was awesome, so to speak Not crowded and happy clappy people drinking and dancing
MaryBerry and QueenKanch took fucking ages just getting out of the car and walking to the club First they forgot something, then Mary wanted to put something in the boot, then while they were both doing that, Kanch stepped in a bit of water and wanted tissue to wipe it off, so had to open the car doors again -_- Then the car park guy had no change.
I was giving my mata sepet look at them the whole time wishing AshleyTheMonkey was there to share my exasperation
MaryBerry is looking sexier and sexier nowadays I’m not sure whether QueenKanch looks miang or sleepy…
BlackChickJessie was WILD that night
Lam was drunk and singing along to the songs “Wow! You know all the lyrics! Cool!” “No la, just pretend only! Nobody can hear wan!” *continues singing loudly*
Fairy Spoilt
KinkyPugKevin and i were pottering around Kinokuniya on Saturday afternoon I introduced him to the wonder of children’s books and we spent ages there
I hopped to my usual corner of fairy storybooks to see what new ones they had brought in Upon setting my eyes on a new big one, i grabbed at it excitedly
“WAH! Damn nice right!!! WAHHHHH!!!” “Hmm yea it’s quite nice, get it la.” *turns book around* “Aiya, i’ll buy it when pay comes out la. Spend money on other things first!” “Oh okay.”
Then we separated ways I went to pore over photography and fashion books upstairs
As we walked to Chinoz On The Park to meet AdamPoserPan for wine, he held out a Kinokuniya bag to me “Oh, what did you buy?” “It’s for you.” “Huh?!”
He bought me the fairy book on the sly to give to me!! That was so fucking unexpected!!!
I read the book out loud in the dim light of Chinoz “…a flower fairy is 5-10 centimetres tall!…”
AdamPoserPan and KinkyPugKevin continued their conversation, totally ignoring me That’s okay. I babbled along happily to myself Adam turned around and waved for the waiter I thought he wanted to order something extra
“Hey waiter? Waiter? Do you think we could sit in separate tables please, yes, one just for her.”
PrincessAnna & i
PrincessAnna and i went for a food review the other day Which totally sucked ass, ’nuff said.
Vainpot Anna and poser me in the sunny tea room –
Someone said we look like ‘tai-tais in the making’ We wish Then we wouldn’t have to work anymore and just spend the rest of our lives traveling, eating and holiday-ing
I just put the pics up Even tho it’s later then the story heh
K, see below was when PassedOutBen wanted to show me the shoes he was dying for This was MONTHS ago btw, his latest pair was just purchasedtwo weeks ago -_-
The Tiffany Dunks. Oh Joy. I mean, okayla, i also go gaga over certain materialistic things But not until…
Damn obsessive right? Then when i kept on insulting him about it, he’d just go:
When he got the shoes, i noticed a phenomenal coincidence – His treasured TiffanyDunks are the same colour as the MyLittlePony sticker i stuck in his car! (there used to be a fairy sticker but it peeled off ‘because of the sun’ he said hmM)
“Oh wowee! Your dunks are the same colour as my pony sticker! Haha!!!” “Friend. Do not. Associate. Your pony. With my shoes.”
See?! SEE?! See what i mean?!?! PassedOutBen has too many shoes
…
And these aren’t even all the Shoe Photos in my pc I’m just too lazy to hunt for the others, and i found these with MINIMAL EFFORT
POB smsed me last night “I bumped into some girl i didn’t know. And she called me passed out ben. Can die.”
So next time, ask him to ‘Stop Buying Shoes!’ instead
And together, we can all work together to help PassedOutBen overcome his obsessive disorder
PassedOutBen 2nd Edition was posted up a year ago – *click*
PassedOutBen & His Obsession
I was buying a top at The Curve the other day
Got an accidental curry stain on my white top
Stains are totally rational reasons to buy a new top
Walking around in stained clothing is slobby full stop
I tried on an ‘S’ which is usually my size
When i came out of the dressing room, PassedOutBen asked
“So how? Buying ar?”
“Erm no… i wanna try on another size first, this one a bit too tight la.” I said meekly
“What size is that?”
“S…”
“Cannot fit ‘S’ meh?”
“It’s prollie the brand, i usually buy small.”
“You know what this means right.”
“It means this brand is abit different la the size.”
“It means you’re in denial.”
He went to buy ANOTHER pair of shoes in Showroom on the day before his birthday
“Eh i want to see something at Showroom.”
“Again?? Haih, okay.”
I know by now that *every* time he says that, what he *really* means is he’s going to buy something there
When i saw him at the counter, i started freaking out
“WHAT?!!??! Another pair of shoes?!”
“It’s newwwwww!!!” he squealed excitedly
-_-
So every new pair that comes out must buy la
-_-
Since it was his birthday, i cut him some slack
“Okay la… is this your birthday present to yourself or something.”
“Yeah!” He answered enthusiastically
Then i remembered the Tiffany Dunks
“But you just bought a pair last month…”
“…so…”
“So your birthday is every month la.” I was fucking sarcastic so the max, i swear
“…”
No answer from the birthday boy
Yay, i win
Shaking my head, i looked over at the box that the lad behind the counter was packing
My chin jerked up and i stared at the big-eyed lad
“From now on. You are noT allowed to sell anymore shoes to him.”
I put on my sternest expression, wagged my finger at him and pointed at PassedOutBen
And repeated myself haltingly for emphasis
“Understand? You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Sell. Anymore. Shoes. To. This. Fellow.”
PassedOutBen retaliated
“Oiiiii”
“You.” I turned to him. “Keep quiet. No more shoes!!!!!”
The guy behind the counter laughed
“Ya la… next time we’ll put his picture outside… banned.”
I couldn’t help laughing with him
Obviously PassedOutBen didn’t share the humour
Anyway, it’s not like as if Showroom is going to put that sign up
Which idiot would ban one of their best suckers oops i mean clients
My Toes Hurt
After SuperPartying on Thursday with MaryBerry and QueenKanch And last night with the editorial team at the launch of Vogue Then TAG with AdamPoserPan FaiTheMai BracesAaron CheeHooi Akhi SueThePixie DreamerCyn AzwinAndy Dinesh etc
My feet motherfucking hurt
But my soul is happy so wee!
Jovin (owner of Vogue) really knows how to pamper the media 😉 We had a bottle compliments of him which got us all happy clappy and adoring Vogue So easy to buy our affection
I love Ramadhan month The clubs aren’t packed and awesome to party in!!!! I wish it was Ramadhan half the year
Bad News: Pit Party rave is canceled due to mourning the First Lady’s death
At office now -_- Finish up some shiat then gonna ciao!!!
Wah. My feet seriously damn pain wei >_<
(i just edited a bunch of photos but xanga fucking with me. sien la dowan to fiddle with it anymore, gonna go play X-Box with KinkyPugKev now wee!!!)
PassedOutBen 2nd Edition was posted up a year ago – *click*
PassedOutBen & His Obsession
I was buying a top at The Curve the other day
Got an accidental curry stain on my white top
Stains are totally rational reasons to buy a new top
Walking around in stained clothing is slobby full stop
I tried on an ‘S’ which is usually my size
When i came out of the dressing room, PassedOutBen asked
“So how? Buying ar?”
“Erm no… i wanna try on another size first, this one a bit too tight la.” I said meekly
“What size is that?”
“S…”
“Cannot fit ‘S’ meh?”
“It’s prollie the brand, i usually buy small.”
“You know what this means right.”
“It means this brand is abit different la the size.”
“It means you’re in denial.”
He went to buy ANOTHER pair of shoes in Showroom on the day before his birthday
“Eh i want to see something at Showroom.”
“Again?? Haih, okay.”
I know by now that *every* time he says that, what he *really* means is he’s going to buy something there
When i saw him at the counter, i started freaking out
“WHAT?!!??! Another pair of shoes?!”
“It’s newwwwww!!!” he squealed excitedly
-_-
So every new pair that comes out must buy la
-_-
Since it was his birthday, i cut him some slack
“Okay la… is this your birthday present to yourself or something.”
“Yeah!” He answered enthusiastically
Then i remembered the Tiffany Dunks
“But you just bought a pair last month…”
“…so…”
“So your birthday is every month la.” I was fucking sarcastic so the max, i swear
“…”
No answer from the birthday boy
Yay, i win
Shaking my head, i looked over at the box that the lad behind the counter was packing
My chin jerked up and i stared at the big-eyed lad
“From now on. You are noT allowed to sell anymore shoes to him.”
I put on my sternest expression, wagged my finger at him and pointed at PassedOutBen
And repeated myself haltingly for emphasis
“Understand? You. Are. Not. Allowed. To. Sell. Anymore. Shoes. To. This. Fellow.”
PassedOutBen retaliated
“Oiiiii”
“You.” I turned to him. “Keep quiet. No more shoes!!!!!”
The guy behind the counter laughed
“Ya la… next time we’ll put his picture outside… banned.”
I couldn’t help laughing with him
Obviously PassedOutBen didn’t share the humour
Anyway, it’s not like as if Showroom is going to put that sign up
Which idiot would ban one of their best suckers oops i mean clients
My Toes Hurt
After SuperPartying on Thursday with MaryBerry and QueenKanch And last night with the editorial team at the launch of Vogue Then TAG with AdamPoserPan FaiTheMai BracesAaron CheeHooi Akhi SueThePixie DreamerCyn AzwinAndy Dinesh etc
My feet motherfucking hurt
But my soul is happy so wee!
Jovin (owner of Vogue) really knows how to pamper the media 😉 We had a bottle compliments of him which got us all happy clappy and adoring Vogue So easy to buy our affection
I love Ramadhan month The clubs aren’t packed and awesome to party in!!!! I wish it was Ramadhan half the year
Bad News: Pit Party rave is canceled due to mourning the First Lady’s death
At office now -_- Finish up some shiat then gonna ciao!!!
Wah. My feet seriously damn pain wei >_<
(i just edited a bunch of photos but xanga fucking with me. sien la dowan to fiddle with it anymore, gonna go play X-Box with KinkyPugKev now wee!!!)
Exactly a year ago, i FIRST BLOGGED about oh-so-famous PassedOutBen 1st Edition – *click*
It’s A Beautiful Day!
Have you not noticed?! How could you not!!
I was standing under a big shady tree My purchase of cold soyabean milk held in a plastic bag The sun was shining happily The wind was blowing, leaves were flying casually A tween clad in fuchsia (my favourite colour!) skipped past me The bling-blings on my shoes and bag were sparkling in the sunlight My smooth freshly-waxed legs felt fuckingfab in my short skirt
…when you actually think about it To have your other half pass on so early in life
I’d already heard from 4 people about the death of our Prime Minister’s wife this morning before i sat down at my work station AdamPoserPan told me while i was brushing my teeth, the valet guy, the taxi driver, and AdminAlicia.
Then PrincessAnna comes into office with wide eyes “Eh, i heard the prime minister’s wife so died right?” “What a way to put it wei…!”
>_<
Yeah I’m A Freak
It’s been ages since i dug out my old music to listen to Shaking my head and pursing my lips to Silverchair now I don’t really know how to put on a cool show Hmm i caN put on a cool show 😉 If only i could be as cool as you I think i can be as cool as you. No wait. I’m definitely cooler. But to be as poser as you… Sure lose la.
Below are pics from feng-ing last Sat night HardSequence @ Saxophone
Hee hee
Joyce Stayed Home
So here i am
Sitting at home
…
Okay well MaryBerry canceled on me last minute 🙁
And it was already 10 pm by then and i lost my mood to go out
KinkyPugKevin had been drinking at Terrace Bar for the past 4 hours
How la to catch up
BAT peeps were all at Luna Bar’s ladies’ night launch
“Where are you?” LaughingLoga asked
“I’m at home.”
“Oh my god. What are you doing at home?” he said incredulously above a hub of alcoholic noise “Where are you?” “Where you’re supposed to be! I thought you supposed to come with Jose? Omg *repeats self* You’re at home…”
“What’s wrong wi…” I stopped talking when i realised the phone was away from his bald head
“Oh my god. She’s at home!”
Great. Tell everyone around you la.
I hear a female voice going ‘oh my god’ as well.
-_-
After a few muffled seconds, i hear a distinct voice on the phone again.
“Woman. What are you doing at home?!” It was BlackChickJessie
“Sometimes, i actually *like* being at home you know…!” I sighed
But after those two incidences
I have to admit i felt like i was missing out *something* if not both outings
🙁
I looked at the time
It was almost 10:30 pm
It would take me half an hour to change and grab a cab there
Then i would only have an hour plus before the poser finishes work
Cheh
A bit lack right the time… dowan la
So i went back to my at-home-behaviour and did my shit
….
What happened?!
I used to be all gogogo and go out fucking six nights in a row
Now all my friends know that i have this lame ‘I-have-to-be-done-by-midnight’ line
Cos that’s when AdamPoserPan finishes work
I’m not sure whether i’m growing up (growing sideways ya lar) or growing attached
I seem to be inclined to be done with my going-out by midnight and spend a few hours after that cuddling and watching DVDs
NO!
I refuse to become an old fart!!!
Just to make sure that bugger was going to pick me up after work, i smsed him
Walau
Imagine if i stayed home all night so that i can see him properly and he cancels all me all
Confirm angry gila wan
:p
We’re staying at our HappyPlace all week 😀
Pampering is always good 😀
He called me back, shouting like a motherfucker on the phone
“I’m going to WHOOP YOUR ASS! ARE YOU READY?! I’m gonna WHOOP YOUR ASS BEEATCH!!! Get ready for some X-boxaction tonight!”
I giggled.
He continued enthusiastically
“I’m gonna WHOOP. YOUR. ASS!!!”
“Hmm. If you wanna talk about ass, confirm you lose la if i sit my ass on you.”
“Oh, that’s for sure. And your tummy too!”
“Oi!”
I really give him too many bullets to shoot la. Tiu.
mata sepet look 
