need to pump the tyres.”

“What the FUCK?! PUMP LATER LA!!!”

“The tyres damn soft la.”

“I’m going to miss my show and hate youuuu!!”

“You wouldn’t want the car to have an accident right?”

He then slowly  pumps each and every goddamn tyre carefully

I almost hyperventilated and died

Needless to say, i was late for my beloved show

I caught the last 5 minutes

Forgave him (for i started dl them before they even aired on HBO after that)

But obviously never forgot

He should be back from UK soon… *thoughtful plotting*

I accidentally left my mobile phone in MafiaMary’s place last night
It was refreshing not having to layan anyone and just chill at home doing my own shit

I had so many things to write just now but everything seemed to have been clouded over which seems strange as the sunshine is as bright and cheery as anything this Tuesday morn

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MafiaMary & KinkyFairy PartyFriday

So we partied Wednesday till Saturday
“Don’t you get tired?” asks DramaticKim

Well, i definitely don’t get tired of MafiaMary

Friday we went for the Guiness Black Party @ Channel
Then into Atmosphere for a wee bit
Thanks to Nazrul  for the favour *winks*
Then skipped off to Poppy where LaughingLoga was (supposed to be)

Due to the fact we both* dressed like kids that night
We got our ICs checked incessantly

Ish. 

-_-

After the stupidtimeawasting raid at Poppy
LaughingLoga leisurely strode in
So smart

Andy  happened to be there as well and took pictures of us slutting

Then we ran to TwilightActionGirl at The Loft @ Zouk
We got there pretty late around 2-ish cos we got carried away

The photo above states ‘formerlyfreckled’ Adam
Cos someone damn mengada and doesn’t like his cartoon name
So from now on it’ll be…
AdamPeterPan

Hooray
*Joyce layan diri*

I sent MafiaMary a song on MSN
An ‘us’ kind of song
Another reason i love it is cos it’s on one of my favourite SATC episodes

Hot Child In The City by Nick Gilder
Okay i usually hate people posting lyrics
But just this once okay?

Danger in the shape of somethin’ wild
Stranger dressed in black, she’s a hungry child
No one knows who she is or what her name is
I don’t know where she came from or what her game is

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