I woke up bright and early on Monday morning to hype myself up for work Humming to myself, i let myself out the front door only to be greeted by…
A big fucking spread out MESS of garbage in my front porch.
I whipped my head around to look for the culprit He scampered off immediately knowing he was in deep shit
I growled softly and stepped forward to inspect the damage Plastic bags, chicken bones and unused meat, torn-up coffee sachets Garbage garbage garbage Was just s p r e a d out
A total eye-sore I looked at the time My mother sure stress if she comes back to behold this
So i bunched up my long skirt between my legs like an ah poh Reached out for the broom And started sweeping the damn thing up Raw chicken flesh sticks to gravel, btw *growl*
Once everything was back in the garbage bag I turned around to see the guilty staring at me He ran back into his hiding place I went to him
“Come here.” “No.” “You come here. Right now.” “No.” “Fine. Thanks to you, my effort of waking up early was wasted. You. Had. Better. NOT. Mess up the place again. If i come back and it’s all out here again, you’re going to get a big tight smack from me.” “…” “Do you understand?”
I stood back up to see my neighbour staring at me having a full-on conversation with my dog.
Bimbotic Fairy Line Of The Day: “I think my tits are bigger today… I can’t see certain places cos it’s blocking. Woo…”
Bullshit Pug Line Of The Day: “I drink with a conscious mind.”
Wishing You All Orgasms For Life
September is chock full of birthdays So here is my shoutout
Happy 24th to
PassedOutBen
I guess we’ve been through so much nonsense, fun, drunkardness, emo-ness and escapades that i can’t possibly write it down all here.
Happy 23rd to
KinkyPugKevin
Don’t be so depressive on your blog can or not. Read also can die. We parTAY this Friday!
Happy (oops forgot how old) Birthday to
RyanSoosayRaj
I know you’re doing fantastic in London and i’m so fucking proud of you. Love always.
Happy 22nd to
DebbieOng
Sorry couldn’t make it to your session tonight. It was the boyfriend’s mother’s birthday as well 0_o So that one cannot challenge ya?
*phew*
That’s done And that only covers this weekend 0_o
Getting all emo thinking about all my friends While listening to slow songs While resting after a long week Sure cannot make it, right?
I just read an email AshleyTheMonkey sent me Made me laugh out loud twice cos i can imagine how stu-piD you are saying certain things to me … miss you damn alot
This is the first time in ages i’ve just sat down and chilled out in front of my pc with the fan blowing at my right shoulder at 2 am I’ve definitely been spending alot of time out of home Dreams of my family dying have made me cry in my sleep before Then AdamPoserPan will hug me and tell me it’s okay cos it’s only a nightmare
But then I shouldn’t take the nightmare for granted and spend as much time with the people i love most in the world, true?
I woke up bright and early on Monday morning to hype myself up for work Humming to myself, i let myself out the front door only to be greeted by…
A big fucking spread out MESS of garbage in my front porch.
I whipped my head around to look for the culprit He scampered off immediately knowing he was in deep shit
I growled softly and stepped forward to inspect the damage Plastic bags, chicken bones and unused meat, torn-up coffee sachets Garbage garbage garbage Was just s p r e a d out
A total eye-sore I looked at the time My mother sure stress if she comes back to behold this
So i bunched up my long skirt between my legs like an ah poh Reached out for the broom And started sweeping the damn thing up Raw chicken flesh sticks to gravel, btw *growl*
Once everything was bag in the garbage bag I turned around to see the guilty staring at me He ran back into his hiding place I went to him
“Come here.” “No.” “You come here. Right now.” “No.” “Fine. Thanks to you my effort of waking up early was wasted. You. Had. Better. NOT. Mess up the place again. If i come back and it’s all out here again, you’re going to get a big tight smack from me.” “…”
I stood back up to see my neighbour staring at me having a full-on conversation with my dog.
Eh. I have to go to the Guiness launch @ Zouk Then to Eastin Hotel to photograph another event THEN ONLY i can go to the Dunhill one and parTAY in kl… But i’m meeting DreamerCyn there I was thinking of calling up peeps and see who’s going to the Dunhill thing at 10 something/11 Cos the fairy needs a lift…
Or else tiu la just take cab lor.
Tommy Hilfiger Launch @ The Loft
A bit sad la I spent my lunch break gulping my food while editing pics
Erm arh can see Jeyhan, SerenaC, Ean, Jay, Ash and Ferhad …And of course that poser and the tiny powerpuff
I went there as media and took the press kit for the office AdamPoserPan *had* to gloat this morning Purposely had to ask me even though he knew what i got.
“Yay… i got glasses and a watch. What did yoU get?” “A thermos mug… dammit.”
What am i going to do with it…? Gonna give it to my mum la and let her use a leet Tommy thermos mug in school.
AjaNg smsed me late last night telling me that Emmeline won the Miss Malaysia World 2005 Heh i kneW it Joyce the fortune teller yo.
The smell of the buffet was killing me but i had to take pictures first
Some of my favourite darlings were there. Urm, except for that guy all crazy-like… I forgot his name
At one point, AzwinAndy intro-ed me to some friend I forgot his name as well :p heh Anyway, he stared at the huge fuckoff camera hanging at my side and asked “Are you a photographer?” “No. I’m a butterfly catcher.” I almost held up my camera and said “See? My big beautiful net.” But i didn’t cos he just hung his head going “You really got me there.”
See. These are funny pictures of the finalists you wouldn’t usually get to see
Can see Sue peeking from behind!
See this picture above with all of them lined up? Yeah well they were standing there for really long And the other photographers and i were all snapping away… … and we still weren’t stopping I don’t know why It’s not like the girls were changing position
After awhile i whispered to AndyKho at my side “Still wanna take meh… walau all the same… how many you wanna take wor!”
The finals are tonight, i don’t have to go hee hee I think Ammeline will win, i’m rooting for her anyhow
Rant Vent Bitch
This has been bugging me for god-knows-how-long and i’m just gonna BLAR LA cos venting will make me feel better (supposedly)
Alot of people always ask me why i don’t get irritated when they/i see other ppl edit their photos like mine
What you want me to do?
There’s no rule saying i was the one who started it
But it’s so obvious, they said, do something!
Haih nevermind la, it’s just a small stupid thing
And i’d leave it at that
Imitation is a form of flattery, right or not?
Okay i’m flattered when i see some photos edited like mine
Plus i feel that everyone learns from each other and evolves it into better things
But the one thing i totally cannot tahan is when i see fucking carbon copies of how i edit my photos
WHY THE FUCK must you use the same damn fonts?
Got no other fonts is it?!
There are like fucking millions of fonts on the www and you must use similar ones to mine
Sometimes i see the layout of how you compose the design also i feel like choking
There are so many other ways to edit with photoshop but you must la do it the same way with the stupid outlines, or the transparent blown-up shadows that i like.
Why must you also highlight points and bold them in colour when you never used to?
Why must you give all your pals names like PerkyMichelle or whatever
Why must you write posts in short sentences that cut off when you used to like them in long paragraphs?
I’m not referring ‘you’ as only to one person, btw.
Okay.
*phew*
Childish Hour is over.
I feel better. Soddof.
If only there was Malibu… *looks around*
Exactly a year ago, Joyce is forced to fight in the middle of the night
Happy Birthday Zaheer!
Sticker War
AdamPoserPan and i were on the way to the Coach party I had gone home from office to change in a flurry Decided to carry my Lulu Guiness clutch which was a bit stupid cos all i could fit was my mobile phone *feels dumb*
“Eh. Damn pressure la go to launch with you.” I stated while carefully staining my lips with maroon gloss in the car “Why?” “Cos if i go with Ian and Anna, i can just wear my office clothes and go. Go with you, have to dress nicely all.” “Well, you *could* just wear your office wear…” “How cAN?! You’re always wearing some nice jacket, then they’ll be taking pictures of us and we won’t match then…” “Aww, baby.” He pats on me on the head like a little kid. “That’s not helping oi.”
We chatted aimlessly about work while being stuck in the typical KL City evening traffic
“I got a shoot on Friday.” “Oh for what.” “For La Senza, apparently they’re going to make lots of stickers with me on it.” “STICKERS?! For whaT?!” “Some anti violence against women thing….” “Ew…”
I imagined a colony of grinning-Adam stickers and shuddered Having one constantly grinning is enough, i say He noticed my horror at the existence of many many Adam stickers
“I’ll get loads and stick them alllll over the place!!” “EW NO!” i shrieked “I’m going to stick pony stickers *over* your stickers!” “You’ll run out, you don’t have that many pony stickers.” “Fuck it. I’ll buy more.”
We argued like kids all the way to Bangkok Jazz Then we got out of the car, signed into the party, held our wine and acted all grown up again.
