It’s a happy day! I just got home from work, it’s about to rain and i’m snuggled in my pajamas already Listening to AndyLau’s new CD – All About Love Makes me think of AshleyTheMonkey cos she’s the one who got me stuck on chinese songs in the first place I miss Ash, faster come back la
EditorIan *so* makes fun of me listening to chinese songs -_- I play all sorts of songs in the office from rock to vocal trance to dance to whispery emo shit Then i played JayChou the other day
“Joyce, what are you listening to?!” “Jay Chou…” “I thought you don’t speak chinese.” “I don’T. But it’s damn nice… the feel is damn different..”
I tried explaining more but he waved me away
Then when i happily grabbed at the AndyLau CD in the office today, he went “Oh well, let you get in touch with your roots.” Me:
And just because i’m all happy clappy about going for BassAgent’s Hard Sequence this Saturday He’s making fun of the whole feng and chinese thing too
Again, i tried explaning more but failed
PassedOutBen called me just as i’m surfing online “What are you doing?” He was driving home from work “Listening to Andy Lau’s new cd!” I chatted excitedly “Whatthefuck.” “What? You know i listen to chinese songs wut.” “Yeah… but you’re the one always categorizing people who are CE (chinese educated) all.” “…”
Penises & KL City
My thoughts hovered over this line that Xiaxue wrote recently “I think if I were a guy I’ll be a respectable size, because I heard penises match egos.”
At first i was like, hmm haha Then i thought, wait… that’s *so* not true And because my thoughts run all over the place at a time, the next thing i thought was I think if i were a guy, i’d have a big package because if i have decently-sized titties now, surely it’d compensate in other areas in another life…? Where whichafter my thoughts ran back to egoistic men with large penises The thought wait… that’s *so* not true played back in my head
Immediately, random names of super egoistic men i know with small penises came to mind Eh wait, i’m not saying that i have slept with guys with small packages la and that’s how i can judge
It’s just that girls talk. We all know already that girls memang talk alot ala Sex & The City
Somehow i always have friends telling me (not always desired) information concerning their sex partner, be they straight or gay
Whose got the bigger package, who’s circumcised, who trims his pubes, who has the hairy bum, who takes 10 seconds flat to cum, who’s thin but long, who makes alot of noise…
…
There’s probably more, i just can’t remember.
Typical conversation:- “Hey, i’m going out with —— nowadays.” “HA? Really… why la, he’s okay only wut.” “Well he’s sweet and funny.” “Okay… have you guys slept together yet?” “Oh, no…. why?” “Well *whisperwhisper*” *laughs* “Oh shit! Really… that sucks! Well don’t worry, i’m not going to sleep with him!”
And so she didn’t
See boys,
size does matter.
Drenched Fairy
I crept out of the bedroom in the morning Dressed for work and made up I:t was raining heavily outside What heaven it would be, i sighed inwardly To creep back under the covers and snuggle back to sleep with the poser
I took a bit of time locking the door from the outside For i always get the wrong side of the key facing up Goddamn
It was still pouring heavily The sky fairies must be having a ball up there
I stared out into the rain stonily as i called for a cab Adam is sick and i think he needs as much rest as possible So it wouldn’t make any sense for him to wake up to fetch me to work when i can let him sleep till noon
I stood on the steps of the apartment willing it to slow down at the very least … No such luck Looks like i’d have to run an estimated 40 feet to the lobby where my cab was I didn’t know the way at the carpark you see
So i took a deep breath Clutched at my sequin bag And scuttered out Unexpected ‘waaaa!!’ squeals escaped my lips as i Hopped Skipped Ran Almost tripped
I reached office “Oh my god… you look positively drenched! Or is it your gel…?” asked PrincessAnna
Now i just want curry puffs from SS2 Curry puffs… curry puffs.. curry puffs…*chants incessantly*
So this is me after a bath Obviously no picture during a bath la, you wish
I just jumped out of the shower and reckoned i looked funny with all my hair standing up after i washed it, so i took a picture
Me with No wax No gel No make up No clothes (heh)
Joyce Interviews…
Sometimes for work, i get to meet really interesting people for interviews One example would be Roger Sanchez Sometimes they’re nice and fun Sometimes they’re annoying and diva-like Sometimes they’re boring and look nothing like in their pictures In the end, they may be famous, but everyone is human
So i’m supposed to do another interview this month I was telling AdamPoserPan about it on MSN
Guess who i’m supposed to interview this month! Who? Me? Haha … Who? You. What Yup. What Ya la.
Adam and i joked about it last time seeing it as a possibility and now we’re actually doing it haha The irony
EditorIan joked that we can have an ‘Exclusive Under-The-Covers’ interview
KoayTeowKrazy
Oh i got to eat my Koay Teow for lunch! I kept on disturbing PrincessAnna 10 am: “Koay Teowwww Koay Teow will be so nice nowwww” 12 pm: “Come on! Lunch time! Let’s go let’s go let’s go!!!” 12:30 pm: “Where’s Ian? Doesn’t he wanna go lunch? Maybe he had breakfast without us and isn’t a hurry, let’s goooo!”
Then when i finally settled down with my bowl or Koay Teow, i crooned to it “Oh! I’ve been waiting for you alllll morning…”
And when i was almost done with it, “Oh no… my little heaven is almost over…”
Anna:
Alamak
It’s raining Pitter patter On a Wednesday morn
Koay teow soup Would be lovely To slurp now
*
Went out with Rudy last night Had a nice little chat over… beer, hee hee And where the beer is, the PassedOut will come And come he did, for a while
Then went for the trivia quiz thing at Orange @ Hartamas with LaughingLoga and co. I contributed by answering questions to do with Sex&TheCity and Starbucks At least after all those HOURS i spent watching SATC, i knew what Carrie got drunk on her first time in Vogue -_- Yea i don’t know many trivia answers Damn useless wan
But we won!
So we have to set the questions for the next quiz, i have to set one category by myself and *big crazy flashing eyes* it’s gonna be a FAIRY CATEGORY MWAHAHAHAHAH
I got a miss call while i had trotted to EditorIan’s office to ask him something So upon viewing the number, i chewed on my nails (literally speaking) a tad Wondering whether it was someone innocent trying to get ahold of me Or This guy in the media industry i pretty much dislike
Sigh Takkan i miss an important call cos i’m avoiding a prick right? So i called back
“Hello?” GoddamN. It sounds like him, fuck. “Yeah. Hi. You called my number?” i said stonily “Erm, i did?” Yup, sounds ALOT like him. Fuck! Feel like putting down the phone now and pretending my phone ran out of batt suddenly… But i tahaned. “Yeah. I just got a call from your phone… who’s this.” Hmph i don’t think he deserves a ‘please’ Yuck to him all the way man! “Who’s this?” “*sigh* This is Joyce. Who’s this?” “This is Sufian.” “Who?” oops. oh shit, be nice now, it’s not who i thought it was after all “Sufian… Fly Guy?” “Oh SHIT… Hi! It’s Joyce here! Omg sorry i was kinda rude and all, i thought it was someone i really *didn’t* want to hear from!” *laughs* “Oh Joyce! Yeah yeah Adam used my phone earlier, hang on.”
I feel like an ass and a half as he passes the phone to AdamPoserPan
“Hi!” “Oh no, guess what… i thought Fly was —– just now and wasn’t very polite to him! You know i dislike —–!!!” “—–?! Oh, i hate him.” “I know! I *so* don’t wanna talk to him. Argh. Sorry!” “You know, it would be nice if you were a little bit nicer to my boss.” “…..”
We spoke for a minute, i hung up, and went to bang my head on the wall repeatedly.
Moral Of The Story Is:
Never Assume Who Miss Called You and only be impolite when you’re VERY SURE it’s the person you intend to be impolite to on the other side of the line
Yup, i’m getting a new baby! I thought that i might as well write this here instead of explaining to everyone bla bla bla
When it was first brought up to me I was stunned Then i got kinda worried about the financial side Thought of asking my parents But my dad just started his own enviromental consultation company so i feel really bad for burdening him with extra costs when he now has to take on other bills like wages, office space rent, etc I wasn’t too into asking Adam about it cos it really is *mine* at the end of the day But he insisted and insisted on helping me out
Now, I can’t wait… I’m going to kiss it and love it and cuddle it and take lots and lots of pictures, you can be sure! *click*
I thought of going over to your place to watch One Tree Hill. It would’ve been nice, for your bed is so much more comfy to watch tv in compared to my sofa at home. I could have layan-ed myself with wine, buried amidst the big soft pillows, with Lucas and Nathan to teman me.
But then i decided against it.
Cos being in that big bed without you would have made me miss you more. Little me in the big bed alone ๐
Dowan.
Love, Joyce.
Out Of The Ordinary
I had to work a bit last night and take pictures of the Miss Malaysia World finalists at their post party dinner As opposed, for the pre party post – *click here*
Mezza Notte, the italian restaurant below The Loft @ AHR
and Emmeline whom i reckoned was going to win anyway She looks much better in life la… the pic a bit off >_<
PassedOutBen wanted to meet up so LaughingLoga was to drop me off in Hartamas But i was damnnnn sleepy and after he din pick up his hp i thought he was gone already So i went home And passed out
0_o
Joyce. Passing out early on Sat night. “We’re really getting old.” said LaughingLoga “….”
I woke up this morning in my bed to hear my dog barking incessantly “Shut the fucccck up laaaaa!!!” I growled into my pillow as i tried to fall back asleep Sunday is my only off day this week And i’m going to bloody hell wake up AFTER NOON so help me god
NickIsTaller bought me lunch and i watched MTV while DaddyDearest washed the car Damn, i haven’t experienced life at home on a Sunday for months… “This is a rare Sunday, that you’re actually in!” DaddyDearest said “Heh.” i switched from watching tv to reading bout the earthquake in Pakistan
Waiting for LaughingLoga to pick me up now to go to LaBodega and have a chill-out Sunday
AdamPoserPan is away in Spore for work with MareDiva till Monday So i haven’t seen or spoken to him since Thurs nite Okay okay i know it’s not long like it is for AshleyTheMonkey and FaiTheMai
But i guess seeing him everyday for a while at a time And suddenly, No fat jokes, no bad singing, no name-calling of ‘TP!’ and ‘Porkpie!’, and no cuddling causes his absence to kinda hit me
Don’t get me wrong la, i’m so not the clingy type I LIKE having time away from the boyfriend In fact, i rejoice when i know that we’re to spend some time away from each other (rejoice low-key la, wait kena kicked by him heh) Cos then, i get to get some shit done, see my other beloveds a bit more and when he comes back i appreciate our time with each other more ๐
I guess i just miss him a bit more then i thought i would
