Isn’t that just one of the more disgusting sentences ever? I spent the whole hot afternoon photographing Malaysian kuih (afternoon tea cakes)
All sorts Black ones, brown ones, spring green ones Ones with glutinous rice, ones with coconut shavings, ones with prawn bits Sticky ones, pasty ones, chewy ones
And the one thing they all have in common?
The freaking oil.
It’s so damn oily, i keep on washing my hands as not to blar the camera I’m only done with the malay ones, haven’t touched the chinese ones yet I’m already so put off my dinner tasting them all, looking up at the ceiling in despair and criticising them
*20 minutes after typing the above*
Fuck man, i never WAS a kuih person The only kuih i really liked was that BlueRice one with Kaya I’m bitching so much now!
The fucking prawn bits are getting stuck in my braces I’m dropping coconut shavings on the kitchen floor Everything is so packed with flour and oil, i feel so siCK
BLEARGHHH!!!!
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Going to change now and pacify my sullen mood with good conversation and wine
AdamPeterPan and i were supposed to go to Malacca But we had to much fun in Duta Vista so we thought “Argh screw it we’ll go another time”
Below are the many obvious reasons why we stayed on
But i didn’t have beer, really I was all for the wine and Malibu!
You’ve already spotted two half-naked bodies so far So this was obviously a pool party There was lots and lots of yummy catered foooood
No, RainbowGayDave, Adam asking me to type that does not mean he’s gay Adam joking about being gay does not mean he’s gay as well Adam putting his arms around hot men does not mean he’s secretly gay Adam having many gay friends does not mean he’s a closet gay
I’m sure you get what i’m trying to say… So stop trying to get him off me for a bottle of Malibu and a fairy in a jar
-_-
Okay, back to that night…
“Guido has amazing skin…!” i whispered to Adam while staring at it wondering whether there was make up on “Well… he is a model.” “Oh. Ya.”
For fear of being thrown into the pool like some others i kept on hiding in the hotel room Not that i was being a spoil sport… Just that i didn’t bring any extra clothes and was wearing the urm tiniest of underwear
AdamPeterPan: If you get thrown in you could borrow my clothes. Me: *grunt*
SueThePixie, DreamerCyn and Peter were there as well Small world ๐
Eeyer My braces look a tad yellow-ey They always get like that everytime i eat curry but i love it too much to abstain from it for the sake of pristine braces
See below… Everyone still sober and well-behaved
Soddof….
SueThePixe looks dazed and confused here right?
Actually she’s just pretending and in fact, looking around to make sure noone sees her take the Malibu
Yup THERE WAS MALIBU!!!
“Eh Joyce! Guess what, there’s MALIBU!” “Where?!” “In the fridge… so nobody knows!” (all the alco are on the tables) “WooOooOoo…” “YEa! We can drink it all!”
Woohoo Malibu kaki
haha this is so cute
DreamerCyn steals the Pan’s thunder
We moved the party, people and decks into the room when it was much later I forgot when
Poor Jon’s head kept on getting cut out See Being tall is not always good
Damn pei right ๐ I’s drinking a martini given to me by Guido Then he came up a few minutes later with another glass
“Try this one!” “It looks the same! I already have a drink!” “This is different, try it!” “….*sips* Tastes the same to me!!!” “No, really!”
Hence i’m holding two drinks I couldn’t decide whether my tastebuds were damn off or he was damn off Haih, alot of us were quite off by then heh
There were loads of Tronkies at the party AdamPeterPan was scoffing them like anything
Fuck everytime i look at the photo above, i guffaw It’s just so classic
Okay getting damn lazy to edit pics already, there are damn alot you must admit L-R: Me, Nick, TzeYoong and SeaYen
This one stolen off Sue ๐
Most left really late We stayed and chilled Rina was playing some guessing game with us and i was so tipsy and tired, i couldn’t be fucked to figure it out Adam on the other hand spent ages layan-ing
Went to the loo before we left and guess what i saw? PassedOutPeter on the bed
TAG pictures up on SueThePixie‘s site I’m too lazy to put those up now Rather put up the Sat party ones!
Anyhow KevinThePug and i had drinks and dinner at Alexis Ampang before TAG Then we popped into Poppy to ladida with LaughingLoga and co AdamPeterPan finished work and met us at TAG Where Hmm I vaguely remember KevinThePug putting his hand on my chest
But AdamPeterPan didn’t mind cos Kev is confuckingfirm gay So hey If you’re gay you can touch me all you want
We left the city of kl at 7 pm and arrived in the island of Penang at 10 pm First thing we did was meet up with Frostie + his chick Joey to gobble down hawker food at Gurney Drive
I had curry laksa without myfavourite ingredientin it They ran out Wtf right
And what is my favourite ingredient, you ask?
It’s coagulated pork’s blood
*waits patiently for everyone to go ‘ewww’*
Eh don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, it’s not as gross as it sounds! Okay, prollie the reason i love it so much is cos Daddy used to feed me it when i was much younger and staying in Penang And i never knew what it was
By the time i found out it’s ACTUAL ORIGIN at the age of nine, it was too late. I was hooked. It’s like these gorgeous soft, rubbery cubes of brown that float around your curry gravy. Anyway fuck, i’m just thinking of the amount of people telling me how gross they think it is after reading this I’m just professing my liking for it okay
Not like i’m asking you to eat oso.
-_-
Anyway Right after supper, we met up with the rest of Adam’s friends Rushed to this glass sculpture exhibition where there was finger food, drinks galore and artsy-looking people milling around socialising Was in some loft hidden above an art studio (i presume, i wasn’t paying too much attention)
KinkyPugKevin was amusing I was just getting to know him then And the moment we both almost mistook a glass sculpture for a place to put our glasses on, I knew we’d have a meaningful relationship shining ahead of us (OMG I THINK mixing with adam is seriously making me corny like fuck)
*harrumph*
So anyway, one of the conversations i remember went like this-
Kevin: I don’t really like the wine… Joyce *sips*: Yea… it’s a bit on the rough side. At least it’s dry. I don’t like sweet wine. Kevin *looks around despairingly*: How ar… Joyce *continues sipping*: Huh? You want to get rid of the wine?! Kevin *stares at me*: Oh yea. I remember i read you drink everything! Joyce: Oi!
It wasn’t too bad la okay. It was bearable. He was just being whiny
Then we hurried off to Soho something something after that to drink somemore
AdamNickKyanRalfMichelleSuziePetaGuidoMichael stayed upstairs While Kevin and i trotted downstairs hoping to get in a few good songs to slut to No such chance Damn disappointing man
The Koay Teow Th’ng picked my mood up after that tho *yum*
Hmm that’s *quite* a number of photos of KinkyPugKevin ey? Quite the photoslut it seems ๐
Okay i don’t have time to put the other pics up yet but chucked in the group one
Justin Michael Jon Kevin Kyan Ralf Nick Guido Adam Elaine BadBoyBen Michelle Suzanne ME
… put the photos from Penang up but been crazybusy running around lately. And now when i’m free (soddof) i can’t due to the fact that AdamPeterPan doesn’t have Photoshop.
The horror. The inconvenience. Especially for me!
I’m starting to become so domesticated it’s alarming the wings off me. Instead of going Mambo tonight, i… (okay get ready for this) …
I stayed at home and compiled my photography Followed the boyfriend for some small stint he had at Hitz.fm Yam cha-ed with boyfriend and boyfriend’s friend Came home Did the dishes
And here i am now sipping on wine (ya la the alcohol had to come in sooner or later) while he’s sitting there like Gollum.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
PARTY FAIRY TONIGHT?!
This is so not right. Will make up for it this weekend
The Bump Under The Stairs.
fuck man
AshleyTheMonkey and i were just discussing pontianaks at the unearthly hour of 3 30 am
Which is supposedly the time when the spirits are strongest (2-4 am)
10 minutes after i hang up, i hear a bump under the stairs
A distinct bump
A distinct loud bump on a cardboard box
The moment i heard it
My heart leaped and my first thought was
Please be a rat
Please be a rat
Please ohmygod be a fucking rat!
And then had images of a Ju-On face peeping out at me from the dark gape
