TAG Topped It Off Nicely

I’m going to leave office in a bit
Coming to work on a SATURDAY is NO FUN.
Nuh-uh.

I feel like i need a detox. Like, really really really.
My phlegm was green, red (abit of blood) and blue (?) this morning…
Weird.

I LOVE MY KINKYPUG!!!!
KEVIN I LOVE YOU!!!

Heh. KinkyPug was a sweetheart and temaned me to my events last night, making it a super night.
9 hours together, margaritas at TGIFs in kl, Thai Club (yuk), Armada Hotel (-_-), jug of Vodka Redbull at Terrace Bar, jug of beer at TAG, Velvet, then TAG again…

“Hey isn’t that Kenny Sia?” Kevin pointed out to me
I’m always oblivious to everything around me at times.
I turned to where he was pointing.
“Hee hee it is!”

I crept up to KennySia sms-ing someone on the dancefloor
And popped my face right into his
He glanced up in surprise, “Hey! What are you doing here?”
“What am i doing here? I practically live here. Which is really sad, actually.”

Then i introduced Kenny to Keith, who made him drink :p

TAG is back to normal hoorah!

KinkyPug and i were supposed to go back to Velvet.
But everytime we were about to leave, another nice song would come on and we’d turn back
>_< Woohoo. Damn broke.
Thank god, let’s see, pay comes in… four days.
Can make it :p

And you know what else comes in 6-7 days?

ASH is coming backkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who Is This Girl?

I’s reading random blogs, something i never have time to do.
I usually wait for someone to tell me about something interesting on someone’s blog, and then only do i go see it for myself.
Well anyway.
Click, click, click and i found myself on Circles For Squares
I read her entry on ‘The Pain You Can’t Show’
And actuallly laughed out loud like a sohai at her bouncing balls story.

The last time i burst out laughing at a blog was when KennySia replaced that chinese girl with a seal on a picture…

It’s been some time since i’ve come across a blog i actually ENJOY reading…
Too bad she doesn’t have archives, dang.

Cough Mixture Is Evil.

SueThePixie and i fell sick so we left the hob and colourful bustle of Zouk early on Tues night
DreamerCyn and Pete sent KinkyPugKevin and i back
I crashed at AdamPoserPan’s place and for once, i wasn’t the one waking up early for work the next morn 🙂
Coughing like an old witch in the morning, i smsed boss to say i was taking MC and slept in till 2 something in the afternoon

Glorious, i tell you.

My company doctor gave me pills and cough mixture.
I must admit i didn’t hold the cough mixture in high regard, turning my nose down at it in disdain as the nurse placed it in front of me.
Liquid cough mixture?
That’s like, so kiddy.
Oh well.

I got a cute teensy cup to measure my dosage out with.
Being regular ol’ clumsy me, i poured a tad too much.
“The medicine will make you drowsy,” Mr. Doctor’s words rang through my mind
“Drowsy? Pah. I’m strong. Anyway, more medicine means more GOOD,” i foolishly thought gulping it all down merrily.

One hour later…
“Friend. You look damn PEI.” PassedOutBen teman-ed me eat soup noodles at Just Thai.
“..fucking cough mixture… *mumble*mumble*”
“Told you already right. People get HIGH on cough mixture wan.”
“Bah… fuck, damn sleepy… i need to go meeting… fucking cough mixture…”

After Lynnzter and PassedOutBen told me the meeting got postphoned, they threw me home to sleep it off.

Then being typical ol’ me, i went out later that night. >_<
FoxyLisa and i went for Cochine’s 2nd Anniversary party
Then we found ourselves sitting at Terrace Bar with QueenKanch and MaryBerry, drinking too much beer we bought
0_o

Then there was a raid.

-_-

Two trucks pulled up outside Zouk, and police closed the two big gates leading out.
For a split second, i panicked, “What the farkkkk i wanna go back and sleep soon! Got work tomorrow la tiuuuu”
Then i thought, hmm we’re outside. We’re totally not underaged. We’re not on anything.
So we just sat there and continued sipping our beer and chilled whilst we heard a mini-stampede of (probably underaged) girls screaming.

So havoc right.

I guess they picked a clever night to raid cos:
It’s ghetto night. Damn alot of underaged kids.
Ramadhan just ended.
Alot of students just got back from Australia.

In the end, we calmly walked to the big side gate where three policemen were.
“Encik… kena kerja la esok…” said SexaySam
The policemen glanced at our unperturbed and bored faces.
“Ah, cepat cepat.” He opened the gate for us to quickly slide through.

Yayyy no fuss no muss!

We had nasi lemak ayam, went home, and crashed.

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OH FINALLY
All Kent event pix up in post below
Just scroll down, children.

Tarry organised this simple gathering for QueenKanch at night
He didn’t wanna spoilt it by pretending he was late in taking her out for her birthday dinner after work
I heard from the princess that she got so mad, mountains could move…

Then she couldn’t say a *thing* when he surprised her with a bouquet of pink roses (so indian, mwahaha) and we gathered up

😀

Phlegm’s Such A Lovely Word.

Apparently there’s a bug going around
And i freaking caught it
Even my ‘Alcohol Cures All’ concept isn’t working 🙁

I had a horrid dream last night
The phlegm (i love how that word is spelt!) was so thick and clogged up my throat till the point i dreamt i was drowning
I woke up cos i couldn’t breathe and coughed violently for a good five minutes
The stupid thing was i trying to cough quietly so i wouldn’t wake the poser up which i now think wouldn’t have made a difference anyway

When i awoke this morning, i so FUCKING wanted to take MC cos i felt so ill
Besides, i haven’t taken MC eveR since i started working here…

And you know how it SUCKS that even though you HATE dragging yourself out of bed, the bed is super cosy and warm, it’s raining lightly outside AND an arm keeps on dragging you back to bed AND (best legal reason of all time), i’m sick:

I *had* to go cos of an appointment which no way could be cancelled, sick or not

Damn depressing right, can cry!
Refuse to kiss the poser cos i really don’t wanna pass it to him, whatmore his voice iS his work…
Whereas hmm for me, my eyesight would cock things up considerably

After work, I hurried to 1U to buy a pressie for QueenKanch, which i figured was rather a challenge cos
‘How *do* you buy a good birthday present for a materialistic, fussy girl friend without blowing your budget?’

Amazingly enough, SmallsMinkyMin offered to accompany me

0_o

So many damn times i tried meeting up with this cousin of mine (resulting in her layaning me for a mere 5 minutes in a club bathroom -_- ) and noW she wants to teman me buy a present?!
After a year of bugging her incessantly!?
…….
Must be because her boyfriend is overseas and unattainable

“Want me to come pick you up from office?” she offered.
“Sure, can also!”
“Shy or not, your younger cousin fetching you haha.”
“Nonsense. You should be honoured that you get to service your elders.”
“You walk la.”

Fark.

What happened to respect for family elders man, tiu…

>_<

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Happy Swirly Fun Colours!

We went to the funfair outside 1U to pose…

What la
When i’m not taking the picture (cos i want to BE in it) then it’s blur *tsk*

Anna waited for me to finish work then we both went to the city
That was Friday night
Friday night i wasn’t very much myself, i admit
I lost mood and went home at 1:30 am to sleep
0_o
I know, so unlike me right…

Then on Saturday night i bounced back into action 🙂
Thanks to MaryBerry spreading her contagious joy
At first i was thinking what a fucking princess she was being cos she wanted me to go home while i was in the middle of dinner and beer with Gobi @ Seed Cafe…
To dress her

Walau, must pay one you know

Oh FINALLY.
Managed to put all the pix up
0_o
Damn alot okay, don’t play.

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You Win, I Win.

People always have that thing where they try to top each other off

Besides the regular who earns more, who has traveled to more places and yada yada yada,

There’s also the opposite, arguing about who’s in the worst situation

For instance, i used to eavesdrop on my mother arguing with her friends on whose child is the worst

Walau

So there she’d go la, telling aunties i barely know, all my sins

A bit shy right

Or girls and being fat

The worst is watching two models fight backstage about it

“Eh i’m getting so fat okay.”

“What are you talking about?! I’m the one who’s getting fat!”

“No way you’re totally fine! Look at this!” *proceeds to pinch skin at her stomach*

“I’m fatter. Please.”

“No! I am!”

“I’m telling you, I am!”

I ducked my head into my spacious bag to laugh.

Other examples:

I was bustling around cleaning my room when i got interrupted by a phonecall

“Hey guess what! I just bumped into a friend i haven’t seen for SEVEN YEARS!”

“Really? Guess what! I’m cleaning my room.”

“WOW! Okay la. You win.”

Mahai-a. :p

One night i was working late, KennySia came online and i happily msned him

Any hope for laughter in the middle of a stressful night is always good
Oh hey, what’s your number again? My hp just got stolen.

Huh!? When?

So we blabbered on for a bit
It’s 3G OKAY. Damn siong wei.

Eh, i just broke my new phone… it was only one-week old.

How the hell did you break it? I know la you’re muscular all…

I sat on it.

-_-

It was a PDA (something something i can’t remember) phone!!!

Walau shit!

RM3100!!!

FARK. You win la.

Joyce’s Hunt For CFM Shoes

Getting my mind off things is pricey
I broke my favourite pair of come-fuck-me shoes after MareDiva’s party last week
So i was all out on a mission to find another pair that would satisfy me

DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS to find a plain, decent, slutty pair of come-fuck-me shoes??
I saw so many black pairs but they weren’t the ones i was aiming for
Those were more like
Come-fuck-me-and-fuck-off
Or
Come-fuck-me-while-my-bling’s-in-your-face
Too flashy, me no likey.

AdamPoserPan called

“What are you doing?”

“Shopping for black high heels…”

“Did you find them?”

“… Erm no… i got a *bit* distracted…”

“What, you bought something else?”

“I bought a bag and a dress. Heh. But no shoes yet. Lost the plot abit.”
“Baby stop spending so much money.”

*bwek* :p

Three tops, a pair of gold heels, a miniskirt, two shopping malls and one day later
I bought a pair of black heels
But i don’t think they’re very CFM at all *disappointed*

Luckily i love shopping alone and didn’t drag anyone along with me 😀

Just got back from dinner with MaryBerry & QueenKanch
The way those two fight damn headache wei

*0_o*

Already my throat is hurting from a vice

Sometimes i think i have a valid excuse for doing so many stupid things to fill up the void

I’m in that place where i put others in

And then when i swallow and feel the pain in my throat, heart and head…

It jolts me back to stop hurting myself

I think i know but i don’t think i know

I don’t think i know but i think i know

Help

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