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Thursday August 25, 2005

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IF I Wasn’t Going To S’pore…

I’d go to Hard Sequence, confirmed.
For presale tix call PassedOutBen at 012 3030 622

 

 


JappyCalvin & Beer

I met up with JappyCalvin in 1 Utama for dinner after work this week
We went to Seed Cafe for my usual smoked salmon salad

I miss hanging and bonding with Calvin!
After those happy days when HotJason, him and i were so free
Now our work only allows us to catch up about twice a month
What a major difference compared to practically living with them
They cooked and i did the dishes

We even went on an impromptu trip on Christmas Eve last year
This is Kuantan 1st Edition
The next day i blogged the 2nd Edition


 

PrincessAnna & Doughnuts

These are the evil doughnuts i was talking about yesterday



My Watery Eye

No…

No….

It cannot be…

Please don’t let me get a stupid eye infection when i’m going to Spore!!!
It got a tad swollen
Had yucky stringy booger transparent thingies coming out

Lunch time!!!

ciaus


 

Happy Friday Lunch

I’m all hyper and happy!!!
Must be the CaramelMachiatto from Starbucks after lunch
I’m just gushing with happy happy joy joy you’ll be sickened if you were near me haHAHA!!

I was telling Daddy last night that i will be away this weekend
“Eh, i told you right i’m going to Singapore on Saturday.” I said, while spray painting something in the back garden at midnight
“Well, i haven’t mastered the art of reading minds yet.” He answered flatly before grinning

-_-

“Oh, so now i’m telling you la haha…”

I MUST stay at home more next week
I went through my organiser and it hit me that i’ve stayed at home twice in the past two and a half weeks

0_o

Daddy is *so* going to rent out my room man…

Thursday August 25, 2005

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce stole My Little Pony signs  from Toys R Us… which are actually stuck to her office desk now

My Senget Smirk* 


Elaine took this and sent me it

Hmm i forgot what night this was…
It *can’t* be last Thurs night cos i remember i wore a B&W top
Oh well  ๐Ÿ˜€


It Showered On Friday

This *down below* was some of my last Friday

 

Poser Pan in Action

This was last Sunday

 

*Doop Dee Doo…*

It’s a pretty slow day in the office
Going for some annual dinner in Shangri La later for work
Since confirm there will be a nice 10-course dinner there or something similar
My Master Plan today was to eat less for lunch

That didn’t happen

There were too many nice things at the chap fun stall today

And then
Somebody in the office had to talk about Dunkin Doughnuts and is already out AT THIS VERY MOMENT buying them … evil evil evil

You know who you are you evil person!
I know you read my blog!
*points fingers maniacally*

“What happend to our Master Plan…” said PrincessAnna

I looked at her like this :  

“More like Lost-The-Plot Plan la.”

I’m getting excited about Singapore!!!
It’s gonna be ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY MARVELOUS!



My Happy Office Desk

 

AdamPoserPan called as I was adding some personal additions to my office desk.

“Guess what! I just stuck pony labels on my office desk!” I exclaimed happily
“Oh. My. God. Have they chucked you out of the office for property
vandalism yet.”

He must’ve wished he didn’t call


 

 

Sneaking in My Own House

 

 

 

The girl in the torn pajamas crept downstairs

Yes.

Her brother was in the bathroom.

 

Not wasting a minisec

She fled back upstairs as if there were pontianaks at her heels

Raced into her room and grabbed at a book

 

Not just *any* book…

 

A My Little Pony sticker book.

 

She flipped open the book in a flurry

Picked out a happy looking pony

An orange one with flowing fuchsia hair

With her two front hooves facing the sky

As if praising the sun

 

Treading quick but quiet

She slipped into her brotherโ€™s room

And stuck the sticker

 

On his Girls In Slutty Swimsuits calendar

 

Yay

Pretty prancing pony next to girl in white bikini on the sand

 

I wonder when heโ€™ll notice itโ€™s there….

Wednesday August 24, 2005

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Exactly a year ago, Ashley made Joyce bleed morE


FUCKING FINALLY

the pics are up….

Recharge Revelation @ PD

So many peeps were excited about the Salem Recharge Revelation Rave weeks before it…

Four of us were supposed to go down together
Everyone was supposed to meet at my house at 3 pm to leave for Port Dickson
Everyone followed Malaysian timing – half an hour late or more
Including Mr. I’m-Brit-Yo-Adam

My cameras were charged
The extra batteries packed
My malibu in my HP water bottle for disguise (plus it’s plain lighter then the glass bottle)

So i took pictures of myself for fun

Damn layan right

YuP…
So *now* you three know what i was doing while waiting!

Finally at 5 pm
-_-

AdamPeterPan
arrived first, he’s usually the punctual one
I can’t stand it sometimes cos i’m always running helter-skelter late
But i think it’s good cos he keeps me grounded and on time ๐Ÿ™‚

Oh btw, i’m thinking of just calling him AdamPoserPan
It struck me cos… really la… i’m quite the poser

But confirm he beats me flat on my fairy face

I called HotJason
“Where are you?”
“Turning right.”
“…”

What kind of location description is that, woi?!

At the beginning of the highway, i peered into the distance to see a fantastic jam building up rapidly
Confirmed something *just* happened

It was a horrible horrible accident involving three cars

Since we were going so slowly anyWAY, i took a quick shot
But when i saw some people pulling an injured guy to the side of the road…
Then i stopped with an ‘urk’

We didn’t plan to stay the night cos it was not that far a drive back and Adam’d have rather slept at home
So we crashed in some friends’ rooms for awhile

I tried taking a short catnap
Suddenly heard the boys blasting Tiesto’sTraffic from next door
I couldn’t tahan cos that song reminds me of happy dancing times with Gobi and Co. at Zoukout
It’s even my ringtone for my Wonderboys (as opposed to Wondersluts)
And bounded in to layan and feng and feed ConHan some Malibu

I walked faster then the others cos i needed to get to the mainstage by 11 pm to take pictures of ‘something that will happen’ according to LinusTheFrog

The rave didn’t have a VIP or media line
Damn irritating *acts like brat*

I FINALLY got through and… lost everyone i was with
Bumped into PassedOutBen, Ivan, Kelynn and Sam
And POB temaned me around to take pictures

…. then poor him lost all the friends he came with too!

FuckinG crowded right?
*points up repeatedly at photo above*

Yup
Fucking crowded

Still, fucking crowded = awesome for a rave
But it was damn dark as well, making it damn diff to find people
PLUS it’s supposed to be a beach rave… but there were clumps of grass and thorns all around
Yes, there was sand
But there was also all that shit around so i had to keep on looking at the ground so i wouldn’t trip and fall flat on my flowerhorn forehead

So many people were saying they couldn’t find/see me that night
Well
I’m short
So unless i’s wearing Rita’s devil horns like i did in Zoukfest
I doubt you would’ve spotted me easily

I got annoyed and tired fighting through the crowd like Xena Warrior Raver
Remember muttering to myself
“Salem events suck ASS. Dunhill all the way baby..”

I know some peeps dress differently to make themselves stand out from others…
But a cloth face mask? That’s just cheap man.

Saw alot of heads turn to a particular area
Where there were two girls in bikinis dancing away on the scaffolding
I found them quite horrendous actually
But took pictures anyway

PassedOutBen and i finally bumped into MaryBerry
Who was as tipsy as a boat

Bumped into LinusTheFrog again who was there for work as well

PassedOutBen kept on reminding me of what a pest i was cos he had to follow me around to make sure noone kidnapped little me

But he was as happy as a pony and shut up after he met Johan Gielen

There was a shuffling stage  


i really like thiS picture

Equals Adam should go work out *cough*  *cough*

This was at the food area


Oops. It’s V Leon. Not Ve Leong. Sorry la…! Heh

I was so so so so glaD to finally be able to SIT DOWN after walking around for hours
I practically hugged the metal chair and people were staring at me

FaiTheMai spotted us, thank god and told us where the monkey was

As Ash says, everytime Fai and i take a picture…

…we just cannot behave and take a proper one

Maybe i didn’t drink enough… but takkan
Cos even if i’m not crazy tipsy, i would still usually enjoy a rave
(except the Kent one in Bukit Tinggi)

At one point, i was so bored
I leaned on AshleyTheMonkey’s shoulder and fell asleep

Stupid buggers took a picture and the flash woke me up


ScandalousSimon

Then the fireworks came on
By that time i just wanted to go home
Or eat
Or bathe
Or whatever!!!!!

I *so* didn’t enjoy myself that night…
I’m sure alot of people did but i guess having to carry a load of carrots after work prevented me from running around and dancing

The rave i enjoyed the UTTER MOST was DEFINITELY Zoukout
This was right before Zoukout
This was right after Zoukout
This was Zoukout

Okay okay i shouldn’t dwell on past party happiness and look FORWARD instead.

It’s okay.

You know why?

Cos…….

I’ll be going to Singapore this weekend for WOMAD!

Plus a whole load of other places Adam and i are to be dragged to
Funfunfunfunfunfunfunfun….

 


Joyce & MyBigPony

AdamPeterPan and I went for the press screening of Red Eye  a week back
It was so-so, a tad draggy in the middle
But much better then The Stupid Cave
I went for a Japanese lunch with EditorIan and PrincessAnna after that

Just as my food came, I got a call from the boyfriend
“Hey, could you come outside a second?”
So I popped outside and he handed me this huge box in a Toys R’ Us plastic bag
“Ohmygod. What’s this?” I exclaimed

It was a pony

A huge big giant My Little Pony!!!

That laughs and giggles
And yawns and burps
And sighs (though I have to admit it sounds like a decadent moan)

It’s aMAZING!!! *eyes glint crazily*

I told LaughingLoga what Adam gave me and he was like,
“What was he thinking?! It’s like giving a whistle to a 2-year-old!”

*Bwek*

I’ve had so much fun with it so far!

The other night I took it downstairs to bug Daddy with it
“Good gosh, where did you get that? Giantland???” he stared at it disbelievingly
“Adam gave it to me!”
Then we both were trying to figure out how the pony makes the yawning
sound when we’ve already put it down to sleep
Daddy patted its legs, its body, its head but we couldn’t get it

In the end he strangled my pony by the neck and shook it
I was like, “HeY!!!” cos just combed its hair nicely allยกK”

Then I brought the pony to the dining table where Mommy was marking test papers
But she super tak layan weiยกK
She didn’t even LOOK UP!
:p
In the end she did, asked where I got it and went ‘hmm’

AdamPoserPan was buying supper at the DriveThruMcDs
I was annoying the heck out of him by making the pony laugh when I laugh
So we both laugh together hahaHAHA!

The malay girl at the counter stared at him, then at the big ass pony in the car
Adam felt damn shy cos he always goes there to buy supper and always
from the same girl
So he lamely tried to save the situation
“ErยกK this is my cousin! My YOUNGER cousin! We’re urm very close!”
I laughed and laughed and laughed
And the girl laughed too, I don’t think she believed him

Poor Adam

I took it with me over to his place to watch Nip/Tuck with us
Kept on pressing the buttons till he threatened to remove the batteries

๐Ÿ™

Okay lunch break over

Tuesday August 23, 2005

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce bled all over college… Eww

HA! PICS ARE DONE!

but no time to upload now ๐Ÿ˜€

go drink first nyahaha happy hourrrrrrr

Joyce Lost The Plot

SuckballLouis flew back to sunny USA this morning
We went for Bak Kut Teh for his last dinner here
(ok not like you’re going to die there la you know)

We were crossing the road to the restaurant at a busy junction
I get paranoid about my handbag getting snatched nowadays
So i clutched at my bag while watching out for motorcyclists
Was so into looking out for motorcyclists…

I forgot to look out properly for cars -_-
And Louis had to blar me to cross the road properly

:p

 


We Are Shallow Bitches

My cousin JingHua was going to Mambo @ Velvet and offered me a ride if
I wanted to go with her

“Who are you going with?” I asked
“Wookee* is taking me.”
“Who’s that. Is he hot?” I instinctively asked

It’s just instinct
The last time I was asked to take photos of some singer the first
thing I’d ask is,
“Is he hot?”
She replied, “Wellโ€ฆ. Errโ€ฆ heh heh, if he was I would be seeing him
much more often.”

I bellowed with laughter out loud in the office.

*name changed to protect ego


damn alot of pd rave pictures la
halfway editing

wait k…

patience my young padawan

Sunday August 21, 2005

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Once You’ve Seen A Woman’s Cum Face,

You’ve Seen Her Soul

– Christian Troy

I’m getting awfully into Nip/Tuck, i can’t stop watching episode after episode now

AdamPeterPan and I planned to go for a nice dinner in the city
But we went to Kinokuniya @ KLCC first cos he wanted to buy comics and I wanted to
check out new books

The moment we both stepped past the threshold of the heavenly book store
We gave each other a quick kiss and parted ways
He stalked off to the comics and magazine section

And I hopped, jumped and skipped off to the children’s book section

I love love love poring over kids’ books
So many inspiring illustrations
That go hand-in-hand with stories that remind us that life comes down
to simple pleasures at times

Most of the books were wrapped up
Dammit
And the good ones that *weren’t* were already taken by all the kiddies sitting around

I looked down at the books next to them for awhile
And they all peered suspiciously back up at me with big eyes
At this 22-wannabe-8-year-old in a deep pink elegant dinner top
Invading their territory

I decided against sneaking one of the books from them to read
In case they start wailing bloody murder and i get attention from parents and store clerks
0_o

So i trudged upstairs and happily settled down with some interior and fashion design books
Some guy picked me up at the interior design section

“Nice tattoo,” said he
“Thank you.” said i
“What’s your name?” he asked
“Joyce.” i replied

He asked whether i was local
I said yes rather curtly and politely
He said he was looking for books on office interior design
I didn’t quite believe him but no matter
He said he couldn’t find them
I suggested he inquire at the desk for help
:p

Adam and i left for dinner at around 8 pm
We initially wanted to go to the restaurant across BonTon
Saw that it was malay food and didn’t feel like it
So we went to Frangipani @ Changkat Bukit Bintang instead since i’ve never eaten there
Yummy delectable cuisine in small portions that was kinda ex

0_o

Then we rushed to Starbucks @ The Curve for….
Ten minutes.
Cos everyone wanted to go home after that

-_-


 

Low Expectations Helps

Actually, after writing the post below
I spoke on the phone to some happy friends and got all happy again
Was totally hyped up and excited to go

AdamPeterPan, HotJason, LilySiren and i left KL at 5 pm
Supposed to leave at half past 3 but heh….
You know la, Malaysian timing all

Will put up pics later
Now is cuddling and watching tv time

Basically… the rave sucked.

Haha…