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Joyce’s New Year’s Eve 2005 *click*

I’m Not Dying To…

…take your stupid picture okay.
I hate covering yucky events at Rush cos it’s just so rowdy, dodgy and unclassy

URGH.

The worst is when i have to take pictures of some people for the mag and upon approaching them, they shy away like i’m aiming a shotgun at them instead of a camera

The thing is, i tend to talk/mutter to myself especially when alone
Again, some guy looked at me in disdain and shook his head cos he didn’t want to take a picture
And i caught myself mumbling under my breath
“Mahai… not like i fucking want to take your picture okay…”

Obviously i do that when i’m walking away la, so as not to spoil the mag’s name in front of ppl  >_<

Speaking about hating clubs, I HATE GHETTO as well
I have been able to avoid the damn night for months, and when i finally went there last week (to layan HotJason, Louis, Mary, etc)
It just reminded me all over again WHY I HATE IT

Damn crowded. Damn kutu.
I forced myself to move on the dancefloor to layan MaryBerry
Some massive guy kept on pushing me more and more, making the space for us girls less and less
I can such a superbitch when i want to, and elbowed him away
Mr. Massive looked down at me in annoyance a few times but everytime he did, i’d close my eyes and dance away, pretending to be drunk so he couldn’t/wouldn’t blar me

See.

Even pretending to be on alcohol gives you excuses to be an asshole.

*reads above*

I just realised this is SUCH a negative bitching post. 0_o
Bleargh, i had a 16-hour work day and alot of things are screwing up.
Gonna go shower now.

*looks over at Smellie gaming*

I don’t think he’s going to shower… :p

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Exactly a year ago, RyanSoosayRaj came back for hols and we drank too -_-

Joyce’s All-out Wednesday

After a some meetings in Uptown
I popped into Vogue since it was pouring thinking that it’d be much easier to get a taxi from there instead of standing pitifully in the rain trying to wave one down

Supposed to just have one glass of wine with Jovin and ciao
-_-  Didn’t happen
Had wine
Then beer
And they would have poured me whiskey if i didn’t run off to Velvet

I promised Ryan i’d take him to Mambo @ Velvet

He’s back from London for just awhile and a bit
Ryan likes purple but he’s not gay
No. Really, Kevin. He’s not.

Ryan likes to scream in Velvet
I’m kidding
Probably he’s screaming for more alcohol la :p heh

Lan’s tongue is the sweetest in kl
Every girl i know who knows him says the same thing

Nadz’s dressing has changed from BasicRaver to ooh-la-la
I like the change 😉

Fark. Why is one eye big, one eye small…  >_<

Bumped into a whole bunch of high school friends there as well, some which i haven’t seen since…. Form 5 :p

Good grief…

BWAHAHA. This is too funny a picture to not share!

Super pei dot com face

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Exactly a year ago, Joyce fell weak for Malibu

Just got back from having beer with RyanSoosayRaj

I Damn Emo.

First, SuckballLouis spills Malibu on NYE
Tipsy him tried to make drinks for chicks and ended up spilling my PRECIOUS MALIBU
Bastard.

I SAW him spill the glorious liquid on the table at PanRegency

“You spilt the MALIBU!!!!!” *super freaking out*
“What? No… uh… i didn’t!” *super bad faker*

Then

RyanSoosayRaj spills beer
Not just beer
A full glass of beer
The sin, i tell you

Damn emo

:p

I Smelt A Dead Rat

The moment i stepped into the apartment

Pooh!

Wassat…?!
I looked around but i didn’t see anything so i went off to the pc room to wait for Smellie to come back and deal with it

Both boys came home in a little while and the smell apparently came from the fridge which broke down

Yuk.

I cleaned the pc room whilst the guys did their thing outside
Don’t care, not my mess, i don’t want to clean up after them anymore
Already the pc table has ash, candy wrappers, tin cans, plastic bags, ciggie boxes and damn alot of rubbish and dirt everywhere

ARGH

I kept on hearing exclamations of disgust coming from the kitchen
“Oh my god, fuckkkk…” “Gross. Shit man.” “Urgh.”
And sniggered to myself inside
Oh well you reap what you sow

Conversation between two males in a bachelor pad:
“Dude… i just found something that expired in 2001.”
“That’s not mine, man. I wasn’t even in the country in 2001!… i was in England!”

YUK.

People like Mommy and MaryBerry would fucking FREAK OUT over the contents of the fridge okay
My wine in there had to be thrown away as well, farking hell
Not like i want to drink the stuff after sitting in that godforsaken electrical contraption of grossness beyond belief!!!!

I continued with the pc room and scrubbed the table clean, washed my hands, sauntered into the bedroom, and casually lay down on the bed with a magazine propped up on my tummy to read

“Shouldn’t we help him?” asked AdamPoserPan
(i wouldn’t say ‘ask’ cos it really meant ‘we should help him’)
I was tired and not in the mood to clean up after the people i happen to live with
“Mmmf.”
“Aw come on, he’s cleaning it all out.”
“Whose food is in there anyway?”
“Both his and mine.”
“You go clean la.”
*gives me the Joyce-You’re-Being-So-Mean look*
“… *harrumph* okay la. I’ll mop the floor when he’s done with the fridge.” -_-

Eh the floor was damn sick okay
There was rotting liquid and two-day old melted ice cream leaking all over the place
Do you know how smelly everything was?!?!!?

After Josh was done, i went to fill the pail up with water at the kitchen tap
I turned around just to see Adam sneaking into the pc room and shutting the door slowly behind him
Feeling utterly conned, i stalked right up to the kitchen entrance (i didn’t wanna step out and dirty the floor in the living room) and called out loudly for him

“Baby. *stern voice* … BABY!!!”
*door opens and smiley face peeks through from far away*
“Yes?”
Mahai, act damn innocent all.
“What are you doing. You’re supposed to help me here right.”
“I’m fixing up the pc.”
“You don’t have to do that now!!!”
“No, i really want to, come on, i *got* you the pc!”

He got me the pc for Christmas
I don’t even see why i need the pc.
We already have one pc and one laptop.
I seriously think it’s just a ploy for him to network all three and game.

I stuck my middle finger up at him
“Do you see this? DO YOU SEE THIS?!”
He just laughed, motherfucker.
Think so funny is it.
Funny you clean la.

After i washed down the entire kitchen area and mopped it four times, then the fellow comes out of the pc room and inspects the area
He turns his nose up at the fridge which is still dirty
I don’t care, that wasn’t my jobscope, mine was cleaning the floor -_-

“Shouldn’t we clean the fridge?”
“… when you say WE, you mean ME, right.” I said pointing my index finger at myself sharply, with slit eyes.
“Erm… heh.”
“Tell you what. Why don’t YOU clean it.”
“Ah… i ‘ll do it tomorrow.”

ARGHGHGHGH ajaeljae;j oijowaierj awoi

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I Fucking Love The Darkness.

FARK LA.

I have work tomorrow and i’m still sitting at the pc because…
I can’t stop listening to The Darkness!!!
ARGHHHHHHH
The CD is so fucking good, i love it better then the previous one!

How i got the CD (btw, this is just giving me more excuses to sit here and listen to it instead of sleeping):

I was having a fight with Smellie
Yes, we’re a normal couple, and couples have fights
After being annoyed and snapping at each other for a good hour, we made up
-_-
Tiring la
I hate fighting, it’s a waste of time, but i don’t think it is if we both learn something from it and hence, make our relationship blossom (so corny, just box me now will ya)

So anyway, after all that fuss, he fished a CD out of a bag and said
“I got this for you just now… knew you’d like it…”

0_o

Doesn’t it just SUCK when the boyfriend gives you something after you fight when he got it before the fight?
Makes you feel damn jahat :p

Anyway, no talk about the boyfriend
Darknessssssss!!!
Oh, please please please if anyone brought me to meet them, i’ll give you blowjobs for life
For life.
*such a slut*

ARGH
Enough nonsense
Time to sleep

So. Hard. To. Switch. Off. Music….

Fuck i should just go work for a music magazine and have a chance to interview them.
Oh. And not forgetting Shinji Murakoshi too. *prays*

Shit what am i doing. This is my blog, not my altar -_-

Go…..

Sleep…..

New Year Emo-ing

I was suddenly struck with a dollop of emotions tonight
Maybe it’s because after FIVE HEAVENLY DAYS OFF, i get reminded that life goes on, holidays are over and i have work tomorrow
Oh. My. God. When you’re working, you really appreciate days off like drops of beer after a hot hard day’s work.

What did i learn in 2005?
Did i love it? I definitely did.

In 2005, I…

Started to love talking to my family more

Sad is seems, i never really was close to my family  last time
Maybe my mother couldn’t connect with her too-wild child :p

I bought my brother NickIsTaller a birthday present today
Last time i wouldn’t buy him a present for years cos when he was 7, i used up all my pocket money to buy him Jurassic Park dinosaur figures that could twist and do cool shit.
Hey, to me at that time, it was alot of money! And he never bought me a present.
So i damn emo and never bought him a present for years after that :p
Sorry la, Nick, you see all this old beef coming out now but it’s all good 😉

I texted him last Friday
Hey is there anything in particular you want for your birthday?
He took damn long to reply
Nah Becky already gave me a kickass phone lol

Wah fuck, so you trying to say i want to give present also not good enough la?
What the hell happened to ‘it’s the thought that counts’?!

So i replied back
Wow. So now love girlfriend more then sister la. Blood is thicker then water yo.
My phone beeped again
Lol, dun so sensitive… Get me an ipod then.. :p hahaha

WALAU.

Damn demanding man younger siblings nowadays 

Got cock-whipped :p

You know people always say pussy-whipped right?
Yeah.
…

I was telling SuckballLouis about AdamPoserPan
“Yeah. I heard you’re whipped.”
“What do YOU MEAN?! From WHO?”
“People. Tell me.”

I blared bout it to MaryBerry

“Louis said i’m cock-whipped!” *indignant*
“A bit la.”
“WHATTTT!!! … *thinks* … Okay fine. But how much? Is it bad?”
“A bit only la… which i think is GOOD. You always pussy-whip every guy you go out with! So for once, you being a little bit whipped is good.”

Hmph. We’ll see.

Started to drink less
After some rattling incident  which i never wrote about (not even in my personal journal) cos i’ll never forget it, i stopped drinking as much as 2004

Got fairy pictures published
…in a Malaysian mag that is. Not even a very large picture i’m afraid. Most unimpressive. BUT. I *was* superbly excited at the time 🙂
*click*

Caught the ‘stu-pid’ bug
Which is still going on now, i’m afraid. I can’t seem to rid my habit of saying it :p Damn lame. As if i don’t know any other cuss words except it.

Started working in FACES
Time seriously flew since my first day of work there, after happy floaty freelancing for half a year.
Dang.
Oh well, happy fairy parents

Went to the Rainforest Musicfest @ Kuching
Oops, only one post  on it… i know i still owe you the photos, Eddie & Rina!!!!

Missed AshleyTheMonkey
dreadfully cos she wasn’t around for me to bitch, sigh, whine and cry my silliest things to.

Met KinkyPugKevin for the first time
And a loving relationship blossomed. Haha.

Fucking alco.

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