Spots & Sore Throat

The spots are still on my ankles
I shall blog soon enough where they came from!

Today was one of those nights when you catch up with a friend and talk for hours and hours
U-Jin just got back from London and he had a craving
So we went for fondue and racklette at the Swiss restaurant in Ampang
Cheeseeeeeeeee all the way

So sinful man

Then we had tiramisu in Alexis

Even more sinful

0_o

I bumped into Rico and Hooi Chiat there
There were my former lecturers at The One
Such a pleasure seeing them somehow

I’m sleepy
The wine is making me sleepy

So for once the fairy will crash early

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Last Friday Night at TwilightActionGirl

My Carrie Moment

If you’ve watched the 6^th season of  Sex & The City then you’d know what i’m talking about

Fast Joyce Summary:

Carrie is in Paris

Carrie is feeling shitty in Paris

Even though everyone gathers she’s having a ball

Everything seems to be wrong and she’s feeling like shit

The first shitty thing that happened to her in Paris was losing her ‘Carrie’ pendant which was sentimentally valuable to her

This incident was ensued by a chain of other upsetting events

Okay back to Carrie in Paris
Carrie is feeling shitty in Paris

You get the idea

As she is going through yet another unexpected shitty moment

She realises that there is something in her Dior bag which she can’t get at

Jingling the handbag around, she discovers a small hole and WALA!
 

She found her lost-and-now-found pendant

And everything ends happily ever after as a chain of good events follow suit

Now that you got that down pat, here is why i called this My Carrie Moment

I had just come home from a long day out,

running errands and still feeling the blow from the previous Saturday’s incident
when i had lost my cameras and mobile phone.

Feeling that my bag and clothes didn’t particularly match,

I shifted the contents from my current handbag into another.

There’s that thing how girls have to match their outfit with their bags you know?

Suddenly

I feel coins underneath the lining of my bag

Hmm seeing my current situation, i need all the spare change i can get!

So i go through all the compartments of my HugeHandbag

Searching for the CoinsICannotGetAt

I started to get excited, remembering how Carrie found her pendant

Yet trying not to get vain hopes up

Remember how i wrote i was absolutely SURE i put my diamond bracelet into the side pocket and it disappeared?

Well

I found a small teensy bitsy hole in it

Grabbed at a pair of scissors and practically ripped the bag apart cutting it open

Dipped my long-fingered hand in and…

Found lots of spare change…

And my diamond bracelet…

And my new HP pen drive.

ohmyfuckinggod!!!

I was so ecstatic, i bounded downstairs at once to show Daddy

“Look! Look! I founD the bracelet!!!”

Upon explaining (in unnecessary detail) how i found it

Daddy was pleased and commented

“So now you have two bracelets…!” (cos he bought me another for my 22^nd birthday, lucky bitch me)

“Yup!”

“So now, all you gotta do is find your two cameras.”

Walau.

Talk about killjoy
His sense of humour… sometimes can die wei.

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This Is What You Call Layan

If you notice, i almost never put up this shit cos i just don’t like it
I think it’s stupid
I think it’s a waste of time
Who CARES how much space my music takes up in my pc!?
Is it in the future in any way going to save your life?

No.

But since two people i’m fond of have passed the baton on to me
I’m just going to layan them for once okay

*sighs as if you asked me not to drink for a month*

(actually. i would GASP if you did that)

I’m layaning AdamPeterPan  by doing this –

Total Volume Of Music Files On My Computer:
Whoa. I’m so not going to bother to check.
…
Shit i’m supposed to layan.
-_-

Okay i checked, it’s 12.8 GB

The Last CD I Bought:
I rarely buy CDs unless i’m dying for them… but anyhow, the last i bought was The Darkness

Song Playing Right Now:
Like A Friend by Pulp (courtesy of Rudy)

Five Songs I Listen To Alot, Or Mean Alot To Me:
Mr. Brightside by The Killers
One of those cool songs which just-so-happen to have a verse of lyrics that applied to me when it came out 🙂
Soul Sound by Sugababes
One of Shal’s and my fave songs that we listened to incessantly in the time we spent together
Feelin’ Love by Paula Cole
Soothing sexy song for those nights chilling out
Sephia by Sheila On Seven
Much meaning for me
Xing Qing by Jay Chou
My fave among all his songs, never get sick of it

And now
I’m layaning Aishoz  by doing this –

Total Number Of Magazines In Your House:
Okay. This is really too much la. TakkaN i walk around counting them all …

The Last Mag I Bought:
Tank

The Last Thing I Read Before Getting Tagged:
KLue’s latest issue

5 Mags/Books That I Read Often/Mean Alot To Me:
Pop
Vogue uk
Peter Pan illustrated by Eric Kincaid
Little Women (so boring sounding i know but i fucking love this book)
The Joy Luck Club

AHHHH DONE

I just felt like i did some homework    0_o

Today is Nazrul‘s birthday!

Nazrul works for TwelveSI and can be seen pottering around the entrances of  Bliss and Atmosphere
Now and then, many a fine chickadee will sluttily throw themselves at Nazrul into the hopes that he will bring them into the clubs for free
So now you all know why all the chicks do that to that guy with the white newspaperboy cap tee hee
 

And no, it wasn’t the cap after all

The Spots Haven’t Faded

What spots you say? The ones on my ankle. Red they are. Oh gawd i sound like that little green fellow on Star Wars, watsisname…

*thinks*

Shit
Me and my alco-memory is really getting to me sometimes

*thinks somemore*

*calls LaughingLoga*

“Did you forget that you already called me just now?”
“Erm no la, i wanted to ask, what’s that little green guy’s name on Star Wars ar?”
“It’s YODA.”
“Oh YAAAA thanks bye.”

*click*

Then i had to call him again to see whether he wanted to watch Madagascar with the Monkey and the Mai. Before i could spurt an apologetic hello for calling him while he’s at work,

“It’s Anakin Skywalker. Or Obi Wan Kenobi… Darth Vader?”
“No laaaa! Wanted to ask whether you wanna watch movie….”

Hmph
Some people think they know everythingggg

I woke up this morning feeling as if the Wily Coyote had dropped a ton of metal on me in my sleep.
My shoulders hurt. My back hurt. My arms hurt. The back of my arms hurt. My ass hurt.
Fuck, my whole body was aching
Even my tits hurt cos my period is coming
Bah

Jet-skiing for half a day really took its toil on our bodies.
I crawled up the stairs (i usually jump) this morning feeling like a creaky old witch and decided to skip gym even though i had already packed for it.
Takkan i go there and strain my poor muskels more!
Sore-nya….

But never the matter!

I’m going to eat Koay Teow Th’ng that i ta-paued from Penang while watching Friends woohoo!

*crawls off*

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I Have Spots On My Ankles

Just reached home from Penang
Can’t be fucked  to take off my make-up (which is bad i know)
AdamPeterPan is reading this as i type and bugging me to take it off

Our short adventure was awesome

KinkyPugKevin  was present
We all got along so grandly that we three are starting a blog together because we all obviously have no life

Say hello to

Chin Kuan Express

Okay i’m off to bed

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So It’s KL on Friday nite

Went to the STUFF mag party at Zouk last night with KelvinTSD & MafiaMary
We arrived kinda late as usual, with much regret cos the prizes there were fucking awesome
They had some really good shit going on – laptops, mobile phones, mp3 players
Bumped into RyanMukatiAbelHelga and GBKGobiJessie

I tried slutting myself in front of the stage while they played games, trying in vain to win something but i wouldn’t have been able to answer their questions anyway!
Damn sad man

Then SueThePixie (she’s tinier than me wee hee!) and SexyCynthia  asked me to go to Velvet
I dragged KelvinTSD with me
Oh yea, you know how i benci (HATE) it when people mistake my fairy tattoo for an angel?
Well someone said something worse last night

Adrian: Is that a grasshopper?
Joyce: IT’S NOT A GRASSHOPPER!!!!! *nose flaring* IT’S A FAIRY!!!
Adrian: oh. haha it looks like a grasshopper to me!

Let’s get this straight.

IT’S noT a freaking grasshopper.

*fairy anger*

AdamPeterPan came after work and he bonded with RainbowGayDave and KelvinTSD outside on the Terrace Bar
Dave: Hey, you’re KelvinTSD. You’re the one who took her pony for a ride in the car!
Kelvin: Whatthefuck. What Kelvin*T*S*D*! I need to have a word with Joyce about this.

“Joyce can you change the name ar. I dowan that TSD SHIT okay!”
“Why does everyone want to change their freaking cartoon name. Cannot okay. It stays.”
“Then how come Adam could change his from that freckled thing?”
“He obviously has extra benefits.”
“Ma chow hai, i just want to change it okay! It’s a small thing la, Joyce, it’s just changing the name! Not asking you to show me your tits also@!!”

Eh there’s nothing wrong with the name KelvinTSD okay
If i remember correctly, *you’re* the one who came up with it in the first place!

I ran up to the Loft for TAG with SueThePixie and SexyCyn
Bumped into Rudy
Someone from Malacca who reads my blog came up to say hi and bought me Malibu – Thanks Joshua 😉
I think it’s cool when that happens… the saying hi i mean, not necessarily the Malibu  -_-

Okay i gotta run, Adam’s picking me up in 30 minutes and i haven’t packed yet!
Tonight we party in Penang woohoo!!!

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