Taking a leisurely stroll down my road I saw flowers a-peeking at me Begging me to take pictures of them Till they were squeaking with glee
Don’t Fuck With The Feng Shui
Daddy and I have short quaint conversations Usually with him trying to be funny and me protesting
Like just recently, he jovially suggested to me “Hey why don’t you move out? Then i can rent out your room.” “WhAT?@” “You barely stay at home anyway!” “Then where will all my stuff go!!!” “Put in the hallway la.” “hA. As if you’d do that, then your feng shui will be all screwed up.” “…. nevermind can get money from renting out your room.”
Hah. There was slight hesitation. My father won’t fuck with his feng shui wan. Yay i win.
A Little Bit ‘O Bread
and NO CHEESE!
That line has been repeating in my head repetitively the whole day That’s just weird Then again, some people say i’m weird
I’s reading GQ in the office today And there was this line that really amused me
Parts of the restaurant were made out of 2,500 year-old wood. And i guess that’s what 2,500 year-old trees aspire to become – doors.
It just struck me as tragic and funny at the same time.
As you can tell i’m just rambling for the moment I don’t have any photoshoots today and am just reading magazines in the office GQ tends to make me sarcastic, snobby and find fault with everything (no matter how miniscule) around me Vogue tends to make me jaded and want every goddamn artsy fashionable glittery and expensive thing existing. Want to be famous. Want to be revered. Want the perfect skin-toned body. Want the perfect dermatologist. Want e v e r y t h i n g. Want want want.
Then again they also remind (and inspire) me of certain ThingsToDo that i’ve tucked away due to procrastination – the evil root of slowing down success
Like organize personal experimental photoshoots And start painting again (which i haven’t done for so long i think it’ll all come out blobby now) Read all my HalfWayRead books
More Pies
AdamPeterPan is still calling me porkpie I have gotten used to it as a loving nickname *self consoling* He broke into a chant the other day
“Porkpie!… Mushroom Pie!… Chicken Pie!…” “Oi… want to sleep alone tonight is it.” I steelily interrupted “…… no.” *small voice*
They were an obvious favourite with a number of the audience throughout the whole festival
Just looking at him gave me neck ache…
“Don’t Blog Bout Me Kay.”
I went to watch the premier of The Island just now with ACertainSomeone
First he was hiding from someone else before the movie
I didn’t question his motives and let him play hide and seek as i watched in amusement
He was still playing hide and seek after the movie
So much so that i had to line up by myself to get back both our electronic devices
Security was pretty strict, i had to give in my mobile phone, PDA and digicam *plus* the had guards standing next to us during the movie
Yay free movie for guards
-_-
Such a gentleman
ThatCertainSomeone theN explained why he was hiding when we were in the carpark
“Eh sorry la… i’m scared she sees you la, then she’s such a big mouth will go tell Deepak(i’m just using a fake name obviously. And Deepak is a funny name) that i was out with you.”
Obviously he sort of likes Deepak
But anyway, i was like
“Oh… say so la. Why so stress. Me only what.”
“No man… dangerous.”
-_-
After i started shouting the girl’s name in the carpark
And he tried shushing me while i got stomach pains of laughter
I asked my cousins and PassedOutBen to join me for a food review the other day There’s no way i can finish all the food by myself And wasting food is a sin, non?
Therefore i have this list of people who are Currently unemployed or on holiday To accompany me on these little work trips
Jing Hua and Smalls came I love my cousins But they sure made hell of alot of noise while i was taking the food pics Cos they wanted to eat
Throw at you then you know
JingHua just came back from London She got me a lovely Lulu Guiness bag where she was interning weee!!
After taking many a photograph over the weekend Now i’m pretty free And the designers are the busy ones
La la la can’t wait for to see the mag this coming month and how it looks like I saw the cover already and it’s gorgeoussss Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous
I got not one But TWO *holds up two fingers trimphantly* pictures of MyLittlePonies in the July issue! When i happily announced the news to AdamPeterPan His head drooped slightly and he went “ookay…” But i didn’t care, it was as if my Life Long Goal was to get my ponies published or something
I have tomorrow off and i damn well plan on relaxing tonight No running around No taking pictures No fiddling around with the pc
Just relax
So i’m bringing the foie gras that U Jin bought me from Paris Adam’s getting the wine & a baguette And we’re gonna watch a Beethoven movie and chill
Sounds like a plan
My Mother Kononnya Cun
I was waiting for Shaun to pick me up
My mother had draped herself across the couch
Like a tired towel
I sat myself down on the footrest in front of her
“Why do you look so tired?”
“I *am* tired. Government wasting money on us.”
My mother likes to quote random sentences
To urge us to question more I suppose
If you want to layan, you question why
If you don’t want to layan, you just go ‘oh ok’ and run off
Heh
But I felt like layaning
So I asked her what’s up
“What do you mean government wasting money?”
Apparently she got sent to this district-wide gathering of teachers in Selangor
Then she started talking about how she couldn’t recognize two malay teachers she hadn’t seen for the past two decades
“I tell you, I really couldn’t recognize them man.”
“Why la?”
“Haiyooo they look sooo auntie!”
“…….. and you look like a teenager la.”
J
So gonna get kicked out one day
I Didn’t Mean That
I wished for my ex to die
-_-
People emo-ing that i said i wished he was dead. nO.
What i meant was that whatever happens to him means NOTHING to me cos anything that happens to me would mean NOTHING to him
For me, not very fondly at all What do you expect me to do, Send them a birthday card every year? ‘Hey Happy Birthday and thanks for cheating on me with two other girls’
Adam happened to have bumped into that particular ex of mine
Him and me happened three years ago when i was nineteen and naive It ended very abruptly when i got enlightened by someone else that he was also seeing two other girls in different postcode areas So i didn’t call anymore And neither did he
Nice.
So there Adam and i were in the car today Trying to clarify whether or not this was the same person we were referring to
“He’s skinny.” “Yea he’s definitely skinny, like me.” “He’s got huge eyes. Like a cartoon.” “Yea yea that’s what i remember when i saw him, skinny with big eyes.” “Hmmm… i don’t care whether it’s the same person or not. It was so long ago.” “Well i think it must be, how many —–s can there be who dj in kl.” He pressed on “… true.” I nodded my head slowly “Was he having cancer already when you were going out with him?” “WhaT?” I wondered whether i heard right “Wait. I think he got cancer *after* you went out with him cos it was last year.” Adam said thoughtfully “Perhaps its all the karma hitting back on him.” I replied calmly “Baby!!” He slapped my thigh in the midst of driving in shock “What?” I rubbed my thigh in indignance, feeling just slightly bad “It’s cancer we’re talking about!” “Yea i know… but it makes no difference to me.”
Which is true. I really liked the guy at that time. I really really did.
The first time he called, i wondered why The first time we went out, i remember he liked the material of the Dockers skirt i wore The first time we kissed, i was so smitten i walked into my own gate after getting down from the car The first time i went over to his house, i let him make love to me The first time EeVon told me over the phone about what she knew, i physically stiffened and stoned before bursting into tears outside college
But that was three years ago
Apparently he got cancer I seem unperturbed And Adam probably thinks i’m evil
My reasoning is that Whatever happens to me now will have no impact on him whatsoever And likewise
