Friends (i shall remain their names disclosed for privacy purposes) are telling me things that i really do not want to know.
Examples would be: “I trim the pubes on my balls.” “… I really didn’t need to know that” *tries extremely hard to have happy images of fairies instead of balls*
Another would be: “I think my brother eats his ear wax. It was kinda fast but i think so.” “…. ee-YEW!!!” *gags*
Then yesterday: “Sometimes, when i cannot tahan, i pee with my pants on. Then damn shy, have to sit down all day…” “…….. i really think you should have kept that to yourself…..” *makes mental note to tell Adam not to fetch this fellow anymore lest the pee stain his car*
I just had KoayTeowThng for lunch in an effort to have something that won’t hurt my throat CareBearJoanne and i are supposed to continue with our cocktail reviews later I’m trying to decide whether to drink or not Obviously the grown-up mature side of me is saying: Don’t be stupid, you’re going to get more sick and then only you’ll regret Whereas the delusional side of me is going: alcoholcuresall alcoholcuresall alcoholcuresall!
>_< Choices, choices…
Even as AdamPoserPan patted me on the back yesterday cos i was coughing sharply all night, I’d still gather enough voice to squeak, “Alcohol cures all!” cheekily
Poser Goes On Radio
Oh yea, forgot Okay not really forgot, but forgot to write here FLY FM (95.8) launches today! So AdamPoserPan shall be going on his first Fly show live at 3-8 pm for the drivetime slot
Ha, finally he gets paid to jabber on and on 5 hours a day 15 minutes at 11:30 pm isn’t enough for him So maybe now i’ll get some peace and quiet at night
One Tree Hill All The Way
I spent all weekend watching OneTreeHill, partying and shopping
Now i have a fucking bad sore throat Cannot talk properly, i sound like a walrus
I can’t believe it After having doleful thoughts that i will not experience any good rave this year (except maybe Zoukout in Spore come Dec 10th) The Renault F1 Pit Party is happening at Sepang Go Kart Circuit Saturday 29th October 2005 Hard house *woot*
And Yoji Biomehanika is coming I repeat,
YOJI FUCKING BIOMEHANIKA IS COMING OMFG
And so am i, i swear
Plus the BassAgents are spinning! *fengfengfengfeng*
MaryBerry PassedOutBen Gobi GBK Rita HonSeng Are you ready to partay?!
*fengfengfengfengfeng*
A Fleeting Office Moment
A fleeting moment of peace Arcade Fire is playing My piled up work deadlines have been pushed to next issue *phew* Not so stressed
And i looked over at the picture of Adam and me on the boat In the sunshine with me asleep on his lap He’s grinning I can almost feel the bopping sensation Hear the crash of waves Feel the wind blow softly
Oh. That’s the aircon blowing.
I thought my imagination damn cun already :p
It was drizzling, and i was about to go into the house Stalling for time, i continued hanging out in the poser’s car to cuddle s’more The rain grew heavier
I peered out the car window “I’d better go, it’s getting heavier…” “And so are you!” piped up AdamPoserPan
Ma hai, you gonna get it la someday -_-
Wheeze Cough… Drink!
Still a bit sick but it’s allll good Fever gone, just blocked and runny nose
Yesterday, I went for a mother company dinner -_- *zzZzz* Because of that i couldn’t catch AzwinAndy and JollyMooky in action, sorry guys! So after that i went to the Kolkoff (i think) parisian jewelery launch in Starhill with LaughingLoga & RamjeetHalfOfRabbit Had wine, spoke to AaronExSlut for a bit, at least he didn’t mention that i got fatter eheehee Then went to Bond @ Avenue K Then to Cream @ Renaissance Then ta pau-ed fei kai in Petaling Street and gobbled it albeit tipsily and greedily on AdamPoserPan’s bed
Today, Fly FM trade launch *woot* at KL Convention Centre NST Kiosk something something at Lot 10 Grand Modesto’s something something jazz launch (???) Opening of Tiffin Bay in Starhill Opening of new wine bar at Chulan Square (near Bangkok Jazz)
Obviously the ones that i want to go for the most, i know the details well… and the ones i’m not too eager it’s all a-something-something
Into my pants please, more like it Paul Walker so hot Hot hot hot We all agreed that seeing their hot bodies covered with glittering drops of seawater is seXAY and the whole point of watching the movie
Yes, we are shallow bastards
Lynnzter posted the wabbit Adam and i got her from Spore And KinkyPugKevin posted our stupid picture too -_- That’s called plagiarism woi!
Exactly a year ago, Joyce went gaga over blues and reds in Sabah
My Week In Pix
So this is my past few days in pictures Bosan la everytime also take event and party pics Sometimes everyday pics are the best *thinks* Okay so maybe sometimes everyday is partying for me… But you know what i mean -_-
JonathanOh came back from Penang for holidays He hates it there but don’t you worry, only one more month!!! Jon used to sit next to ChienChern, the head prefact then Obviously i’d rather copy homework from ChienChern cos he’s more accurate (… i’m not saying i didn’t want your homework Jon, I did! …) But he was a goody-two-shoes and wouldn’t let me :p Which was probably for my own fucking good -_-
Do Any Of You Boys Out There…
… have girlfriends who primp themselves up with weird facemasks?
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….. and you have to bear looking at them lovingly?
……
….even though you feel like laughing your guts out?
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….. but then that would be mean because they’re doing it to look pretty and nice for YOU.
…..
*ROFL* so cute. It’s Nu Skin, says he Don’t play play
Fuck man! I’m still laughing out loud looking at the pix!!!
Perhaps this is my way of getting back at him when i wanna be sayang-ed when i’m sick “Don’t worry baby, you’ll be back waddling around in no time!” he grins “Wahhh!!!!” *fever rising more*
Baby When The Lights… Go Out
I don’t know why i have that stupid boyband song in my head when lack of electricity comes to mind Bleaurgh EditorIan, PrincessAnna and i went to get ice-cream No point sitting in the dark, warm office bitching I was halfway sick at that point in the afternoon… But still in denial that i was sick and ate ice-cream anyway
I’m so prepared to take this photo down in the morning or when Ian sees it… Can just imagine him stalking up to my desk going “Joyce!!! Take that picture down right now!!!!”
:: See i knew it. Had to take it down haha. Oh well. Half day exposure not too bad hee hee ::
And i would have to lest be fired
:: Tiu, had to take the second one down too. No fun :p heh ::
I look damn auntie right? My eyes were itchy that yesterday when i was getting sick mar
The Pug, The Pan & The Fairy
… go for dinner in Megamall Oh and we had an extra comrade tonight – BracesAaron
I’m one of those annoying friends who when i feel like it I’d just take a picture of you shopping in Guardian you can’t run away Cos you just queued up for pretty fucking long
We decided on PiccoloMondo
KinkyPugKevin bought a pony for himself yesterday!!!
He’s called it Flippety Flop
See, even BracesAaron couldn’t resist touching her… ooer
The poser is abit more extreme – attention-whore!
Lazy to edit leh
Blow Baby Blow
Hmm i was referring to my blocked nose but that reminded me of something else When it was EditorIan’s birthday this month, PrincessAnna and i stayed back and crept into his office to fill it up with blue balloons (his favourite colour) We giggled at how irritated he’d be with all the damn balloons bouncing around his room the next day We weren’t completely daft and did buy a pump
Unfortunately, it was a ciplak one and didn’t work
I was shite at tying up the balloons And PrincessAnna was the same at blowing them up Anyway, she’d already made him this big beautiful banner to hang up
So i blew And she tied them up
I blew as many as i could And knew it was time to stop when my eye started twitching (that was a bit freaky yeah)
“Anna and i blew lotsa balloons up for Ian’s birthday tomorrow,” I told AdamPoserPan when he fetched me after his work “Aww that’s sweet.” “Yup, lips damn pain. Definitely won’t be blowing anything else for awhile.” “… no…”
*evil*
Anyway, after home-medicating myself and chucking magical Panadols and Clarinase down my throat all yesterday and today My fever subsided by evening today *strong fairy* I figure the best way to get well sometimes is to pretend you aren’t sick and just go about and do your normal shit Don’t you think that if you sloth and collapse all over the place like a sick dog, your mind tends to tell your body you CONFIRMED ARE sick and LAGI be sick?
That’s my twisted opinion anyway
My nose is still running and blocked annoyingly MaryBerry and FaiTheMai wanna go for Mambo But i really cannot make it la (sorry darlings) Can’t risk my fever coming back when i have some company dinner, launch events & parties thurs-sat
