LaughingLoga and i planned to take the ponies to the zoo but there wasn’t much time and i was massively hungry so went straight to Jonker Street to potter around I kept on stopping to take pictures of random angles – i lovelovelove it cos there are so many colours and abstract shapes there!
Malacca was FREAKING HOT as expected We didn’t even walk the whole street and WeakPussiesUs kept on stopping to drink fruit juices and erm beer heh You should have seen how my face leapt for joy when LaughingLoga suggested “Wanna have beer?”
Cold cold beer on a hot hot day is fucking fucking heavenly
Loga was on like some ChickenRiceFrenzy or something We had ChickenBallRice for lunch And then he ordered chicken rice in the hotel for dinner as well
Anyway we woke up today feeling absolutely trashed after last night
I can’t wait to see MafiaMary and give her a surprise! *dangles pressie in front of Mary’s big eyes*
I was smacking my (large) forehead with my hands when i read how stupid RainbowGayDave is trying to convice people that men touching each other everywhere is good -_-
Wondersluts & i partied with Dunhill
Hee hee Lisa is so cute Here are some pics of her at the Dunhill partyin Bangkok Jazz last month I edited them damn long ago but didn’t finish up so didn’t put them up as well :p Okay oKAY doing the rest to post up now too
Em… Hey. I’m Joyce’s guest blogger for today, FoxyLisa. Be nice, I’m stage frightened. I’ve never written on a famous website before.
S’pose I should intro myself first. Hi, I’m one of Joyce’s sluts. I’d link you to a sexy pic of me but I don’t know how to use this thing. Ppl never even told me what font to use. I don’t know how fairies expect us normal people to magically know these things.
Uh. I really don’t know what to write. My only brief was: *write about your vacation or just bitch, lisa* But I don’t think anyone REALLY wants to hear about my fabulous vacation in Canada and what a great time I’m having bumming around for two weeks doing absolutely nothing but eat, sleep, eat and admire dandilions…
And so we’re left with bitching. But those of you who know me know what a sweet loving people person I am who would never ever let a single mean or horrible thing fall from my (foxy)lips.
So I have nothing. Oh, but look, this is already too long. My time flies when you’re flustered and babbling away. Ok, let us hope the fairy comes back soon!!!
Just came back from William’s with AdamPeterPan, AshleyTheMonkey & RainbowGayDave Adam and Dave are getting along so well… it’s… well, scary I saw some curry chicken stew in the fridge, being peckish and lazy, i picked a piece up with my fingers and chucked it into my mouth And it’s not bad at all…
Now i’m just reminding myself of my friend who buys MickeyD burgers, takes them home to place in the fridge till its cold THEN she eats them
HA, as i’m writing this, FoxyLisa (who’s in Canada right now) is telling me she prefers eating KFC cold Maybe there’re more Closet Cold-food-eaters then i know after all! *feels normal*
I’m supposed to have packed now but i can’t be fucked for the moment Supposed to leave for Malacca at 9 am… which is… in 5 hours time
Cheh still so much time, lepak first la Later sure rush though heh
I’m just going there for fun cos some friends have to go there for business and being the currently unemployed person that i am (till 1st of June anyway) I have the liberty of running off Can eat chicken ball rice and cendol! Plus my ponies have never been to Malacca ๐ I can’t bring Buttersparkles this time since she already went for the car ride and to the hilton last week, so its someone else’s turn hmm who shall i bring… *puts finger on chin thoughtfully*
This will be fun Get out of the city for awhile I’ll catch up on my reading and writing while the others are at work I wonder if there are any fairies in Malacca….
Anyhow, i shall get someone to guest blog for me tomorrow *semangat*
Zaidi Turned Five
Last Monday was Zaidi’s birthday
“Hey your birthday is coming. Watcha gonna do?” “Whoa. How you know?! I never celebrate my birthday.” “Fairy magic.”
My memories of Zaidi would be of Nizwani & me chasing after him to drink with us cos he can’t hold his alco for nuts It’s a bit pitiful cos the moment he manages to run from one of us The other will pop up of nowhere and he’ll be like, “Shit.” He reckons we’re both both evil fairy-believing alco-drinking madcappers
Anyway the picture below was taken after Zouk’s 1st Anniversary UrbanBaroque party Oh yea, it was also the night i blurted utter nonsense like ‘Ashley’s favourite tree is fried chicken’
This is how we bond Either i watch him chiowtut or vice versa
Hmm i don’t blog bout Zaidi all that often but there’s picture of him here with a strong face and here with a cookie on his strong face
I just thought of something. If i get diarrhea on the way to Malacca because of eating cold curry chicken… that will be so not happening. -_-
Okay fuck…. it’s amazing how immersing myself in writing makes time fly by like a mosquitoe you’re trying to catch It makes that annoying high-pitched sound when you’re busy doing something Everytime you turn to it to smack it deadsillyflat It disappears unnoticed
It’s 8:40 am I might as well stay awake till 10 am to go to the gym If i sleep now, i’m going to pass out till probably 2 pm Stu-pid Loowee blogged bout my forehead If everyone was as shallow as him, then gone la For noone would sleep with someone with one big arm and one small arm, right? That’s just too freaky
So here i am Listening to ModestMouse and loving every lyric and climb in the melody It’s making this moment seem absolutely superbly perfect While i’m licking the strawberry and vanilla ice-cream of my mother’s treasured table spoon Made of stainless steel with the swirls on it
Last Friday was Marco V @ Zouk The best drink to buy there is their jug of Long Island Tea RM 60 for a jug of yummyhighheaven Damn value
So Much For Control
I just painted my nails GivenchySephia
LaughingLoga bitched bout work and i layaned him while concentrating on getting them even
This was a mere five hours ago and GivenchySephia is chipping already
Now it canโt be my skills because i painted two coats on
*sniffs*
I swear to Fairyland and beyond that iโm going to get damn fat
Was stuffed with oysters liverpate salmon turkeyham sausages hashbrowns wine lychee & strawberry martinis cremebrulee tiramisu bread&butter pudding and loads more over the weekend
Throw that with absolute lack of gym
And iโm going to be a FreakingFatFairy!!!
So i come home today telling myself, okay, i already stretched my appetite silly over the weekend so must control now
Then at 1 am
I go eat chicken rice supper with AshleyTheMonkey and MafiaMary
So much for control fark
BWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itโs already 4:30 am but i must go gym tomorrow.
Must.
Go.
Gym.
RyanMukati is supposed to wake me up to go together, youโd better wake me fucking hell!!!
Joyce Throws A BF
*Bitch Fit
First you chuck ice down his pants
Twice
Trying to put you off, he makes me stand next to him and hugs me
When i run off to dance and drink, you tell him iโm a possessive girlfriend
Which i can assure myself iโm not
Girls can call/sms/chuck ice down his pants and i donโt do anything
Then
Whoa, this is the ultimate action
You grab his ass WHILE *IโM* TALKING TO HIM
Where the fuck did you learn your manners
This would be the part where i would stalk over and tell you off but he asked me not to do anything which made me more mad
So fine
I smoke two to cool myself off and continue dancing with a grim expression
I saw you standing when the lights in Velvet came back on and thought i should confirm whether or not you grabbed at him before jumping into the sea of annoyance and anger
So i went up to you and coolly asked
โDid you chuck ice down Adamโs pants?โ
โYeah! Do you want some? Itโs fun! You gotta have some excitement!โ
Okay fine, youโre tipsy so iโs gonna let it go
He might have made a mistake and thought you were grabbing him
โDid you grab his ass while i was talking to him?โ
โYeah.โ
-_-
โYou know. Thereโs a difference between fun and respect.โ
I said it very firmly without touching you, though really, i would have loved to scratch your face, give you two tight slaps and poured whiskey on you
*imagines to self gleefully*
Being as flirtatious as i am
At least i have the decency not to grab at someoneโs boyfriend
Even more so when theyโre right there
What do you expect me to do? Laugh and grab his ass together with you? Idiot.
Furthermore you’re married Perhaps your sex life is getting stale and you want to be experimental and fun With ice? That’s so high school Besides, doesn’t mean you have to bring it outside to strangers who don’t even know your name
And after all that, i overhear you saying iโm a bitch.
For what? Getting mad because you grabbed at his ass and i have no right to be mad?
Woohoo go ahead and send me to Anger Rehab, you cunt
At the same time i suggest you go read up on etiquette
So Sue Me
Blar… people have been blahing me for not providing entertainment for them when they wake up and are trying to get over a hangover or when they go into office I have things to do too, you know…
MafiaMary joined us last night She scoffed strawberry pie, choc milkshake and kept on holding her tummy while saying she was awfully full after I kept trying to chuck more creme brulee into her but she ACTUALLY REFUSED saying the sugar was gonna make her really high’
For all of you who know MafiaMary really well… Have you actually seen her refuse sweets or happyfood? No, right!
