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Tuesday July 5, 2005

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I owned Adam’s Ass

Literally

After blogging last night, i poofed myself into his bean bag
And played X-Box with him

We played Star Wars

He beat me in the first match
Adam was JediKnightLuke
And i was JediMasterObiWan

After that i thought it only fair i just took the same characters as him
Just to see who could play better

Adam takes Luke
Joyce takes Luke

Joyce wins

Adam takes ObiWan
Joyce takes ObiWan

Joyce wins

And ohmygod (this is where public bitching comes out)
Adam’s a sneaky bastard!
We played lotsa rounds
And there was one round he won after the first, you know why?

His apartment mate came out of his room suddenly
Being decent, i hurriedly sat up and adjusted Adam’s long football t-shirt i was wearing
Adam stopped playing as i did this (OR SO I THOUGHT)

I look at the screen FIVE SECONDS later to see…

Adam whipping the ASS out of my non-moving character

 

THE CHEEK!

 

THE SNEAKY BASTARD!!!

 

THE CHEATING

BOYFRIEND@!!!!

 

I yelled and started pressing my control buttons furiously
Trying to catch up

He won
And started going ‘hee hee hee’ in glee

-_-


W T F

Not Shy. Nevermind. Let him win.
We continued playing and i kept on winning till he got  up and said hurriedly
“Okay, you’rebetterthanmeatthis, let’splaysomethingelse.”

I kept quiet and thought, ‘okay la, anything.”

Then we played this GAY ASS cartoon game
Where he didn’t exactly tell me what the controls are
And beat the total crap out of me 6 games in a row

Whereupon he started dancing in glee

Come on, baby
Star Wars versus GAY ASS CARTOON game?

Admit it

I owned you. Big time.

AND THEN

This morning, i come into work
And we start arguing on MSN about who’s better

Tonight.
Rematch.

Bring it on.


 

Lunch Break and Honeydew

Joyce is officially on diet
For all you people who keep on giving me annoying looks and that i’m thin bla bla bla
Just fuck off la okay

I’m small-boned
So i look skinny with clothes that hide my tummy fats
Plus i know how to dress and cover it up well (i hope)

I want to eat less, let me eat less la
Not like i’m asking you to eat less also

I went for a pretty big Chinese family dinner last night
Four families in all

My mother said i’m fatter then her now
My mother
That. Is the ultimate lowdown.

She was wearing tight black jeans, a fuchsia slashed black top and fushia high heels
I, her daughter
Was wearing a loose bohemian top, blue jeans and matching gold flats

Who’s the auntie now i ask you?
(pics will be up later tonight)

Monday July 4, 2005

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Journey To The Depths Of Ampang

CareBearJoanne  and i took the LRT at rush hour to Ampang Park
From there we planned to take a cab to a restaurant we had to review
In all honesty, it wasn’t in the depths of Ampang

The moment i saw the massive Friday evening jam
I said aloud slowly…

So we decided to hike it
Two girls with a bad sense of direction do not good travelers make

We asked for directions thrice

Passed an auntie lighting joss sticks at a Chinese altar at dusk

The thing about living in Malaysia is that you can find Chinese altars just about anywhere
Random places
At a curve in a highway tunnel
In a parking lot

Which is actually kinda scary
Cos then it sparks the wonderment of
Why they have it there in the first place…
0_o

Work was fine
We got stuffed with food and alcohol  for three hours

Then i hopped to Bliss to see some happy friends

We didn’t stay long there and went to Poppy in a bit
Where Lam was amusing me with his tipsiness

He kept on burning the balloons there with his ciggie
I just layan
I tried to make him stop
He didn’t layan

Then there were two
The rest got popped habis

“Pick one” he said
“For what? Dowan.”
“Pick one! Orange or green?!!?!”
“…. urm orange!”

He proceeded to pop the green balloon.

“Yayyyy! It’s your lucky day!!!”
He proclaimed proudly while showing me the remaining orange balloon

Yay me.

Then he popped it.

-_-

I think he lost the plot after 4 seconds

Went to find
AzwinAkhiCheeHooi after that in Passion

Where AzwinAndy was so insistent on temaning me to Terrace Bar
Thought i reckon he just wanted an excuse to see Marion

I’m not saying AzwinAndy is fat
Really la
Azwin, you’re not fat okay? You’re just nice
(think Goldilocks and The Three Bears)

AdamPeterPan on the other hand…

…..

Obviously needs more fats
So it only seems fair if you could give him some in that photo

Heck
If only *i* could give him some!

I don’t know why there were LightThingamajigs on Marion‘s face
Sorry Marion

This is really suCH a nice picture, non?

Adam, Marion and i promised to go back at 2 am
Cos we all had things to do early the next day

Sometimes we all break promises
It’s only human

Marion and i jumped into Velvet
Where we drank, danced and stayed till 3:30 am
AdamPeterPan had to stay too cos he drove us TEE HEE

James  is back from Manchester for awhile

The reason Adrian is HandsomeAdrian is cos ages ago
He saved his name as that on my hp
So it stuck

Okay
It’s almost 2 am
I have work tomorrow
Sipping on red wine now
Adam is playing with his X-Box so i shall join him for a tad
Before sleeping



Happy Birthday Andrew See!

I haven’t been able to see AndrewSee for awhile
But i adore him at any rate
If he were to be a cartoon, he’d be
A skinny cartoon rat with no food to eat
But always with a grin on his face

Saturday July 2, 2005

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:edited:

The Evil Has Begun

What evil?
The Nationwide Malaysian Sale, that’s what’s evil

AdamPeterPan kicked me out of bed today
For my editorial meeting at 1:30 pm
I trotted into the meeting room holding a carton of apple juice
Helps dehydration from super-drinking last night
๐Ÿ™‚

Kenny T looks at the juice
“Hangover ar?”
“No la… i don’t get hangovers.”

It’s true… i just get really DEHYDRATED
And proceed to fill myself with all sorts of liquids
Like tomato juice, apple juice and soup

After the meeting i’s supposed to see Adam for lunch in 1U
But all the evil ‘sale’ signs distracted me and i didn’t end up eating

The damage….

i swiped my lovely card
*lowers head down and looks up with cute innocent eyes*

At the third shop,
“Baby. It’s the second of July and you already spent – – – (sorry censored amount) with the card.”
“They were nice dresses! And i bought tops that i will work in!”

I got dragged out of 1U within 20 minutes

Oh lord
I shall have massive bills end of the month….

 

Finally continuing the last Friday pics
There are more pics and i can’t catch up posting them all up la

Jean Paul Gaultier party at Bliss Twelvesi
At a party that is to promote make up for men,
It’s no wonder that a good portion of the crowd were models and gays
Joyce likes ๐Ÿ™‚
Yesssssss

:edited:

Damn sad i keep on blogging halfway and havE to run out

Okay yes
Back to the party
By the time i’m writing this i have no more semangat to storytell
-_-

There were happy cocktails all the way
KahluaOnTheRocks and WeakLycheeMartinis
But the good thing is
The freeflow didn’t stop halfway like at SO MANY EVENTS nowadays
 

Bumped into Guido and Jon
Whom i last saw at Peter’s Party

Do you see how i managed to take a photo of them from eye level?
No no i wasn’t wearing SuperHighWestwood heels or anything

I stood on the podium

Not shy

I felt like a midget the whole night
Already i feel like a midget once in a while during the day

(Adam is reading this as i type.
Adam: “Once in a while? How bout all the time!”
Me: EH.)

But that night i felt SuperExtraMidget cos everyone was towering over fairy me

Lalala pose pose pose

Mary looked absolutely elegant
I likEEEE
Yesssssssss

Oh yea
There was someone i thought was quite hot
I won’t write his name here so i can save his face
(And my ass from being kicked if he reads this!)

And then
When i spoke to him
He spoke bad english

Aiyo…

So lost points then
I figured he would have been more attractive if he had just stood there and posed handsomely

Guido hiding backstage before the show
JPG had three models pretending to wake up
Wearing bathrobes while putting make up on

Guido opened his bathrobe at one point
He had nice baby blue boxers on
Quite a few screams were heard

Barrington‘s towel dropped at one point
But he had boxers on underneath (of course)
Quite a few disappointed sighs were heard

Hmm, why ar?
See, people are always like that
Give one inch, they want a foot-long sausage

Everyone trying to close their eyes like the model on the poster

Me: My head looks so small next to his right?
Adam: Well. It would be weird if your head was on his body right.

Nazrul and i
I think he’s going through a face-lift
Cos he stopped wearing his signature WhiteNewspaperBoyCap
Damn hard to find him outside TwelveSI now

This is another cheating picture
I’m standing on steps
And Guido is crouching

Actually there are somemore photos…
0_o
Cannot la
Seriously no time to upload all!

Friday July 1, 2005

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Joyce’s First Day Of Work

Hey… i don’t see where my tools are to edit my fonts on the Mac
So jackoon

I am going for lunch with AishozCravesCoffee
I miss her dreadfully ever since our bitching college days are over
And she had to move so fucking far away

Now she’s a Junior Art Director already
*beams proudly*

We are going to Modesto’s Hartamas for lunch

Now Joyce poses the Question Of The Hour…

“Is it okay to have wine with lunch on the first day of work….?”

0_o

Besides that difficult Question Of The Hour
GUESS WHAT

I got my credit card back from my dad
Somehow i have the feeling alot of people went ‘oh no…’ when they read that

I feel i can manage my spending a bit more now
Plus i need it. Cos freaking freelance work pays so late -_-
Pokkai fairy

Last night was pretty active though i was advised by AdamPeterPan to tone down and get an early night for work today

Went to Bangkok Jazz with LaughingLoga and EeHan and his CarlsbergCrew
Before that LaughingLoga had to run an errand so i layaned diri in Segafredo with wine

Thursday June 30, 2005

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I Wanna Be A Real Boy!

Yeah
AdamPeterPan kept on chanting that upon completion of my new haircut today

Went to The Lab in Hartamas
I totally trust Rico with my hair so i didn’t even bother asking him what he’s doing
When i looked up, i was slightly taken aback by how short it is…

But i loVE IT

Not that i want to be a real boy, don’t listen to silly Adam
I like being a girl and wearing slutty tops and EvenMoreSlutty skirts
Now that i have short hair, i reckon i have to dress sluttier

Why?

Because i don’t want to be mistaken for a butch
I don’t mind being mistaken for a lesbian
But i like the GirlyGirlFemme look
So that’s why

oh crap

I gtg for food review now

Will bitch more later