What The Fuck Happened?

I went to Velvet with PrincessAnna last night to drink to Razlan for his birthday
Then i dragged her up to TwilightActionGirl for awhile
Franz Ferdinand was playing and i was bouncing off the walls with joy
Then we went back down to get her friend

And when we went back up and entered…

What the fuck.

The music wasn’t happy alternative punk rock whatever
It was hard trance.

-_-

I stood around and moved a bit
SueThePixie and DreamerCyn were next to me too

Cyn was trying to make me drink more Long Island Tea
“Drink.”
“No thanks, later la.”

5 minutes later,
“Drink!”
“Dowan..”
She stared at me, “Ohmygod. Where’s Joyce?”

-_-

The music STILL hadn’t changed and the beats were boring me
I mean, come on.
If i wanted to listen to the same ol’ common hard trance/prog house, i could have gone to Zouk or anywhere else

The reason your faithful crowd and i still go to The Loft is to get our dosage of the Kaiser Chiefs, Pulp, The Killers, Franz and what have you.
And now, you say you have to play hard for the crowd there?!

WE ARE THE CROWD THERE.

We are your ori crowd when you started, giving you a crowd in the first place!

True, there are new people there who look like they’re popping and dancing like they’re at a rave
Some of us stood around praying and waiting for the music we like to come back on…

“It’s coming back, i think… sounds like the beat is changing…” said Sue, cocking her head to one side whilst listening to the music carefully
“Really?…” i waited impatiently
After 10 minutes…
“I don’t think it’s coming back la…”
“Yea i don’t think so too…”

“Hey.. why did they change the music? The ones just now were so much nicer!!” squealed PrincessAnna
“I dunno la. Damn potong stim.”

For fuck’s sake, give us back our Friday happiness!

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I Want A Hug.

🙁

Photoshop is such a marvel
I’m sitting here clicking on the ‘Play’ button while it does my recorded work for me
:p
Of course i still have to go through all the pictures
-_-

I CANNOT wait to sleep!
Think of the money, Joyce, think of the money la la la

It was really last minute but i shot to an event last minute @ Westin just now after work
Happy-chatted to Kaye, Sazzy, Calvin, Hideaki, Amani and a few others

Then had wine, pizza and pasta just outside Lot 10

Then i was a pure angel and came home to do work

My head hurts, faster la Photoshop, i wanna sleeeeeeep

What a busy day.
I went out with KokYew for an Italian lunch since its his birthday 🙂
I need more sleep i need more sleep…

Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire was pretty alright
I didn’t feel like there was a build up towards the end though cos the entire movie was filled with action

Ron’s such a wuss, he needs a tight slap to get that whine and moan outta him once and for all!

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Madonna Party @ Liquid

Last Friday night

I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with the picture loading
And can’t be bothered
Anyway the text says
“i swear i only baby talk to a select few..!”

I swear.
These two take to the camera like me to Malibu.

Ying asked me to go for a private party @ Citron happening that same night
AdamPoserPan was berlagaking with me -_-

“Oh i got invited for this private party in Ampang tomorrow night, supposed to be pretty cool, a few hundred people and shit.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, it’s like this joint birthday party between five guys.”
“Oh okay, where is it?”
“Citron.”
“Oh i got invited too.”
“oH!…”

So since Ying was coming from a different direction,
the poser and the diva picked me up from Liquid
Though we all happily split up to do our own thang there

I was never allowed out till a major war in my house when i was aged 16
Really
The only thing i went out to do was to go to school.
And walk my dog.
🙁

Ying used to live a few doors away from me so we’d see each other everyday as i walked my dog, and she, her bunny.
🙂

I got fucking annoyed at Citron listening to this girl talk cock
I didn’t know why everyone was so layaning her when her story wasn’t that interesting
Then someone told me she won some pageant last year (figures -_- )
Anyway i thought she was mighty unattractive, outside and inside, so i walked off

Red & white wine and beer was flowing
But abscence of sleep from the night before deterred me from drinking too much in case i pass out on the lawn or something
That wouldn’t be nice… nope nope nope.

Vijen fluttered to my side and asked me to massage his back
I was like, wtf, *i* need a massage more!
So he massaged my back and i almost died on the spot cos it was so damn good
Then some chick must’ve caught his eye cos he suddenly gave me a pat and ran off

Oi!

Saturday night was MareDiva’s party @ the vip section in Velvet

I just got my hair cut this week in Toni & Guy @ Lot 10
Adam hated it so much he retaliated by colouring his hair
It’s blond, so he says
It’s like a dead mouse on your head, so KinkyPugKevin says

Wee hee hee! Edleen looks like a cute lil chipmunk here!

I bought Marion that flower for fun
But refused to carry it in and made Kevin do it instead cos i felt too corny carrying a flower into Velvet wearing a flowery skirt :p

I spent most of the night with Kev

Okay you know what makes me fucking annoyed?

People who only say hi or introduce their friends to someone else just cos they’re famous/hot
There were a few times that night when ppl i just met kept on introducing ppl who just arrived to everyone around,

Then it’d go to AzwinAndy
“Andy is a VJ with Hitz.tv!”
“Oh really? Wow nice to meet you!”
(you know i love that you won darling, not banging you k!)

And then when it’d come to me,
either they’d say which company i’m with (which okay, is totally fine) or
“Oh this is Adam’s girlfriend.”
Most of the time it was the latter.
After one too many times i’m like,

TIU I got no NAME ISSIT, maHAI!!

And then.
Most of the time they wouldn’t even turn to my KinkyPugKevin who’s just FREAKING NEXT TO ME and obviously with the group
What the FUCK WEI
It was damn obvious
I eyed him and we exchanged annoyed glances

Well we *did* meet some nice ppl that night too 🙂
Poser left early cos little boys sleep early, hoo hoo hoo!
No la, he had work the next day

After awhile, we got tired of the pretentious nonsense and ran around ourselves, fueled by cranberry vodka

I took a few pics but Kev has more, bugger.
Gimme!

At one point, AzwinAndy and i sat in the middle of the room
Saying to ourselves
Hello, here we are… isn’t it amazing… seven years ago we were blahing in the school canteen…

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Having too much food at a review allows me to take a doggy bag home for Steven!

None of us really fancied the rib-eye steak so i bungkus-ed it home
My mom was in the kitchen preparing dinner as i proudly plopped the styrofoam box on the counter

“What’s that?”
“Oh some leftover food from a review, it’s rib-eye steak!”

She sniffed it.

“Clean ar?”
“It just came from the restaurant la woi.”
“Give Nick la.”
“Dowan. Give Steven.”
“Give Nick.”
“Give Steven.”
“Give Nick.”
“Give Steven.”
“Idiot.”

Anyway, come on.
My brother NickIsTaller gets to eat nice food all the time
Poor doggy Steven eats about the same thing everyday
So boring for him.

Crap i gtg out for work now in kl with PassedOutBen
Ciaos

My Fantastic Sunday

I had one of the best Sundays i had in a long time
Usually my Sundays consist of me slothing in bed with Adam till 5 pm (when he wakes up)

Today,
I went for kick ass Rosemarin Chicken in Hungarian Backofen (in Hartamas)
I wasn’t too pleased that the portion seemed to have shrunk by three quarters since i last went there
-_-
*cough* Celine *cough*
But i still gobbled everything up gleefully cos i adore the gravy insanely

I went for a massage, got all the dratted knots out of my stressed body
*”Wah dik, ada banyak angin ya… jika dik tak datang, pasti dapat demam..”*
“Wow, if there’s alot of air… if you didn’t come for a massage soon, you’d probably get a fever…”said the malay lady at the massage parlour in Hartamas
Not bad. 50 bucks for an hour.

I watched Chicken Little.

I went for good ol’ tomato juice in Chilli’s in 1U.

I went to Mutiara Crowne Plaza Hotel for wine.
Was just going to go for awhile and layan. Then in the end the company proved to be interesting including Matt who manages Bar Savanh, the crown prince of Pahang, Sherry who’s opening a spa in Lot 10, and a few models.
Coincidentally, i was blahing 1U Chilli’s for their atrocious service and the dato’ who directs it was there
0_o
But i was honest and said the service there sucks compared to the ones in Bangsar and Megamall
:p

For once, i connected more with one of the models.
Most models i talk to are really shallow and idiotic.
So i happily bonded with her in Bliss till 2 something.

And here i am.

Home, happy tipsy and too lazy to put up photos from the weekend
Hee hee
Work tomorrow, sleep is more important for now!

Lalala…

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Drat The Mice!

Drat the mice, said she

And with that, she flopped onto her bed thinking of doing what she did best –

Procrastinating.

And she did just that…

 For about 15 minutes.

Till inspiration hit her and she got up

Jumping two steps down at a time,

She yanked the vacuum cleaner from under the stairs

And carried it up with her skinny arms.

Vacuum vacuum vacuum

Drat the mice!

Hate hate hate

Just the thought of them running here there and everywhere

Euch!

*

Perhaps the mice heard me bitching bout them in O’Sushi and decided to move into my house instead

Not funny

>_<

Of all the things they bit into, it HAD TO BE

My most expensive thong.

Whatthefuck wei

(okay obviously i don’t wear it much cos it presses down on my hip fats at the moment… but still!!)

I cleaned out my cupboards, behind them, under my bed

Every nook, corner and hidey-hole
Till i was absolutely certain there were no mice in my room, not even baby ones

0_o

“So did you find any mice in your room?” DaddyDearest asked slyly, probably glad i had to clean my room in some way

“No… though i was all ready to leap up and out if one came out!!!” i gasped back in horror, “Where are they? I cleaned everywhere and couldn’t find any!”

“Obviously they’re not around now…”

“Oh.”

He glanced over at the big plastic bags on the floor that i had dragged out from under the bed

“What are those?” he asked pointedly

“Old clothes la, supposed to give away wan.”

“Old clothes… or too fat to wear?” he shot back cheekily

“WOI! Old clothes la! OLD KIDDY CLOTHES!!!” 

AdamPoserPan called me before going in to night work

“So whatcha doing?” he casually asked.
“I’m cleaning my room… cos there might be mice!!!” i wailed in distress

“Mice?! Wow, i guess now you can’t complain about the ants in my room cos mice are so. Much. Worse.”

“… Well at least i got everything clean so they have noTHING to bite! And my room has mice cos my *house* has mice. Your *room* has ants cos of all the food in the room!”

“Well mice are still worse.”

*thinks quickly*

“I wouldn’t have mice if it wasn’t for you. I was thinking about it and it’s part your fault too.”

“Me?! Why is it my fault you have mice in your room?!”

“Because. The only time the mice come out is at night. And they only come into *my* room cos i’m not sleeping at home with air-con and the door is left open! And that’s because i’m sleeping at your place practically all week!”

“… i see. So i guess it’s *both* our faults you have mice in your room.”

Damn layan wei.

“YuP. You should have come over and help me clean up just now.”

“Rightttttt.”

Okay. I guess layan time over.

-_-

I hurried up with my cleaning for i had an appointment

To talk about some even more depressing news then my favourite underwear being chewed…

Insurance.

Hmm do you think insurance covers chewed clothes?

… i think not.

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