WEEEE!!!! I didn’t think i’d be as ecstatic as this when i get a new handphone after losing my last one
Despite what appearances may seem, I’m not a gadgety person Yes, i would love to have lots of those FancyTecheyThingies
But then i won’t have any money to do anything else
I didn’t get a new hp when i first lost it cos there were other bills to think about It’s absolutely different sucking money off my father and living off my freelance paychecks since end 2004
Suddenly i don’t shop as much *crycrycry*
When i want to buy a CertainWonderfulSomething NeverBefore thoughts of ‘Do i REALLY need that?’ and “Remember have to pay for This&That” pop up
Let’s see, AshleyTheMonkey used to love asking me “Where did all your money go?”
Dentist bills Driving school bills (yes Joyce is finally learning how to drive… soon) Cab fare Food Wine
Tada All gone
-_-
Eh. Wait.
Why am i even talking about this I’m supposed to happily blar about my new handphone See how talented i am at deviating from the subject
Anyway the first thing i did was to…
Take pictures of FAIRIES and
put it as my wallpaper!!!
Then take BACKUP pictures of fairies
for a change in wallpaper!
And pictures of Malibu as well!!!
And My Little Pony pictures for
wallpaper too!!
I called AshleyTheMonkey and told her my HappyWallpaperAcitivities And she was like, “oo-kaY.”
Then i bounded to DaddyDearest and made him call me So that he could hear what his ringtone sounded like “Nice right? Hahaha, it’s supposed to be kancheong so i’m like ‘omg’ when you call” “What is that?” *listens to plops and buzzes*
Then i forced NickMyTallBrother to admire my Fairy Wallpaper “HeY. Look what *i* got!” *shoves handphone into his face* “Huh? What?” *blur* “See my wallpaper!” *continues waving screen in his face* “Ohhh.” *gives slight grin* “See… SEEEE!!! It’s FAI-RY WALL-PA-PER!!!!” *voice rises up and down in drama* “Erh, yea, i know.” *walks away* “Wait! WAIT!! Don’t you like it?! Isn’t it WONDERFUL?!!” “Mh-mmm. Yup.” *grins and walks upstairs*
Cheh Damn tak layan man
I’s actually looking around me to make sure he doesn’t see me editing this now Or else he won’t let me put it up But since it’s already up then nevermind, you see
Coinciding with our work trip was BadBoyBen‘s launch of Chic! cafe and bar Check it out *here*
It is definitely no small feat to get a club started up Plus giving Penangites a new set of ideas to look forward too
Congratulations, Ben! ๐
Ahhh it’s so nice that for once, i don’t have to think up a cartoon name for someone Cos he’s already had his for years!
After going through some food reviews on Thursday evening Anna, Kenny T and i pottered down Jalan Burma in Penang To arrive fashionably not-too-late
It was Lynnzter‘s birthday that night as well And since i was carrying the goddamn heavy SLR I became her Unofficial Birthday Photographer Documenting how difficult it was for her to open her bottle of champagne tee hee
She FINALLY got it open But couldn’t even spray the people who were taunting her with champagne cos they were carrying digicams Cheaters
As for me, the moment the cork popped I scurried away for i love the camera too much to get it drenched in alcohol (although i love alcohol too) Hence no snap-happy pics of Lynn shooting alcohol here
Ohmygodla I had to be damn gangster that night and shoo guys off Anna RightLeft&Centre Lynnzter helped as well Anna didn’t help one bit by being more cute and thus, attracting more men
I will always think of Anna and Kenny everytime i hear ‘We Belong Together’ now
I was kinda in shock half the night Because i’ve always seen Anna as the perfect daughter/employee/girlfriend/nice girl type
But after three cocktails, she’s partying hard Making Kenny T and i wish we were as budgetholic
Anna is a ClosetPartyAnimal I like.
Even after freeflow was over, BadBoyBen kept on chucking us cocktails
Never would i imagine myself in a position like this with Anna *points up*
Never.
With MafiaMary and AshleyTheMonkey, can la… With lotsa other girls, can la… But with Anna… So tak sangka man.
YuP.
Just proves to show that sometimes, making people drink will bring out the other side of them…
Thetables in the cafe downstairs had kick-ass names on each of them Like Gorgeous, Beautiful, Fabulous, Naughty, etc
Wait wait We *are* nice girls… especially Anna I know i can be a bit of a bitch sometimes Just because i’m in slight awe that we *look* like nice girls doesn’t mean i’m implying we are *bad* girls
WE ARE NICE GIRLS.
Do you want to know how to check whether your friend is really really as gay gay as he says he is? (This only applies to girls obviously, so Dave and Kevin, stop reading)
Step 1 Wait till suspect is tipsy Step 2 Position girlfriend-in-comrade behind suspect Step 3 Position yourself in front of suspect Step 4 Trap unsuspecting suspect (haha that sounds funny) and try sandwiching him Added Step Use of licking of tongue, rubbing of tits or stroking with hands is adviced for stronger test drive.
Anna and i tried it on Kenny T I think Lynnzter took this picture and caught on camera – Poor Kenny T squirming uncomfortably.
i think my tongue scared Kenny
Poor Kenny We’re sorry… kinda.
Then Lynnzter tried and he didn’t look as distraught Either he was getting used to the torture, My braces turned him off real bad Or he’s just layaning the birthday girl.
Then we tried it on BadBoyBen
… who started screaming in excitement
So confirmed straight, that one.
I like this picture of Lynn
Nevermind *soothes self* that’s what my braces are for And mighty soon, I shall have super straight teeth!…
But Lynnzter has super straight hair… *pipes up voice in head*
Doesn’t matter! i like my new short haircut as it iS
VoiceInHead: That’s cos if it grew longer, it’ll be all hutan and thick StrongThoughtInHead: Shut up. It was fine last time when i straightened it. VoiceInHead: Yeah… which made your hair frizzy when new ones started growing, remember? StrongThoughtInHead: Oh shuT uP. What difference does it make? We’re talking about straight teeth in the first place!!! VoiceInHead: Oh yea.
I really shouldn’t blog so late slash early Makes me go all crazy-like
omg all the girls are posing so miang I love it haha!!! Look at Lynnzter pose like Cindy Crawford modeling a watch Right?!
Haha shit I think Frostie will be damn careful when i party with him next time…!
Whoa You cannot fight with tongue action between girls
Okay serious fuck I’m damn lazy to put text on the photos already Damn chat alot okay
Anna looking like a Little Pony And BadBoyBen with NeatNoseHair
Theresa and Lynn
Ern and Frostie
Ish Wassup with the peace signs wei I damn hate that… abit jeng right
Wahey! AnnaClosetPartyAnimal and mE.
On the way down the stairs, there was a lightboard for us to sign on to commemorate its opening, i guess
It’s to be hung there forever and ever (so Ben said) So you can go see it ๐
I signed ‘JoyceTheFairy’
Someone else really tipsy *stares meaningfully at girlfriend-in-comrade* was scribbling ‘BadBoyBen Is Hot’ and ‘BadBoyBen Rocks!’ in every tiny space she could
They are very very dirty If you have seen them, you know what i’m talking about
They are deees-gusss-ting
So yea I just cleaned The Boyfriend’s nails Never have i done that in my entire fairy life Tweezed their blackheads? Yes Trimmed their nose hairs? Yes Cleaned their belly buttons? Okay, once.
But clean their fingernails?
GOD NO.
The reason i do all the above is because, ok fine Obviously they can’t do it themselves (for some retarded reason or other) And i’d rather just do it then stare at Mr. Blackhead cousin of Mr. Brightside peeping hello
I’m getting awfully FED UP of Xanga Deciding that it’d be muchmuch better if i have my own domain Who would like to design one for me? I can’t be fucked to fiddle around html !!! I’ll link you and drink Malibu with you
No seriously, i’m looking for someone to design one for me Email me k
I seem to be able to log in only at certain times and most amazingly (almost always) from Adam’s place
AdamPeterPan is sick Yes the poor thing It’s so cute how he hides and buries himself in the midst of all his pillows and blankets And because he’s so skinny
Sometimes i can’t tell whether he’s really there or not
Like just now
I walked into the bedroom to go to the bathroom Stared at the typical pile of soft whathaveyous on his bed thinking to myself Wah… really la, damn amazing man, i can’t even tell he’s not… AHHHH!!!!
I shrieked in shock cos he just stepped out of the bathroom as i was entering
So it’s one of those Unofficial Joyce’s Boyfriend Contract of Agreements you know Boyfriend sick, Girlfriend must layan boyfriend If Girlfriend is sick, Boyfriend is eternal slave *raises eyebrow slyly*
I was talking to darling Smalls online “What are you doing there?” “He’s sick la. So i’m doing my work here while he’s sleeping.” “Oh. So sweet. So you’re cooking for him as well? ….. Ohmygod. Wait. You’re going to kill him.” “Idiot. Well. I made him Milo…”
Look It’s not like i can’t cook okay I can when i want to Just that everyone has SO MUCH TROUBLE IMAGINING ME COOKING Especially bloody MafiaMary *kabish*
I was in a jackass mood last Saturday night Getting all comfortable clipping my nails and doing work Didn’t feel like partying hard, no particular happening event to go to So i erm canceled out on going to kl *heh*
Just as i was telling Adam that i would catch him later He said he hadn’t gone to kl yet and his friend Aaron wanted to meet me 2 minutes lateri was changing and wondering to myself Wait a minute… i was SO going to stay at home. What just happened… -_-
So Adam, Aaron and i went to Decanter in Hartamas where Aaron and i drank ourselves silly (we used Aaron’s bday two weeks ago as an excuse) And Adam drank Coke -_-
I know right Are you in shock? Adam doesn’t drink
Not for two years Not even wine Not a drop of shandy even Oh trust me, i’ve tried ๐
Perhaps i’m compensating for all the eating and drinking that he doesn’t do
** Edit **
Woohoo okay you can all stop emailing now, someone i trust will make a fantabulous website offered to do it for me, so HOORAYYYYYYYY Thanks to those who emailed me, i promise i will reply ๐
I think it was all the colourful cocktails BadBoyBen was serving last night that made me dream in colour I so rarely do It was a super long dream In a few sentences, i
Was a big rave with a group of Japanese teens Kept on bumping into AdamPeterPan I was supposed to go to London which traumatised me cos i’m not a LDR (Long Distance Relationship) person and couldn’t decide whether to break up Kept on entering rooms with cobwebs and spiders In which i met the MOTHER OF ALL HOLYFUCKINGHELL giant spiders This hugeass orange one (i’m not scared of spiders btw) Then i meet up with Louis and Guy Tan Their mom cooks us pasta for dinner
…
What a long dream full of incidences
Maybe i dreamt of Louis because i’m getting fat And the FIRST and WORST person to say it would be him The last time i put on weight he said my ass should have two area postcodes -_-
I sent LaughingLoga an sms while i was in the airport to leave for KL “I’m coming back i’m coming back I’M COMING BACK!!!” He replied “All hail the return of Joyce! *falls on knees with eyes to the sky*”
IdioTTTT It was just supposed to be one of those gleeful happy messages, you know?
