‘Tis painful to eat, poor me I have two god awful ulcers in my mouth So every bite i took during lunch caused the metal rings from my braces to poke horribly into the raw wounds
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I had a terrible sleep last night Most nights i’m blessed with peaceful slumber from start to end Last night my nose was blocked, my throat was dry and painful and my eyes were itching non-stop Then i was having this nightmare about hanging off the side of a cliff and yelling and yelling and yelling till i woke up
Adam was watching Las Vegas in the dark next to me
*whine* “Nightmare….” i sniffed *whinewhinewhine*
He baby-ed me back to sleep while i drowsily tried to divert from thoughts of cliffs Probably the time i appreciate boyfriends the most is when i have a nightmare and they can cuddle me back to sleep Takkan i go to my parents at my age -_-
MyBigPony & My Friends
I showed LaughingLoga my new toy He hates it “What the fuck’s with the butterfly on its eye wei?” “It’s cute!”
I activated the sound when the pony’s supposed to be drinking from its milk bottle Cute sucking and moaning sounds ensued “Okay… i know it sounds a bit decadent…” I tried explaining “It sounds DAMN WRONG WEI!!!” he cut me off loudly :p
LaughingLoga was walking me to the entrance of Riana Green PassedOutBen was going to pick me up from there to go tani As we were approaching the lobby staircase, we spotted a decent-looking chick in white pants from afar “Ooh… chick,” LaughingLoga observed She started walking away ever so slightly “Eh… come back… come back…” he jested softly, out of her earshot
I clutched at My Big Pony having an evil plot come to mind As we walked past the chick, i pressed firmly on the pony to make it laugh and giggle loudly like a hyena
“A ha ha ha! A ha ha HA!” went the pony
The chick in white pants turned ever-so-slightly withouth actually looking at us I tried not to laugh out loud though my lips were pressed into a tight grin LaughingLoga had a stifled expression on his face
“Confirm cannot get the chick already lo…” I sneakily said slowly “Confirmed la.” He stated very factually in defeat, eager to kick me off the apartment grounds
I saw POB’s car outside and waved Upon climbing into the passenger seat of PassedOutBen’s car His eyes were widely fixated on only one thing He had seen MyBigPony “What. The. Hell. Is that wei friend.” “It’s my new toy! See!” I waved the pony’s hoof at him gleefully He still had the stoned expression on his face “Where did you get it?” “Adam got it for me! From Toys ‘R Us!” “Is he crazy.” “What are you talking about?! It’s awesome! Look, it can laugh!” The pony giggled incessantly “Oh my god. Get rid of it.”
He then opened his car window and held my precious pony out over the wet road
I screamed like a 4-year-old kid on crack.
He blackmailed me before feeling sorry for traumatizing me and giving it back Hmph *not too pleased*
It’s okay. I got my own back the other day by holding his precious new Nike Tiffany Dunks out of the window till he screamed like a 5-year-old girl too
Heh. So fun to irritate her. Making my Monday morning enjoyable
Watching AzwinAndy Berglamour
Last night FaiTheMai, CheeHooi, Akhi and me went to support AzwinAndy in the VJ Hunt show (airs live at 8 pm on Hitz.tv – channel 16 on Astro) (repeats every Tues afternoon at 3 pm)
It was an hour long and they eliminated two contestants last night Every contestant had a handful of friends supporting him/her Okay la, they were all interesting, but since i know Andy, Bel, and Anne personally I shall only comment on some from a viewer’s point of view So don’t emo la if you know them and i comment all -_-
I think Xan has alot of supporters, her dressing is pretty stylo though the boys thought her jaw was too manly -_- Jesus, people ask you to vote for VJ you all stare at her jaw. I… think her england sort of cannot make it
Roshan (?) amn, dunno whether i got the name right, but i think he’s damn funny
Crazy G – good grief. This girl babbles too much. Talks to fast and too long about something that isn’t relative
Hmm Cannot really remember the others so lazy already la
C’mon, i *never* (almost never) ask you all to do anything So perhaps the nice & easy thing to do In return for all those happy posts that make you laugh Is to take 20 seconds sending an sms ๐
*All you gotta do is type “UVJ*space*Andy” and send to 32888*
If you think it’s damn gay and you cannot tahan voting for a guy, then vote for Bel la har
I left for Genting at 5 in the evening The rest had already been there since earlyyyy morning for rehearsals etc AdamPoserPan took opportunity to ask me to bring last-minute stuff that was forgotten
“TP, bring alcohol, everyone is asking for alcohol.” “Ohkay.”
“Oh yea, could you bring all my mags in the plastic bag on the floor next to the bed too?” “… damn heavy wei!! *sighs* okay.”
So there i was Lugging around a huge Nike bag filled with outfits, two pairs of shoes, magazines and three bottles of alco.
Damn heavy wei You try la
Even when the poser was helping me carry it to the room I was sniggering to myself “Is it too heavy, baby?” “No… *oof* it’s… finE.”
*grins evilly to self*
The first night was Daniel & Nita performing three songs each
This was outside the Arena of Stars while the show was going on We were having a… break ๐
We took another picture and EddieTheCanvas stooped to our level
Us three went outside again before the show ended so we wouldn’t be flooded by the crowd beforehand
Adam & Marion waiting to go on air… wait wait wait wait
Not shy right some people?
They were interviewing peeps as they went out I was shivering like a motherfucking leaf cos the wind was blowing mighty strong
I couldn’t wait for it to be over Just wanted to change into something more comfortable and CHILL
*Room party yEAH!*
There was a really nice number of us ๐ SugaryJessy Murad Henry PhatFabes Cammy Eddie Foo Irene Moots Catherine Faisul Ash Poser & mE
He looks like a rapist right.
Something is freaking wrong with my memory card I KNOW i removed all the pictures before i left but it keeps on saying ‘no more memory’ after taking only a few Luckily Murad has his laptop with him so i saved those there And reformatted the card again Wala!
We didn’t take too many pictures, i think Just spent the whole night talking and drinking and making stupid jokes
The next day, poser and i woke up late on purpose And chilled out in the room before tackling the second night’s events
I was reading National Geographic and being a real baby It makes me weep because either something in there is fucking damn beautiful… Or the opposite – upsetting
Adam was practising his photography angles
Not bad also la
Others up when i have time
Yes We All Know
Daniel won Malaysian Idol Season 2
…
The entire time i was sitting through both shows I didn’t really give a fuck about who won But after watching/hearing the other finalists sing and Daniel singing… And that *he* won…
I’m like, ‘wtf’
Compared to the other finalists, his voice isn’t as great! -_- Okay okay stop bitching
… CANNOT@!!!!!
Just that while listening to the others sing, i was thinking ‘how the fuck come they aren’t the super finalists?!?!”
Bah
Bitch more later Besides that, it was fucking super awesome super super super super super super funnnn The most fun i had was partying in the room on the first night
Gng see AzwinAndy do his thang at Astro tonight His VJ Hunt competition is coming on Hitz.tv at 8 pm yo
Friday Time to do my weekly progress report Malaysian Idol tonight and tomorrow I still don’t know what to wear yet 0_o A bit the stress right have to match that poser who gets sponsored by Armani
wtf
Where am i going to find someone to sponsor me red carpet dressing???
Exactly a year ago, AaronExSlut hit me Oh and i couldn’t find my SPM cert…. actually i still haven’t found it -_-
Joyce Cut Her Hair Yesterday
It rained this evening Hence the drop ๐
I got my hair cut again yesterday, yay! As usual, I got Rico from The Lab @ Desa Sri Hartamas to do it I used to cut my own hair for the longest time when it was long But when it comes to short styles… i admit it requires alot more skill
I really love what he does, so he changes the style everytime he cuts it With wax on, i look like a biker chick/lesbian ‘Dyke on a bike’ as Ian puts it 0_o Without wax on, i look like a cancer patient (think Samantha in Sex&TheCity)
Since i was taking pix of the pony i simply snapped some of the toys on my bed too Yeah. It’s okay to be 22 and have lots of kiddy soft toys so that you have no place to sleep on the bed and thus sleep somewhere else everynight.
Whatthefuck Adam’s picking me up in 5 minutes and i’m blogging Supposed to go get ready and go out Gonna get my ass kicked ciau!
On Joyce’s Office Desk
EditorIan was rummaging in a box the other day and found… a bottle of Bacardi Limon
“Ooh, look what i found!”
He waved the bottle from the other room I turned my head away from the computer screen for a second to look And promptly jumped up to fetch it
“….. and she springs to life.”
I happily grinned and placed it next to my screen for inspiration while working It’s not working too well cos either: 1) I stare at it longingly wondering whether Ian will notice if i pour abit into my glass 2) Feel sick in the stomach when i see it leering at me the morning after a heavy night of drinking
This morning there was a Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel sitting on my desk Without thinking about it, i casually placed it next to the bacardi Only a few hours later was i thinking, Eh what did that come from anyway
Oh well, might as well bring my beloved Malibu to teman them One big happy family ๐ (Yeah! Can feed Anna Malibu!!!)
Other then the alco, i have my pony shelf labels that i stole from Toys R’ Us And a picture of the poser and me sailing in Labuan The picture totally relaxes me so i gaze at it whenever i’m feeling blar from work It’s a picture of me in my swimsuit asleep in Adam’s lap with the wind blowing He’s posing at the camera his dad brought along
Oh yea and my fairy figurine Gobi & Adel got me for my 22nd/8th Birthday
I want more pictures of friends up but still haven’t kicked myself go develop them yet :p
Launch of Too Phat’s new album tonight
I Like The Way You MOoovE!
I adore that song Everytime i hear it in the car on Fly FM (they keep on playing it) I’ll start dancing waist-up in the car
AdamPoserPan and i went to some vodka launch at Zeta Bar early last night It wasn’t very interesting Sazi and i were dying trying to get people serve us the cocktails cos they’d take fucking ages to come and by the time they did, we’d have 4 per person in front of us
0_o
“Eh. Shit now we look damn greedy.” “That’s why we drink it faster and chuck the glasses off!”
Yay, drinking kaki.
After Jojo finished emceeing and the lucky draw was done (unlucky us didn’t win nuts) Adam dropped me off at Zouk for Tortured Souls
LaughingLoga didn’t go last minute cos of diarrhea So i went alone thinking confidently that i’d bump into someone
I think their new metal bottle is a bit stupid though It looks leet… but unconventional Yes, it keeps the beer cold But the bottle is so freaking cold you can’t possibly hold it in your hand for long So i kept on switching hands If i put it down, i might forget which is whose cos you can’t see through the bottle for the level of beer left and differentiate it If you put table napkins around it anD hold it, you’d be covering the Heineken brand name
So… abit the stupid right?
This was the only hot guy in the 3-member house band
I think Tania fancied him more than i cos she said she likes the tortured artistic boy look As for me, i like the bad boy look No Adam don’t perasan, you don’t have the bad boy look You have the i-haven’t-eaten-in-days look ๐
Yeah i like everything fast Hmm wait not everything Sometimes slow is good too
See Shah, like i promised ๐
I think some people found Tortured Soul boring cos they started seeping into Velvet for Mambo I was tired and bored and just wanted to go home Sometimes i think i’m defintely getting older cos i tend to feel lazy to go out and drink and party Rather just stay in, watch movies, edit pictures and spend time with my lovelies
Then i’ll get hit by the stinging line from PassedOutBen, “No fun la you Joyce.”
WTF! That’s not true! I’m still funnnnn!!!!! I just… don’t feel like going out to drink all the time!!! Protestprotestprotest
