No. He definitely doesn’t need uZap What he *does* need, is to eat more
The local-celeb Fear Factor was to be shot from Wednesday to Sunday Guess who got eliminated on the first day? *cheeky sly smile* Bwahaha… “So how did you get eliminated? What stunt didja have to do?!” i asked eagerly “Oh. *serious voice* How they did it was… *dramatic thoughtful pause* the person with the fattest girlfriend had to leave!” “…motherf…” “HAHAHAHA!!!”
Stupid.
Deep Dish @ Zouk
I had to cover the Heineken Greenspace event, the night Deep Dish was spinning. I was pretty impressed by the event deco for the whole venue @ Zouk
KinkyPugKevin posing at one of the walls >_< I was supposed to take pictures for work and he had to stand in the way So gatal -_-
Look, look! I’m wearing another of the necklaces Mommy got me from India
While Deep Dish was on, i took a few pictures and drank and talked cock with Ali in the console till my flu started kicking in and i left around 2 am
The next day, i called Fono just to verify the previous night’s set and how it was etc
“Okay so Deep Dish spun from around 12 something onwards…” “Yup, Sharam went first, then Ali went last.” “Huh? What? You mean there’s two of them?” “… -_- … ya-uh…” “Shit sorry la, that’s why i’m calling you right, next time i see you, you gotta educate me more man.” “Yeah, give you crash course!” “Bwek. Okay waiT. Wasn’t Ali the one i was talking to the whole time?!” “Ya lar.” “ShiT. I thought he was the manager or something….”
OMG.
I was talking nonsense and drinking and acting silly and taking pictures and didn’t even know who he was
0_o
LUCKILY i didn’t ask him an idiotic question like, “Oh, so what are you doing with Deep Dish? Are you their manager?” Whereupon he would’ve answered,“I *am* Deep Dish…” And then i would have just drowned myself in the Heineken beer in embarrasment.
Well, at least when i was taking loads of pictures and layaning him i didn’t know he was the dj so i wasn’t celebrity-whoring… Even though we were taking lots of pictures… *pats self on back and assures self again to make self feel better*
Weekends are for catching up with my poser and my monkey
I don’t know la okay, Ash was snapping for fun and Adam bit his leg (weirdo) while i incidentally was biting my thumb -_-
It’s such a retarded picture!
But i think this might be the most retarded picture of the night Fai flexing… Kevin, don’t drool yeah? Hee hee hee
Most of my friends know how fucking emo i get when i see spelling or grammar mistakes Or hear people mixing up ‘lend’ and ‘borrow’ Or see people mix up ‘lose’ and ‘loose’ in writing
I mean, it’s not that difficult to get grammar right you know Peter & Jane taught us all that since kindergarten, kan?
I know i annoy some people by doing it tho :p
“Why is it black colour??” “Black.” “…Huh?” “Just black. Dunnit to say colour.” “… -_- … Joyce, don’t be annoying okay.” “Sorry… just that.. bah nevermind.”
So anyway, i was at this concert thing the other day That was to raise money for elephants Just as i seated myself, i heard the emcee’s FranDrescher-like voice Eeyer… who la is that I thought to myself and looked around
Then i saw the emcee Bah it was that Xandria girl who won the Hitz.tv contest
I don’t have anything personal against her cos i don’t really know her It’s just that i’m still blar over the fact that she won the contest based on donations into a bank account and sms votes through that Just reminds me abit of Veruca Salt and how she got her Daddy to buy her many many chocolate bars just to get the Golden Ticket
Anyway. I still stand to the fact that her england cannot make it. Her pronunciation is damn off. Her slang is damn off. I was cringing most of the time she spoke.
And my mouth gaped open and eyes widened in disbelief when she got her england lagi wrong. Instead of saying, “… Malaysian elephants…” She said, “… MalaysianS elephanT…”
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
As an emcee, you can’t bloody get your English wrong!! It’s just such a shame that so many of the expatriates present would think that Malaysians can’t speak proper English then.
>_<
Xandria is a pretty girl. I think she just needs to buck up on her speaking skills. Because there are so many people out there who can speak up better and it’s just not fair that she holds a contract due to her family’s and her campaigning.
jADlsjlkk see there i go again emoing about her win.
I experienced a totally musical night yesterday. When i say totally, i *mean* totally. Melbourne Grammer School Orchestra, Zainal Abidin, Operafest, TwilightActionGirl, Deep Dish.
I adore classical music and was hanging on to as many notes as i could during the symphony orchestra. Then. I felt a cough coming… The panic! Trying to keep it down, i only suceeded for 5 seconds before letting go a massive hack.
Oh my god.
To cough loudly during a symphony while i’m seated RIGHT in the middle of the ballroom, FOUR rows from the front?! ACK!!!
I got up quietly and exited the ballroom as fast as i could, trying not to cough anymore and choking myself to near death in the process. The moment i stepped out, i coughed like a motherfucker till i gagged.
Seriously. I don’t remember having a cough this bad in my entire life.
Entering the washroom, i ducked into a cubicle to blow my nose and rid myself of the blasted phlegm. Let’s just say that i blew so loud, i heard a little group of Operafest kids going, “EWWWW!!!” outside
-_-
Ew?! EW?! I’ll come outside and press my phlegm on your face THEN you see what’s ‘EW’!!
GAHHhHHHH!!!
Then i went to cover the Deep Dish event later that night. Sitting at the Terrace Bar with KinkyPugKevin, i told him i’s gonna blow my nose. “Blow la.” said he, “I always blow also. Don’t care only.” So i blew. He grimaced at me. “Actually… quite loud la. Yuk”
I’m working till late every night, the only way i get to see my best friends are to plead with them to go to some of the events i’m covering
I so need to: – send out Christmas cards to UK – start shopping for the few gifts i’m getting this year – make cards for everyone else who’s not getting a gift
Please Click: SPCA Remember Sheena Please visit the website above and sign the petition. 100,000 signatures are needed to change the penalty of animal abusers here in Msia which hasn’t changed since the act was first implemented in 1953.
Labuan: 3rd Edition
Suddenly so semangat to blog all my belated Labuan holiday pics :p Got complaints from AdamPoserPan for never putting them up :p
Anyway i just remembered why they look so familiar to me like i’ve edited them before but actually haven’t put them on my blog, cos it’s here too hee hee
Because we are such amateurs, we didn’t do much, though we *offered* to help John and Neil were prollie afraid we’d accidentally sink the boat by some long shot catastrophe
I helped by urm drinking the beer…
Tiu, why is my rhyme going senget… -_-
I took this from right below (obviously)
Haha! I couldn’t resist putting the fairy there!
Damn nice right the colours in the background?
Terms & Conditions of having me as a girlfriend is – includes massages
Smellie sucks at giving back massages, that’s why you hear of me going for massages in Hartamas now He sort of pinches me simply/painfully till i go, “Eek… ooh… urm… oH! IT’S BETTER ALREADY! THANKS!”
But his foot massages aren’t too bad.
Okay. I’m lazy to edit the other pics already, wanna go sleep I’m not sick anymore!!! ‘Tis a pity tho, cos everyone is so nice to me when i’m sick…
Daddy wakes me up for dinner… Mommy smss me home for lunch… AdamPoserPan takes out the trash oh-so-willingly *MIRACLE!* PassedOutBen lets me play Christmas songs in the car and belt them out horribly in my BlockedNoseVoice instead of his usual feng tau
“Let’s listen to Christmas songs!” *chucks in CD* “Oi, NO. Feng wei friend. No Christmas songs! It’s not Christmas yet!” “Don’t be stupid. It’s Christmas season already!”
*5 minutes later*
PassedOutBen bops his head to Mariah Carey unconsciously I peep at him in glee He stops… noticing his movements “Oh my god. Why the fuck am i moving to this.”
“…all i want fooor Christmasss.. is youuuu… babyyy!!!” *yelling* “Omg omg please don’t be jam…” *peers at traffic in front* “…joy to the worlllldddd!!!!” “Fuck man.” *shakes head quietly at jam in front* “…allll the boys and girllls!!!!” “Joyce. Please wei. My ears… are bleeding okay.” “Joy to the people everywhere you seeeee!!!! JOY TO YOU AND ME!!!” *ignores*
PassedOutBen winds down the window to smoke.
“Eh why? Stress ar?! HAHA!” “YuP.” “Yay, now can sing and people outside can hear too! Spread the joy!”
POB: Me:
AdamPoserPan made a joke that day (or so he felt -_- ) “Hey guess what?” “What.” “They’re making a movie about you.” “What are you talking about…” “KING KONG!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!” “…… “ “…… “
I watched KingKong just now FYI, it’s a friggin 3 hours and 10 minutes long… So drinking soup, water and Starbucks beforehand is noT a good idea.
Okay, i just thought of something else Since the poser has been sms-ing his friends about it, i shall fulfill my Terms & Conditions of Being a Fabulous Girlfriend and spread the word as well
Reel Review will be airing tonight at 9:30 pm on 8tv edited: oops. wrote wrong *shy* Adam’s guest hosting it for two weeks so catch him on it tonight for the first one!
(weirdo) while i incidentally was biting my thumb
