It won’t let me post all the nice pics i just edited Fucking hell!
I’m A Bit Stoned Today
Not in the literal sense, stop freaking out -_-
No pics up yet cos no time… I just went thru my organiser and realised i’ve spent the past 5 nights at AdamPeterPan’s place Whoops better show face at home tonight
Or else Daddy will suggest i move out again like last week
EditorIan, PrincessAnna and i went to tapau lunch at the nearby chap fun place As i ladled out my preffered grilled curry fish and spinach Big yummy brown cubes caught my eye ohmygod! i thought they only had those in penang!
I turned to EditorIan in disbelief with big hopeful eyes “Is that… is that pork’s blood!?” “yuP.” “Omg!” “Yup… knock yourself out…!”
And so i did
I joyfully munched on my coagulated pork’s blood with my lunch while watching Oprah with PrincessAnna Trying not to emo and have a couple of tears rolling down our cheeks Cos it was a pretty touching episode
Abit off right to cry while watching Astro in the office…
Now everyone can be enlightened on how your nickname came to be I’m just so nice
The Ex’s Birthday Is A-Coming
I was wondering to myself what i should get for AaronExSlut Or whether i should get anything in the first place
Is a card okay? Is it enough? Maybe i should make him one then it’s more meaningful What if he looks at it and chucks it into some lost hole in his room? Should i get him a present? Yeah i should get him a present Hmm i don’t think he’d get mE a present when my birthday comes Bah don’t be a bitch and calculate like that Okay okay get him something Something big or something small? Fuck la what to get him…
*Ponder ponder ponder*
Then i saw him online and started chatting And it struck me that i should just take him out for dinner
1. It would be a first. Heh. 2. We’d be able to spend some time talking to each other which i’d love 3. I *did* mention before that i would take him for dinner once i started working
So i asked him let me take you out for dinner? i think we settled on that last time when i said i’m going to start working
He replied thats usually my line.. now i know how it feels like when someone wants to get into your pants
Wah. I’s talking about dinner wei I guess he’s been asking alot of girls out to dinner
So i impulsively typed -_- walau. i can assure you i’m not trying to get into your pants… Been there done that.
IC Please!
Goddammit!
Not again.
I figure the older i get, the younger i try to dress. As i cock my head to one side, observing the other girls milling outside Zouk, My cousin Smalls, comes to mind. She’s three years younger then i am But the last few times i met her at Zouk She’s looking really elegant and grown-up
And there i stood in my little red skirt and sneakers Looking like Little Red Slutting Hood
Got told there might be a raid So LaughingLoga, SmallInCertainAspectsJose and i left for Cream
I was being very domestic last night AdamPeterPan came to pick me up after his work at 1 am Whereupon i went home and we cleaned the apartment till 5 am
0_o
Yes.
The apartment is finally clean.
I can actually SEE the furniture MafiaMary, if you thought *my* room was horrible
omfg you would have just die-ded there I swept the place twice Mopped it thrice Adam sorted out all his shit
Imagine me… KinkyBlueFairy cleaning floors instead of partying in the wee hours of the night
What has the world come to
Tonight i shall be RainbowHappy and see how the relaunch of Liquid goes Maybe there’ll be some hot lesbians there And Adam is at work *evil chuckle*
Xiaxue got hacked Imagining me losing all my posts and writing and photos and memories is devastating enough Confirm i cannot remember all the things that happened to me 0_o alco memory all So what happened to her has instilled fear into my fairy heart To go save my writing…!
What Would You Name Your Kid?
AdamPeterPan and I were having a random conversation
“Mare said she’ll name her kid after me.” Adam proclaimed proudly “Jeez, I’d never name my kid Adam.”
I had always preferred the name Lucas or Tristan. He stared at me. I wondered what for.
“Well you definitely *can’t* name your kid Adam if you had one with me.”
This is the type of sentence that makes me stone *and* want to run for the hills, screaming at the same time.
“Urm haha…” “Or. We could call our kid AJ.” “AJ?! That’s just stupid!!!”
I told KelvinTSD about Adam’s idea on HowToNameYourKid and he joined in the fun “Imagine, me and Liz back then. Then what, our kid ought to be named KL ar?!!?”
I snickered. He continued ranting. KelvinTSD is such a ranter.
This was all on MSN btw and below is how it went between JoyceTheFairy and KelvinTSD:
Imagine if you and i were to hook up and i ended up shotgunning the both of us to HamKaChan land. We’d then call our kids KJ then we’ll move to KJ (Kelana Jaya) and i’ll make endless fun of him Or JK? JK Rowling… bleargh haha. Maybe the stars would have it right and our kid will end up FUCKING FILTHY RICH. Then we can live on Malibu Island and drink happily ever after! You’re forgetting the mindless sex Omg you know what. Some FUCKER yuck yuck yuck added me on msn from my blog, and his name was adrian (on his email) and i thought it was someone i knew Omg i can see what’s coming So i asked him which adrian are you and he sent me a picture of him masturbating instead. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ROFLROFL *traumatised* It’s noT FUNNY It is to me! BwhaAAHAHahahaA oh dear god, that was good -_- again. that was not funny at all. i don’t know hoW you can actually make me laugh at this So, your online persona and face grants you the priviledge of having men wanking off to your pix ew. ewewew Hold that masturbation thought, time for lunch i’m actually considering of doing the same thing too. weird -_- masturbate? now? can’t you just maintain till afTER work? jesus yeah. hang on, just need to load up your blog… goddammit why u have pictures of flowers on your blog wan nice wut not what i had in mind flowers are happy
Actually you know what I think our conversation in the beginning was pretty amusing as well It started off with me pasting a link for him
Postsecret.blogspot.com, go see ah yes i’m a regular to this site gets the mind thinking no wonder you’re so screwed up hee hee you’re not all that different actually unfortunately, most of it stems from a case of repressed narcisism and oppressed hatred heh my damn room aircon is a bit psycho today. no matter how high i turn the temp up to, it always goes back to 16 degrees. as such i now have frozen balls i wore a too-tight red thong and it keeps on getting up my ass on the office chair. damn annoying consider going commando. it’s a liberating experience not with a skirt dammit. oh wait. i havE done that before… damn long ago wish i knew you back then oh well long gone are the adventurous days why do women go commando anyway? was it for the thrill? hmm, i think it was more to thrill the boyfriend! i mean, its nowhere near as thrilling as say, me going to office without my undies. i mean, who’s gonna know yucK free testicles equals healthy sperm So you want to have a kid now la i’m still a kid, i cant possibly have one yet heehee i’m definitely still a kid! Can you imagine mE with a kid??? 0_o i might break him/her Oh, i can so imagine you with a kid. You’d have cook-outs in the back, telling your kids about life while the both of you sip down on malibu and play with my little pony i wouldnt worry so much about breaking them, so much as breaking the ponies lol shaddup, i’m giggling in the office Just imagine, AlcoholicWong, only this time its you and your kid. Christ, he/she’s gonna have a liver of stone by the time he/she reaches puberty “Sex? Who the fuck needs it? i drink hard liquor with my mom on a good day!” I’d be carted off to court idiot And i’ll be on the stand testifying for you la sayang i may not undertsand your sick obsessions, but at least i’ll help get you out of jailtime SO gonna write about this man Oh fuck no you’re not Why not? it’s funny!!!! Goddamit you ar everything also wanna blog. Ok la fine, its not like i get a lot of air time anyway Seriously, when i was reading Faces July issue while munching and i read your profile description, i almost choked. Did you really have to put your pony there lol i told my friend, she’s laughing too i didn’t have a picture! anad they were rushing me for it! and i was in adam’s place and the only okay one of me was of me lying on the bed with the pony next to my face….
