I’ve been trying to get a cab for the PAST HOUR and i JUST MANAGED to get one -_- But it’ll only come in 20 minutes -_-
Fucking hell, not only is it Friday evening which Super Busy Cab time BUT it’s also buka puasa time
*stress*
Gonna reach my event damn fuckING late
Great. I just got a phonecall inquiring where i am It’s not my fucking fault ALL the cab companies are rejecting me It’s not my fucking fault that kl is going to be jammed now and that i’m going to take longer to reach there la fucKKKKKKKKKKk
This Should Help You Puasa
I was on the way home yesterday from work when i heard reckless shouting and whistles Turning my head to the side, i was greeted by the undesirable sight of bloody mat motors Mat motors!! In the lovely neighbourhood of Taman Tun@@!!
Damn fucking annoying
Just the other day i saw some mat-motors-to-be = primary school boys on bicycles And you know what one of them was doing? A wheelie in THE MIDDLE of the Penchala Link junction as the lights went green
How utterly intelligent -_-
So dum dee doo I continued trotting home It relaxes me as i go over my workday and what i shall be up to later Just as thoughts of mat motors verbally sexually harrasing me breezed through my mind I spotted an old malay man on a motorbike out of the corner of my eye My evaluation of him whistling at me was a probable percentage of 20% And lo and behold, i heard a sleazy ‘hi’ and he slowly rode past
euch
My middle finger shot up automatically without my head even so much as turning a hair I have this wonderful ability to show my middle finger to cat-callers on impulse and at the same time evaluate how i’d avoid them if they suddenly came towards me (jump into a neighbour’s house etc)
So la di da Continued walking home And i saw Squirrel Nutkin’s cousin
You know Peter Rabbit? Squirrel Nutkin’s his friend wut, silly
…
Yea so i saw Squirrel Nutkin’s cousin…
….
Poor Squirrel Nutkin… wonder whether he knows about the accident yet
I’m midway through Season 1 of One Tree Hill And getting so into it AdamPoserPan and i take turns watching our shows So sometimes i end up watching Law&Order and Las Vegas instead
We were having an MSN conversation while we were at work
You’re supposed to design a namecard for me Oh yea i know i know I put a graphic image of you face there la… with pimples haha Oi OI What? Then at least the face got character mar kakaka Then you should have a card that’s curved Shaped like a hippo Fucker
Isn’t it sweet when boyfriends *try* to sing their other halfs a song? But AdamPoserPan doesn’t sing me nice songs We were in the lift after a long day’s work, getting ready to fall into bed and chill As the lift made its way up, he started singing (rather terribly and off-key)
“I’m a big big girl in a small small lift…” *growl* “Eh. Want to sleep on the sofa tonight is it.” “….no.”
Then i started jumping up and down in the lift throwing a tantrum like a 4-year-old
“Careful baby, i hear the wires of the lift about to snap…” *makes pretend-frightened face* “BWARGHGGHGHGH!!!!”
Then i shoved him against the lift wall and started bashing him up
….
No la -_- I don’t believe in Boyfriend Battery
It’s Thursday it’s Thursday I’m so glad Ramadhan (fasting) month is here because 1. Less events at night 2. Super fucking awesome buka puasa food at the market in Taman Tun everyday!!! Ayam percik! Roti jala! *grabs all*
*This Sat night is the FACES/Miss Malaysia World post party
Exactly a year ago, the Mercy Killing Incident involving SuckballLouis and a cockroach took place Up till now, Ash and i have not forgotten about it ๐
Fairies Are Real
I was going through my many many many folders of images Cos MaryBerry wants some pictures of birds for college And i found SO MANY HUNDREDS of photos i never got the time to edit and post up From Genting, Labuan, Spore, Kuching, Malacca… etc
And i found *this* too!
I took pix of them and got them to pose with the paper i printed out It’s amazing what i can suck my friends into doing
I stopped (lost theh plot haha), dunno why But hmm should i start again? I might get freaky looks 0_o
Damn should have made KennySia hold the sign too But at least i got him holding a pony! Weee!!!
I know you want the pony, Kenny ๐
Unnecessary Information Part II
WHY do boyfriends
– have to know which ex was better in bed? – want to know whose schlong was bigger? – who you had more fights with last time? – who all your ex-flings were? – how many times you had sex with them as well? – and then how far you went with each and every one? – bring up those points in ‘discussions’? – disallow an ending when there really isn’T an ending anyway?!
Personally, i don’t think that all this information is necessary AT ALL for boyfriends to know The past is the past Why compare? Why dwell on something that didn’t involve you in the first place? Knowing all this is just going to make you insecure about everything you do with your now-girlfriend
Am i doing it right? Am i good enough? Hey, she never fought with her ex like this last time, this must suck for her now.
This goes the same for girls la.
Why would you want to know about your boyfriend’s past sex life? How on EARTH would that make you feel any better?
Just fucking be confident that you’re the one with him now and stop wondering whether – his ex’s tits were bigger – her waist was smaller – she was better at going down on him – she made him laugh more – they fought way less then the both of you
Damn stupid la. I’m damn annoyed This is called COMMON SENSE.
I’m so ecstatic today i’m practically bouncing around the place MaryBerry asked what’s wrong with me We went for dinner in Delicious @ 1U I felt like throwing up so i just had hot tea 0_o No, i’m not pregnant -_-
I misplaced my freaking Chanel eyeliner for weeks already Looked all over Adam’s place and through all my handbags So it’s gone *sniff* … or he took it But he doesn’t wear eyeliner >_< I actually fancy hot guys to wear eyeliner Jappy hot guys with eyeliner… *dropsdead*
So i went to get a new one today Cos pay is out, yippee!!!!
Pay is out pay is out pay is out!!!!
*tries not to think about bills*
Pay is outtttt!!!!!!
It’s always a good feeling to know you have money to spend (though i shouldn’t)
Happy happyhappyhappyhappyhappy!!! *babbles to self*
*phew*
I know it sounds like i’m on Malibu, but i promise i’m not!
Swear on fairies. See.
Now i shall chill at home and wait for the poser to finish work
PassedOutBen went to Penang for work last weekend,
“You know what?” “Whatwhat.” “In Penang, some girl came up to me and said ‘hey you’re PassedOutBen!’ Fuck wei, can die. Penang also cannot run.” “Teeheehee yay!”
Fairy Hiding Place
Sometimes i turn my head really quickly Hoping to catch sight of a fairy peeking at me from somewhere
I took those at Rahsia when CareBearJoanne and i went there for a food review The cuisine there is seriously worth it, comparing it’s price to other fine dining restaurants around Like, one main dish would be around 30+ if my memory serves me right
Obviously couldn’t use this picture for work cos silly HotJason had to stand in the way -_-
This was last Thursday night when LaughingLoga and i went for the Kolkoff jewelery launch at Starhill, very last minute
After the FLY FM Launch last Friday evening, there was a stupid traffic jam as expected in KL city
*click to enlarge*
So when in jam, take pictures!
And take more pictures! (obviously the poser doesn’t mind taking pictures)
At Terrace Bar outside TAG
The Kiddy Edition
Yes i love children Hence i love taking pictures of children, though i figure they could turn out much better… the pictures i mean! Damn, i’m not that mean la…
Little boy getting bored watching women prance around in big skirts at the Rainforest Musicfest in Kuching 2005
Not gonna put cute-sy banging text on the photos cos they *are* strangers, most of the kids And i doubt their parents would like that after some of them being nice to let me photograph their children like a freaking stalker
Wee! Sliding into sand is fun! Especially beach sand! Like a mega-huge sandbox! (also think big litter box for messy cats)
Okay i know sometimes my friends think i’m spawn of evil When i spot tiny kids pottering around 1Utama or something And i say out loud, “One KICK sure die.” I’m just *saying* that they’re so cute and tiny and small… That one kick… sure die la… get it?
:p
Oops. This small girl caught me pointing the lens at her just as i was about to snap Girls are always more observant in particular things
This is what you call a 5-year-old ‘double yoo tee eff’ look
You suck, i suck
“Where’s my water, Mommy?”
Damn cuteeeee, just wanna CUBIT till die right! *eeee*
Hee hee saved the best for last
Little Keno!
LaughingLoga, BlackChickJessie and i went for Shireen and Ross’ son’s 1-year-old Birthday Party at Bangkok Jazz last June
Damn A *bit* happening right… He even got a motorised bike to ride 0_o Heck, when *i* was one, i got a big stuffed lion to pretend-ride on -_- Pretend-ride okay, how sedih is that ๐ But it’s all good cos my imagination was awesome even back then
I’ll put the picture up one day when i feel like embarassing myself cos i’m wearing these leet heart-shaped plastic sunglasses Poser from young yo
Loga, Jessie and i were seated at a particular table The one filled with Singles & Childless people I felt young, soddof
Until Shireen was telling Keno to say hi to ‘auntie’
0_o
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0_o
Walau ey It really made me feel that i’m entering ‘auntiehood’
– have to know which ex was better in bed? – want to know whose schlong was bigger? – who you had more fights with last time? – who all your ex-flings were? – how many times you had sex with them as well? – and then how far you went with each and every one? – bring up those points in ‘discussions’? – disallow an ending when there really isn’T an ending anyway?!
Personally, i don’t think that all this information is necessary AT ALL for boyfriends to know The past is the past Why compare? Why dwell on something that didn’t involve you in the first place? Knowing all this is just going to make you insecure about everything you do with your now-girlfriend
Am i doing it right? Am i good enough? Hey, she never fought with her ex like this last time, this must suck for her now.
This goes the same for girls la.
Why would you want to know about your boyfriend’s past sex life? How on EARTH would that make you feel any better?
Just fucking be confident that you’re the one with him now and stop wondering whether – his ex’s tits were bigger – her waist was smaller – she was better at going down on him – she made him laugh more – they fought way less then the both of you
Damn stupid la. I’m damn annoyed This is called COMMON SENSE.
