Hmm editing pics till almost 5 am and
Having to get up at 7 something am is not very funny at all
Especially on a Sat night
sob sob want to sleep
Listening to ‘The Bravery’s Unconditional
waiting for some pics to burn
working all sat and half sun
But i have tues off yAYYY
hardworking fairy 
I Don’t Care Anymore!
I don’t care anymore whose dishes it is!
I don’t care anymoe whose stupid rubbish it is
I don’t care whose ciggie butts are they
I don’t care whose mineral water bottles they belong to
I don’t care who left the damn plastic bags lying around
I don’t care whose half-empty drink cans they are
I’m sleepy
I’m tired
And i have to fucking stress out cleaning the kitchen JUST COS I WANT TO COOK SUPPER
You two
Yes, you two – Adam and Josh
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE APARTMENT before i become that bitching girlfriend that CHUCKS EVERYTHING into BOTH YOUR ROOMS!!!!!!!!
I had a jolly happy night drinking at Bangsar, Atmos and Zouk and i come to this shit!!!!
*screams like a pontianak*
The only thing i can assure is mine are the wine glasses in the sink and i’ve washed them
holy fucking hell!!!!!
Scrabble on Sundays is the Shit
LaughingLoga is as cruel as they come sometimes
I was hopping up Telawi Street
Just having had a SundayScrabbleSession in La Bodega
Having gone to Poppy the night before, he lamented
“Yesterday was like International Ugly Day man… it’s like all the ugly
people were allowed to go out and club.”
“Fuck man, i can’t believe i have friends like you.”
“What?” *konon innocent face*
“Oh well. At least having friends like you give me substance for my blog!”
BenHoTheHo was there as well
He peeped at the pages of the fashion mag i was flipping through
Maybe he was trying to practice spotting out real girls from fake ones

As i paused on an Hermes ad, he spoke up (as he always does)
“HeY, what’s thaT?”
“What??”
He shifted his head to the side slightly to face it right-side-up
“Ohhh Hermes! I thought it said Herpes! Was thinking what kind of brand is that!!?”
Me: 
Now everytime i walk past Hermes i think of Herpes instead
Bloody hell
Spreading the Fairy Love
I brought this book that Andrew gave me for my birthday
For CareBearJoanne to read
Was telling PassedOutBen about it happily
“I brought my colleague a fairy book to read! And you know whAT, another colleague here has a fairy figurine on her desk too, like me!”
“I swear you are trying to start some secret cult.”
*ignores* “Then there’ll be fairy lovers everywhere!”
“And i’ll hunt them down and kill them aLL!”
World Rainforest Musicfest 2005
Friday
I touched down in Kuching at FREAKING TWO AM
Stupid flight got delayed by an hour
Poor ShalMalibu and SweetSarah were dying by then
From henceforth, all SuperMalibuFans shall be *name*Malibu
I slept over their place
I had stayed there before for a week when Shal launched her first album end of last year
It’s a creepy old house …at times
At times like 2 am, definitely creepy
We walked up the stairs into the hallway
The thing about the hallway is that it’s not *just* dark
It’s mighty shadowy and i get an eerie feeling there as well
Like there’s always something above or behind me
Not good, not good
There was a single bed there
“Oh hope you don’t mind, you’ll be sleeping here tonight,” said Shal
“Oh okay, sure!” i replied chirpily
Ohmygod this is sooo creepy wahhhh crycrycry
Then she continued walking up the hallway and i trotted behind
She turned around and grinned
“I’m kidding!”
“PhEW… fuck damn scary la sob sob”
“Did you reaLLY think i’d let you sleep heRE?!”
“How i know…”
“My mom suggested telling you that! She said ‘oh Joyce will probably say okay la la la”
Damn jahat
But her mom is supersuperdupernice
I remember she always gave us three, hugs before we went to bed last year
The next morning they took me to eat kueh chap before i left for the festival
Picture in post below

Oh yeah, besides Malibu, Shal loveslovesloves fairies too

Perhaps that’s why we bond so well
AndyKho and JoyceSuperKumQuat picked me up together with Andrea & Georgette from Borneo Post
Driving from Kuching to Santubong takes about half an hour
There was a massive balloon at the entrance

Andy introduced me to his friends from kl, JollyAlan and FionaMalibu
We hit it off straight away due to our love for alcohol
We chatted and chatted and chatted
And ohmygod it’s a small world after all
They were actually supposed to join Adam & i at Penang cos they know the whole group that was there too!
La la la happy happy
So we sat there and continued tani-ing till late

Do you know how much the beer there costs?
Do you know how MUCH THE BEER there COSTS?!?!
It costs… freaking FIVE BUCKS a CAN.
Holy coW!
Say it with me…
HOLY COW.


The sun was setting and i was testing out my flash in the evening light

Throughout the whole day there are a variety of workshops for you to choose from
All educating the crowd about random world culture like
Square dance music and early American songs
Native village stories from S’wak
Thai dance movements
History and culture of Mongolian music, instruments and songs
Gypsy dancing
You get my gist, things like that
Definitely not everyone’s cup of tea (especially KennySia)
But most definitely mine

The first one i went for was
Heartbeat of Africa
The dance percussionists are called Yelemba D’abidjan from Ivory Coast
Throughout the weekend they performed traditional songs and dances based from tribes of the Senoufo, Guere, Yacouba, and Mandingue
(those who guessed i’m copying all this from the guidebook put your hands up)

They were very muskular ooh yes they were
I thought this one *points up* could look like some guy from B2K
So hot… *tries not to pant*


They were so so energetic and jolly the entire time
The tempo was lively and it was difficult not to grin and move along to the beat
Rarely do i see such heights in energy and bloody hell is it contagious!


I bumped into Nisha there among a whole load of random people
But i like Nisha so i took a pic with her 


Nisha damn smart
I was telling her i took this before picture while they were setting up for the first night’s concert
And she replied
“I bet there was no ‘after’ right?”
“Urm heh yea…”
“Tipsy right!”
“Urm heh…”
It just… slipped my mind, that’s all
0_o
The first night…

I went to look for Justin most of the time

Such difficult decisions to make… tsk tsk

Edit: okay. Someone just told me thAT guys name is Bernie
Perhaps i should screen all the pics throught ppl first :p

Rina is absolutely tiny
So Henry is not that… tall either

Yeah, i had a crush on Justin when i was aged 9-12
Longest crush ever and i never spoke to him
And by the time i do a decade later
It’s alllll gone
Tsk such bad timing haha
Filtering Like Fuck*
I’m taking ages *just to* filter through the photographs i took last weekend to post them up
This is taking DAMN CHAT FUCKING LONG so you can imagine how many there are!!!
So tonight
I won’t sleep at Adam’s
And blog instead

I just guest-blogged on PassedOutBen‘s blog
So. Cannot. Make. It. Dot. Com.
I’m back to that position of juggling time between
Work, boyfriend, family, friends, blogging, chores
And i’m only getting half of that done hand-in-hand with very little sleep
I really really wanted to edit the kuching pics last night
But i finished work at 11:30 pm again
Saw PassedOutBen and AdamPeterPan
And didn’t have energy to blog
So cannot make it dot com
I’m to watch FantasticFour with Adam tonight
Just as he bought the tix this morning
EditorIan gives me two passes for it
-_-
The irony
So i’m giving it to AshleyTheMonkey and MafiaMary
KinkyPugKevin sent me this damn off sms yesterday:
The pug is tired and starts thinking of alcohol which leads me to missing you. Aww…
>_< oi
Ants In My Pants
Yesterday i felt a sharp dot of pain on my bum
While having a conversation with someone in the office
Restraining from yelping out loud in pain and hopping
I ran into the bathroom to inspect my injury…
… and found a giant red ant taking a happy stroll in my panties
0_o
Ants in my pants?! Wtf
Not funny man
Do you know how very the painfuls red ant bites are…
Whatmore on such sensitive areas
How the hell did it even get there?!
See even the ants wanna get in my pants

Currently Inactive
It was pretty busy this morning till afternoon in the office
I was doing a simple product shoot of clothes we loaned from
DKNY, A/X, Levi’s (Levi’s Ashley! Levi’s!!!!)
Repeat –
Loaned.
It’s a bit sad cos then i finger the ones that i fancy lovingly
Jolted out of daydreams when i look at the price tags
Ooer that’s a quarter of my pay, can die
I stood on a glass table to take aerial shots of them
Not sure if this is how they do it in other places but fine i’m being pariah
Hoping that the glass table wouldn’t suddenly shatter under my new-found beer weight
:p
So there i stood in my Cartoon Manchester United socks
From the children’s section of Marks & Spencer’s
Trying not to topple over comically
Last night Su from Cleo sat on my left at the dinner
She’s absolutely right saying that she shops more after working regarding fashion all day
I’m so tempted to go shopping now
No joyce. Go home. Go home and edit pictures
*bawls*