Exactly a year ago, FaiTheMai’s horrible singing woke me up  0_o

Stupid Xanga

didn’t let me put these pony pics up the other day.

Damn hard to load

Damn frustrating

*squints irritatedly at pc*

Anyway everyone was putting up such depressing pictures of the haze and shit
And i thought ‘what the fuck’

Already we look outside and see freaking gloom

Takkan come online and see the same shit

Hence

Happy Joyful Pony Pics!!!

On Thursday I Wrote

Since the haze is sooooo bad

AshleyTheMonkey mentioned that everything can be blamed on the haze

(as MaryBerry seems to be doing it a lot as well)

Moody?

Blame the haze.

Sick?

Blame the haze.

Lazy to go out with friends?

Blame the haze.

Got more pimples?

Blame the haze.

Lagging in energy to work?

Blame the haze.

Getting hyper without knowing why?

Blame the haze.

Crying?

Blame the haze.

Internet connection damn slow?

Blame the haze.

Don’t feel like screwing the girlfriend?

Blame the haze.

Armpits itchy?

Blame the haze.

Feel the need to drink more?

Blame the haze.

I was on MSN with AaronExSlut

“I can’t wait to drink beer later. Wash all the awful haze remnants down.”

“Where did you learn that.”

“Oh! Intelligent me came up with it myself! But first you have to start with Malibu…”

“Great. Future of the people depending on your medical consultation.”

Then he was telling me about some girl he was dating and acted differently all of a sudden

Trying to be a nice ex-girlfriend, i typed

“You know some girls are fickle…”

He typed back, “Yea. Girls are unstable, i don’t understand.”

I retorted, “Hey i’m stable!…. sometimes.”

His answer?

“BWAHAHAHAH!!!! You’re as unstable as a boat in a storm.”

I typed back furiously fast, “Ma hai i was trying to be nice okay!!!”

Wahfuckinglau.

Too much man some people.

Trying to be a nice exgirlfriend all and kena insulted -_-

People like FaiTheMai has alot of anger in him at the moment

Sorry to hear what happened to you man… *hug*

You should go drink beer.

Dammit.

I *have* to stop talking about beer.

It’s the fucking haze man… the fucking haze…

ALL THE HAZE’S FAULT.

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I just watched Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

After reading the book more then five times as a child

I guess it was only to be expected that I got awfully disappointed by the movie

Compared to Roald Dahl’s other books-cum-movies

Matilda

The Witches

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Exactly a year ago, JoyceTheFairy went into heart arrest

Joyce Causes Cam Havoc

AdamPeterPan cajoled me into being asked a question in front of the camera for the Quickie at GSC 1 Utama

“What?! Dowan la!”

“It’s just a small thing, pleaseeee!”

“No! It’s too cheesy seeing i’m with you and all.”

“Noone will know! We can just pretend you’re a stranger.”

“Dowan.”

“I drove you 700 km for work last weekend!”

I gawked.

See. Boyfriends.

Pulling out the wild card when they want something.

Wild cards are bound to be under their wing

Just whether or not they decide to use it

So i complied

It was to be related to the movie – The Island

ProducerMel started rolling the camera

“So, if you had many clones of yourself, what woud you* do?”

Adam asked me energetically

“Hmm, i would go out with alot of people and noone would know!”

I replied cheekily

Obviously he tried another question after that one

Mel started shooting again

“If you had to bring *one* thing to an island, what would it be?”

Adam said effervescently

Mel panned the camera to me

“Malibu!”

I almost shouted without hesitation, “Malibu! Alcohol!”

Mel’s head popped out from the side of the camera

“Nooo!! No mention of alcohol!!”

Oops

I forgot the show has a lot of young viewers and alcohol is not to be mentioned

Cheh no fun
 

So Adam asked the same question again

Camera starts rolling again

“If you had to bring only *one* thing to an island, what would it be?”

He was still so energetic

Wah not sickening ar repeating the same question over and over again

Respect

“Tampons.”

I replied with a closed smile, didn’t wanna flash my braces on cam

…

“Haha that makes sense,” Mel smiled as he walked off

“… can’t you say something NON-dodgy?!” Adam sputtered

Heh

Guess he won’t be asking me questions in front of the cam for some time

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I try not to walk home anymore cos of the haze
So i get all Princess-like (learnt from Mary) and get people to fetch me 200m home

I’m such a lovely sister to have

Exactly a year ago, JoyceTheFairy wanted to kill Illustrator

“Joyce, are you… Are you crying?”

RyanSoosayRaj enquired gently.
We were on the phone planning what time to meet up for drinks.

“No i’m not. Fucking haze screwing up my sinus la tiu.” I sniffed

Even last week when the haze was still bearable enough to be ingored by all –

“Joyce, you crying ar?” someone asked me in concern last week in Mambo
“No la! Haze blahing my sinus!” I shouted over the music, putting the glass to my lips
“Oh, thought what. Sick somemore want to come out.”
“I’m noT SICK. It’s the haze!” I protested

You know, on Tuesday night,
I could still pretend
That I was in London
That it was misty instead of hazy
While blasting the air con in the car
Fake-mistiness + cold = Joyce being delusional (as if i’m not 24/7 anyway)

Tonight i just couldn’t

My eyes have been stinging all day even while in the office
I keep on blinking like an owl and look UTTERLY miserable
Blinking and sniffing like a blind mouse

Forget the KinkyBlueFairy
It’s BlinkyTissueFairy now

AdamPeterPan and BhaveshCanDrive are in the living room
Talking about cars *snore*
And watching wrestling *snoreeee*

I’m waiting for RyanSoosayRaj to arrive and cure me with alcohol
Actually, no la
I wanna catch up with him before he flies back to London on Saturday
But he’s bringing alco so…

Bring It On La!

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Atrocious Haze

This blog thing is annoying the fuck outta me
I jusT about managed to upload TWO measly pictures
And then i wrote about my remarkably happy morning

And then everything disappeared

w

t

f

….

*tries to remain happy*

….

….

*breathes in and out*
*coughCOUGH*

Haze dammit…

….

*think of fairies joyce think of fairies*

….

Okay.

Exactly one year ago, i was happily colouring ponies
Since i’m so free in the office today, i decided to commemorate the anniversary
And started pasting the links on a few friends’ MSN windows insanely

I got some responses…

Zaidi: I will never be bored again
Lol* walau damn sarcastic :p

XesChengLeong: My little ponies encourage beastiality
Wtf….

KelvinTSD of course, had  much more to say as always

My colleague saw what I was doing and shook her head. See la now what
ppl think of me.
LOL
Were you actually colouring? Or just opening the link?
lol, my beach pony is a hideous mixture of lime green and some sort of red
i wanna seee!!!!
printscreen and send la
eh dun wan la.
my colleague began pointing, so i closed the window out of shame
🙁  fairy so sad
eh malu la wei.
summore now i moved outside, whoever is at the door can directly see my screen wei.
mahai where can macho editor like me be seen colouring my little ponies
lol

Lynnzter and i coloured ponies in the office too!
She was showing me hers *claps hands*
Want an Adidas Coke shirt? *click*
It just hit me that the people i was crapping with online are all in media
Does this mean that we’re all damn free…

What a stupid question – OBVIOUSLY!

But only for today la
Wait till all the assignments come in then cannot blog in office anymore

Besides that the

HAZE IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS

FUCK INDONESIA, man i swear

“You didn’t take citrus, right?” Princess Anna said to EditorIan
EditorIan has asthma and
Asthma + Citrus = Triggering of Asthma Attack

But JoyceTheFairy was blur, so i just had* to ask la
“Huh? What’s with citrus?”
They told me and i oh-ed in understanding

“So that means cannot drink limau ais even,” EditorIan continued explaining
“Oh wow,” I digested that information, thinking that ice lemon tea isn’t a difficult thing to give up
“Oh, and alcohol also.” He finished
“POOR YOU!”

The horror.

This was taken about two weeks ago when i went to his house to look for food

So obvious i’m damn free now…
I’m going to pick up my new IC in a bit
My temporary one expired on the 2nd of August

0_o

This is an excellent example of  Classic Joyce Action

I Feel Like A Policeman

Cos i’m having coffee and donuts now
I’m supposed to eat less…
But cute little colourful DunkinDonuts were shouting out to me
As i walked past them in Ikano after lunch

So i bought a box to share out in the office
Bloody hell noone wanted any
All dieting sial

Except PrincessAnna who couldn’t tahan and grabbed a few after 4 pm
She states that as teatime bwahaha so cute

Hot Italian Guy

Now that i’ve gotten the attention of most women and gay men…

I’m supposed to photograph Patrizio Buanne  in KL Hilton this Saturday
He’s apparently an Italian version of Michael Buble and famous in his own right

Showed his link to a particularly hot cousin of mine on MSN and she’s like:

Omg who’s that?! *pant*
Hee hee i know right, so hottttt *saliva dripping* taking photos of him on sat.
I wanna come! I wanna come! I’ll be your PA!
Can’t la… it’s for work. Or else you’ll sure be my first choice being PA *grin*
I promise to look professional… and i won’t molest him
Eh walau don’t la sound so desperate, another writer and i supposed to interview him
Aiyah
That’s cos got not cute guys here
So now targeting European guys la
Well mine’s half half haha
Yeah you have one
So now you gotta shoo the rest my way
Lol blog bout you then you know
Hey! Yeah ok!
Post advertisement
Walau i’ll be flooded with emails you crazy bitch
Say your cousin is looking for a great guy with sweet personality and drop dead gorgeous
Haha that should eliminate most
LOLLLLL
Fuck man i’m still laughing

So there you go
My cousin is an HST

Hot Single Twentysomething

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