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Friday September 2, 2005

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Exactly a year ago, JamesSuckball left for Manchester


When The Sneakers Call Out

Work is almost over
I’m going home to put on my sneakers and marathon around The Curve and Ikea
To shop for AshleyTheMonkey’s dinner stuff tomorrow

I can do this.
I can do this.
I can do this…

Perhaps the more i repeat it to myself like a mantra
The more succesful it will be haha



Joyce Is Allergic To TechTalk

AdamPoserPan calls me while i’m in the office

“Hey baby, I’m going to buy a laptop…”

“Uh huh…” I tear my eyes away from something interesting I’m reading online

“And I wanted to ask you for your opinion.”

“Me?!” *urk*

“Yeah, you see, there’s this Hp one and this Sony one…”

“Waitwaitwait I’m the WORST person you should ask… I know shit about laptops…”

“Oh don’t worry, I just want to know which one you would get if it were you!”

Oh man. Cannot run already.

“Okay…”

“So this Hp one right, it’s got somethingsomething speed blabla 6-card reader…”

Omg concentrate Joyce, concentrate. This is important to him.

I open my eyes wider trying to focus on the strange language coming out of the speaker phone.

“… and the Sony one is more powerful so of course, I don’t want my work to crash on me…”

He elaborates more about the Hp one so I guessed he was more excited about it


“Well, it seems to me that you like the Hp one better… so why don’t you get that one then?”

Way to go, Joyce. That made sense!


“Well, like I said, the Sony is more* powerful…”
*continues*

Omgomg *tries to listen intently and not pass out*

He finishes talking.


“Ah…”
I agree as if I understood everything he just said

 

Then a brilliant idea hit me.

 

“Hey baby, you know I love you right… and I want you to get the best laptop. Why don’t you call KelvinTSD?! I’m sure he give you EXCELLENT advice on what to buy!”

“Oh, but I’m recommended to buy either one of these two… so I don’t exactly need to know about the others out there…”

“Oh nOooo… you can just ask him about that Hp and Sony and I’m *sure* he can tell you which he thinks is better!”

“Oh okay then, sure. What’s Kelvin’s number?”

 

I gave Adam the number and hung up.

Yay.

Who better to divert Adam to but the editor of T3.

Saved.

 

I went back to reading online.



To Singapore We Flew

AdamPoserPan and i woke up at 6 am to go to the airport
I was craving like a pregnant woman for hash browns
Hash browns hash browns *chants* gimme gimme gimme!!!

As usual, we had to fill out the immigration card to enter Singapore
And i noticed that….

My boyfriend has atrocious handwriting

So fail right.
There goes any chance of me getting a romantic, hand-written card
>_<

Anyway, he claims it’s a 5
-_-

The flight got slightly delayed and first thing we did after touchdown was head to our hotel, Changi Village

Haih, i really want to put up the other pics
No time for the moment… :p

Thursday September 1, 2005

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce swore on scissors and put up happy Sabah pics


Get Ready To Throw Up


I’m in awe of the fantastic pictures KevinHan took
Just managed to view the rest of them that are continued from this post


My MaryBerry and i


*giggle giggle*

She holds apple juice and i had urm wine
At 4 pm?!
Yes. 4 pm is fine.


*cuddle*


Suck it in, Joyce, suck it in… *phew*

“Eh, drink la.”
“…”

Yup. Adam doesn’t drink.
He says i drink enough for the both of us


 

Wonder Of Wonders


I cleaned my room yesterday
, yes i diD
*beams proudly*

I decided that since i barely stay at home
The least that i can do is make it look ‘lived in’

I folded all my clean laundry
Sorted out my books, new clothes and junk
Wiped the dust off my Malibu bottles and make-up
Mopped the floor twice
Hand-washed the delicate slutty clothes

My brother NickIsTaller poked his head into the room and peered around
“Attempting to clean up your room?” he piped up cheekily and disappeared before i could stick my tongue out at him

Mommy looked interestedly at me lugging the cleaning stuff around
“Wah. Why suddenly so good girl wanna clean room all…”
I just grinned back sheepishly like a jakun

I found really DUMB things that i don’t know whether to throw away or whAT

For instance, a tealight candle with FaiTheMai’s thumbprint imprinted into it

After all that, i wanted to reward myself with a glass of wine


And   tragically


I have no corkscrew opener in my house

Wtf

The openers i use are in AdamPoserPan’s and HotJason’s place
Ish
*frustrated fairy*

Supposed to help clean AdamPoserPan’s apartment tonight
Cos we’re cooking dinner for AshleyTheMonkey & FaiTheMai on sat night

“Hey! Adam and i are cooking you dinner this weekend at his place k! What night are you free?!” i exclaimed excitedly
“What?! *high pitched  like fai*, WHY?!!?” she reacted in shock
“What whY. Cos you’re leaving mar.”
“Why must cook?! What are you going to cook?!” Her voice rose defensively
“Why you so worried!?!! Not going to fucking poison you okaY!!” I yelled back
“Isn’t it just sooo much easier to take me out for dinner?” she pleaded to no avail
“OI! People cook for you also make noise.”
“Okay….. ohKAY……… so what are you going to cook?”
“Wait la. Haven’t decided yet la.”
*sighs*
*beams on the other end of the phone triumphantly*

Wednesday August 31, 2005

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Babble Babble

I just woke up

It feels weird to wake up in my own house now on a holiday
Usually i don’t have to think what to do if it’s a workday
I just change and run off to work

I should clean my room….

I really Realllllyyyyyy should

I had to work last night till 11:30 pm
PassedOutBen was nicely layaning my marketing boss over beer while i was fucking bored
We left for kl city after that by lrt *omg*
So we wouldn’t get stuck in any silly jams

Let’s just say we weren’t the most sober people on the train... :p

I went to Poppy and saw
LaughingLoga Jessie Vijen Danny Edwin and co.
And Kanch Tarry Bernard Jarrod Destine etc

It was so weird
I couldn’t drink alot last night
Everytime i tried to take nice big gulps
I would feel as if it was going to bubble back up
0_o

So i drank. Damn. Bloody. Slowly.

Then i hopped over to Glow for
Hope of happy hard house
Just as i thought the BassAgents were gonna come on
The club decided to close early

0_o

So POB Callie AhHoong and i sat outside to get everything together and leave

BLARGHHHHHHHH

No ability to drink happily and nO feng-ing to hard house

 

No time to edit Spore pics just yet


Outside the museum


My boy and me in the sunshine

Monday August 29, 2005

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This Is SowDog

This is SowDog in Apartment 101 during Alicia’s birthday


A copyrighted line of his would be ‘Care Factor  – Zero’
Then he’d make this annoying tiny circle with his thumb and forefinger to emphasise a zero
Pulled together with a bored-like-hai face

He usually does this to me when i talk about fairies
(but only because he and bloody ben ask me bout them!!!!)

When i saw Sow today, i told him honestly

“Eh Sow!!! Guess what! I was in Singapore, and i thought of you…”
“Aw, how sweet!”
“..cos i saw this goat in the petting zoo and it looked just like you!!!”
“…”


this is a pic of the goat i saw
fuck man, i swear the goat is making the zero sign with its legs

Looks alot alike, right?!

     

Don’t kill me, i buy you beer next round!

… fuck man i still can’t stop laughing looking at the picture!

     


Goodbye Any Hope For Abs

Listening to song No. 8 on Sharon‘s album
It’s my favourite one on it called ‘Back To You’,
While going thru the many many Spore pictures and smiling to myself
There are *SO* many pictures of Adam.

And i can count the amount of me on less then two hands.

-_-

So sedih man…
Cos somE* people are quite unskilled at taking pictures all

Just had beer with PassedOutBen, SowDog and ChuKwang
They blared fairies for damn long till i damn cannot layan already

PassedOutBen blared me like anything

“So what did you buy there?” he inquired
“Well i bought things for three people… Ashley, Mary and…. ok i saw something and i *couldn’t* help buying it…… for Lynnzter.”
“You bough something for Lynnzter but you didn’t buy anything from The Land Of Futura for me?!?!”
“It was a cute rabbit thing…”
“FuCK LA, you went to Singapore and you didn’t buy any Futura or Surrender?? I told you where the shop was!!!”
“I toLD you already, they said the new Surrender stuff coming in only end of this month…!”
“Futura leh?!!”

*sigh*
Cannot win la.



Booyah!

I’m back
What a productive weekend…

Damn tired
Gonna crash now

Ate damn alot in S’pore
0_o

Somemore got work ie food review later

Alamak…

Friday August 26, 2005

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This is Kuantan 1st Edition
The next day i blogged the 2nd Edition

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