I got this off ZanyLainie But i’m adding an extra one woohoo!
Six Things I Wanna Do Before I Die 1. See a fairy – tried so very hard in Mt. Kinabalu and fields and woods in UK… but to no success as of yeT 2. Visit the Malibu factory in the Carribeans – i got an email from a couple who reads my blog and told me about it. Now i really really really wanna go and drown in it 3. Skydive and hopefully, BASE jump – already bungee-jumped but there’s always a step further π 4. Have a threesome 5. Travel to as many places as possible and meet as many types of peeps as poss 6. Produce some sort of work that will actually get me remembered centuries after i die
Six Things I Could Do 1. Go really insane till i hallucinate and think i see a fairy 2. Buaya some insanely rich old fucker who will buy me Malibu island 3. Skydive 4. Have a threesome 5. Travel to many many places in the world, have a blast and get really fat eating everything i see there π 6. Produce work that gets me famous for the time being π
Eleven Often Repeated Words 1. Wee!! – happy squeal 2. Malibu!!! – downright excited shouting 3. Dowan – tak layan 4. Can oso – lazy to pronounce properly 5. Fuck you la – lazy to layan or nothing to say to defend self from burning statements 6. Takkan… 7. Was it fairies?! – irritate everyone by putting fairies as the possible reason for anything that happened 8. Cannot make it dot com 9. Let’s go drink! 10. Can die 11. What the fuck?!
Haha i came up with so many i changed it to 11 now continue this later dinner time with the poser, maryberry, a heavy rainbow and some complaining motherfucker from T3 hahahah
Continued:
Six Physical Attributes I Look For In Men 1. Piercing-thru-the-soul kind of eyes – *swoon* 2. Long shlong – *cough* 3. Awesomely manly hunky shoulders – Adam kinda loses out on this one… okay la, it’s wide abit 4. Small nipples – KinkyPugKevin’s are still my favourites. So rock hard. I like. 5. Nice teeth 6. Long shlong
Of course. I’m pretty sure i wrote this before, Everytime i meet someone i think is hot, I never end up getting with them because i just don’t find them attractive enough inside.
AdamPoserPan still hasn’t accepted the fact that i didn’t find him hot the first few times i met him So perasan right?
I’m adding an extra one yahoo!
Pet Names My Other Half Calls Me 1. Orang asli 2. Pork pie 3. Hippo 4. Cheebai 5. Koko 6. TP – Okay la. Among all the nicknames, TP is prollie the least insulting. KinkyPugKevin’s the only other person who knows what it means (and you’d better shut up about it!)
Can someone please teach him to call me nice chinese nicknames? He doesn’t even know their meanings but just bang only He just called me Sek Fan just now:
“Hello, SEK FAN!!!” *super cannot make it dot com kwailo pronunciation* “You can’t simply call me ‘sek fan’ and not even know what it means okay. Where got people call their girlfriend ‘eat rice’ wan!” “Well… that’s cos you’re like a rice ball, baby.” *breathes fire*
At the times when he’s feeling more sentimental, then he calls me ‘baby’ and ‘beautiful’ But no Most of the time, he calls me the names on the list above *points frantically*
Fuck Damn Full Man
Just had KickAss Indian food from the stall behind the office Had my usual faves of veggie, curry fish and ladies’ fingers I only have one more small thingamajigs to shoot Damn… Gonna be such EFFORT to move around after a heavy lunch
1. Wee!! *happy squeal* 2. Malibu!!! *downright excited shouting* 3. Dowan *tak layan* 4. Can oso *lazy to pronounce properly* 5. Fuck you la *lazy to layan* 6. Takkan… 7. Was it fairies?! 8. Cannot make it dot com 9. Let’s go drink! 10. Can die
I always think of Empire Records when i hear that phrase Cos i love how they say it It’s one of my UTTER FAVOURITE movies of all freaking time I even have the OST which is fucking fucking awesome
Everyone wonders how i manage to get time to edit pics and all that jazz Cos it’s my hobby la I come home, i edit pics and i relax You go home, you watch tv/sleep/chat online
I have a bit o’ time to kill before KinkyPugKevin’s Birthday Bash Going there earlier to teman him and help him do opening ceremony on the bottles first
I think alot of peeps are at Atmos now to watch Mel C perform I’m not crazy about her or her voice Hence my presence at home
Wanted to edit AshleyTheMonkey‘s farewell party pics But i uploaded them in the office so…
So since i don’t have those now, i’m putting up last night’s pix I didn’t take any at the Paris Hilton thing Too crowded, i couldn’t be fucked
OH YAH!!! Apparently Sarah Jessica Parker is launching her perfume next week!!! I’m absolutely psyched!!! She will BEAT paris hilton to the ground man I was squealing like a fan when EditorIan told me
Cynna launched last night It’s actually part of The Loft @ Asian Heritage Row I tried googling for their official site and the first site given was this
We had to sign some board before entering so i signed… JoyceTheFairy hee hee (obviouslyl not with the ‘hee hee’ la) Adam was like, ‘Ohmygawd.’
They have this fucking leet room with LED lights
“Let’s take a picture!” “Dowan.”
I love saying ‘dowan’ to him Whatmore it exasperates him
Don’t you think Adam looks like a giraffe? Veronica and i were agreeing on it the other day
He’s tall and lanky White, with some brownish here and there Spots on his face :p Big head, long body…
And why am i the hippo? Cos my hips are memang kinda big for my body-size HIP-po, get it? -_- Somemore i’m ‘cute hippo’ on Ash’s phone -_- And they’re all saying i’m getting fatter and fatter π
This was in GhettoHeaven for Cash something something
Weekendddd!!!
Ever since i started working, Weekends are for SLEEPING Doing laundry And recharging my batteries for the following week
The Paris Hilton perfume launch was alright Nobody was paying much attention to the emcees poor things A tad too crowded Took ages just to get drinks in our hands Marion was jumping at the food which passed by ever so rarely I was talking to Thana and we noticed a svelte figure bounding from the corner of our eyes going, “Wee!”
Marion spotted food
“Poor girl, she’s hungry ei!” said Thana “Yup.”
Launch of Cynna was nice and not crowded When AdamPoserPan and DivaMarion left, i was leaving with them They were going for work, of course
Then i was thinking to myself Why the heck am *i* leaving for? I should stay and have fun!
So i waddled back in and everyone was like, ‘Hey! You’re back!”
Oh i fell down
Cynna isn’t a particular outlet for a particular thing Joyce wanted to buy So she walked to the neighbouring restaurant to get it
I was talking on the phone to LaughingLoga Didn’t see some stones for construction on the road And tripped
In that fleeting moment, my first instinct was to save the Nokia 3G phone from any harm And i didn’t want to scratch my hands … so i fell on both knees. Hard.
So clever
So now both my knees are cut and bruised It’s okay
Just when i though that most of my work is done and it’s PrincessAnna’s turn to suffer Different types of stuff comes in and i’m running back and forth between the imac, pc and phone
I decided to go out tonight after contemplating the need to dress up and yadayadayada
– Launch of new Paris Hilton perfume – Launch of Cynna (i’m not sure how to spell it but i know it’s pronounced ‘see-na’) @ The Loft AHR
It’s EditorIan’s Birthday!!!
Today EditorIan turns 26 … okay the truth is, he’s older but i’m just going to say he’s 26 because he doesn’t look his age anywAY
He’s the Editor-In-Chief for FACES magazine There’s an online site too Shameless promo promo promo! haha
Heavy Rainbows Squash Gays Flat
AshleyTheMonkey, MaryBerry, RainbowGayDave, AdamPoserPan and i were in the Centrepoint Mickey Ds having supper
We were laughing at random silly things whole night and my throat was already hurting from coughing
The conversation veered to RainbowGayDave bumping into AdamPoserPan at KLCC the previous day
Oh this was quite long ago, when Adam still didn’t know RGDave that well yet
RainbowGayDave: Yea so what were you doing there la?
AdamPoserPan: Oh i was having a shoot there
RGD: Your clothes were nice
APP: Yea? I liked the shirt alot!
RGD: Oh i was looking at your pants. I mean. Shoes. I was looking at your shoes.
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I slowly lifted my pixiehead to gaze at RainbowGayDave with questioning shocked eyes
AdamPoserPan stoned for a bit
AshleyTheMonkey and MaryBerry squealed with laughter
RainbowGayDave tried to save himself from being squashed by his own rainbow
RGD: I was staring at his shoes la!
APP: Urm… Yea, they were nice weren’t they?
Adam is so nice to pretend like there’s nothing happening and continued talking bout clothes
RGD: Eh yea yea! Did you get to keep them?
APP: Heck, no.
They continued blabbering for awhile till i overheard this
APP: Oh what the pants look like? I don’t remember.
RGD: I remember… they were white and tight…
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Again RainbowGayDave’s rainbow gayness was too much for him to carry
